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2014-08-15 11:27:39 AM  
It's a Small World (after all)
 
2014-08-15 11:36:58 AM  
The list should simply be GG Allin's discography.
 
2014-08-15 11:40:49 AM  
"Let me smell yo dick"
 
2014-08-15 11:42:33 AM  
Yakkity Sax?
 
2014-08-15 12:09:37 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-08-15 12:17:49 PM  
Once attempted to sex it up to Polka music.  (It was a mutual idea, I should've married her)  It was the funniest thing I've ever attempted naked.
 
2014-08-15 12:20:11 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-15 12:25:47 PM  
Bouncing on my D*** by Tyga
 
2014-08-15 12:30:01 PM  
LOL, just kidding, don't fark to Nine Inch Nails.


I laughed.
 
2014-08-15 12:58:26 PM  
Chocolate Rain.- Tay Zonday.
 
2014-08-15 01:21:23 PM  
Mamma Mia - ABBA
 
2014-08-15 02:42:10 PM  

RedPhoenix122: LOL, just kidding, don't fark to Nine Inch Nails.


I laughed.


Hey I got my first blow job to completion while listening to Closer.
 
2014-08-15 03:00:59 PM  
Vasoline by Elastica.
 
2014-08-15 03:01:02 PM  
My first time...  we had Down by the Seaside, by Led Zeppelin... i think it was a good choice, being that i still remember that 25 years later.
 
2014-08-15 03:01:23 PM  
Disco Duck.
 
2014-08-15 03:01:34 PM  
LOL, just kidding, don't fark to Nine Inch Nails.

Ok...that was pretty funny.
 
2014-08-15 03:02:05 PM  
Nookie by Limp Bizkit.
 
2014-08-15 03:02:05 PM  
Was getting down with the old lady when the song Forever by the Beach Boys. We immediately thought of john Stamos and I was done.

I think she finished.
 
2014-08-15 03:02:56 PM  
Brick House

Fat Bottomed Girls
 
2014-08-15 03:03:09 PM  
Chicken dance.
 
2014-08-15 03:04:35 PM  
Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've Got Love in My Tummy)

/What do I win?
 
2014-08-15 03:04:48 PM  
 
2014-08-15 03:04:56 PM  
Oh, look. It's a Gawker article written by someone that thinks they have a handle on everyone's fetish.

The only music you'll need comes from the snap of my lash, dear.
 
2014-08-15 03:04:57 PM  
Papa Don't Preach. Or any other song about parents and/or pregnancy.
 
2014-08-15 03:04:58 PM  
i honestly can't recall a time when music played during the sexy time.

before, certainly...but during...if it's happened i certainly don't remember
 
2014-08-15 03:05:43 PM  
The Hokey Pokey
 
2014-08-15 03:05:48 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Chicken dance.


Maybe didn't have sex, but I think a few bj's happened during that song.
 
2014-08-15 03:06:07 PM  
I know it's difficult to expect people to actually rtfa, but so far this thread is full of people who can't even read subby's headline.

it's not "the worst songs to have sex to"

it's "the worst SEX songs to have sex to"
 
2014-08-15 03:06:50 PM  

SurfaceTension: RedPhoenix122: LOL, just kidding, don't fark to Nine Inch Nails.


I laughed.

Hey I got my first blow job to completion while listening to Closer.


congratulations, did you thank him?
 
2014-08-15 03:06:58 PM  
The worst songs are subjective. Albeit objectively you can't fark up more than playing a mix-tape you made for your ex, or your ex made for you... and your significant other knows where it came from.
 
2014-08-15 03:07:01 PM  
F*cking in the Butt
David Allen Coe

/NSFW
 
2014-08-15 03:07:36 PM  

SaltSpray: SurfaceTension: RedPhoenix122: LOL, just kidding, don't fark to Nine Inch Nails.


I laughed.

Hey I got my first blow job to completion while listening to Closer.

congratulations, did you thank him?


i was going to cross thru "got" and replace it with "gave", but yours works nicely
 
2014-08-15 03:07:43 PM  
a mix tape of long songs.
 
2014-08-15 03:07:43 PM  
It's Rainin Men by the Weather Girls.
 
2014-08-15 03:07:44 PM  
I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse.
 
2014-08-15 03:08:03 PM  
x2.fjcdn.com
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-15 03:08:58 PM  

calbert: I know it's difficult to expect people to actually rtfa, but so far this thread is full of people who can't even read subby's headline.

it's not "the worst songs to have sex to"

it's "the worst SEX songs to have sex to"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-15 03:09:13 PM  
heavymetalblog.org
 
2014-08-15 03:09:32 PM  
Dyna-Moe-Humm
 
2014-08-15 03:10:45 PM  
"To Be With You" by Mr. Big

I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you

He's waiting for his turn to fark a slut
 
2014-08-15 03:11:28 PM  
Try this out during your next romantic interlude:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

/don't forget your steel jockstrap
 
2014-08-15 03:11:40 PM  
no stinkfist?
 
2014-08-15 03:11:51 PM  
Welcome to The fark Shop!
 
2014-08-15 03:11:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-15 03:11:58 PM  

ChipNASA: [x2.fjcdn.com image 800x600]
[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]


fun fact,
i purchased that bloodhound gang cd at a toys r us
i felt sorta dirty for that
 
2014-08-15 03:12:15 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

lh6.ggpht.com

www.metal-archives.com

And anything of these guys (sorry, couldn't find any SFW covers):

images.cdn.bigcartel.com
 
2014-08-15 03:13:06 PM  
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes all women hot.
 
2014-08-15 03:13:11 PM  

blatz514: calbert: I know it's difficult to expect people to actually rtfa, but so far this thread is full of people who can't even read subby's headline.

it's not "the worst songs to have sex to"

it's "the worst SEX songs to have sex to"

[i.imgur.com image 500x281]


what is that clip from? looks familiar
 
2014-08-15 03:13:13 PM  
"You Light Up My Life"

/DNRTFA
//But that song is now in your head and won't get out
///Slashies come in threes
 
2014-08-15 03:13:40 PM  

SaltSpray: SurfaceTension: RedPhoenix122: LOL, just kidding, don't fark to Nine Inch Nails.


I laughed.

Hey I got my first blow job to completion while listening to Closer.

congratulations, did you thank him?


I would have but he was too busy counting the money to have heard it
 
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