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(The Local)   Woman arrested with 1.7kg cocaine breast implants   (thelocal.es) divider line 32
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4693 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Aug 2014 at 11:38 AM (40 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-15 09:03:41 AM  
Now THERE is a woman who's built to party. Literally.
 
2014-08-15 09:18:34 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-15 09:21:00 AM  
Well, that brings a whole new meaning to the term "fun bags"
 
2014-08-15 10:00:41 AM  
Finally! The TSA* grope'n'squeeze pays off.

/*knows this wasn't TSA
 
2014-08-15 10:31:05 AM  
Congrats on the major bust.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-15 10:42:18 AM  
She should have known that that's the first place most men will look.
 
2014-08-15 11:05:24 AM  
Best motorboat EVER.
 
2014-08-15 11:33:18 AM  
Yes...it's very impressive.
 
2014-08-15 11:40:57 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Yes...it's very impressive.


mrrob.home.xs4all.nl
 
2014-08-15 11:41:09 AM  
www.diregiovani.it

Interested.
 
2014-08-15 11:41:13 AM  
lol, I knew this story was a perfect "joke off" setup.
 
2014-08-15 11:41:36 AM  
That takes 'perky' to a whole new level.
 
2014-08-15 11:45:50 AM  
 
2014-08-15 11:53:34 AM  
What 3.75 lbs of coked tits should look like:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-15 11:58:49 AM  
I remember that episode of "Nip/Tuck".
 
2014-08-15 12:06:48 PM  
Is she hot?
 
2014-08-15 12:09:26 PM  
After a baggage search revealed nothing, female officers conducted a body search of the 43-year-old woman and discovered "certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts".

Correct response should have been "They're "real and spectacular"
 
2014-08-15 12:09:56 PM  

Theaetetus: Congrats on the

(*sunglasses*) "major bust."

YYYYEEAAAHHHH.

/FTFY
 
2014-08-15 12:17:39 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2014-08-15 12:21:21 PM  
*Sploosh*
 
2014-08-15 12:56:50 PM  
passionweiss.com
 
2014-08-15 01:17:44 PM  
So what size is that?

C cup, D cup?
 
2014-08-15 01:20:12 PM  
And she had the ass of Mary Jane.
 
2014-08-15 01:27:41 PM  
Considering the screening changes after the underwear bomber, will TSA start a complete and through of every woman's breasts when traveling?
 
2014-08-15 01:46:41 PM  
Wanted for examination:

a2-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2014-08-15 01:55:31 PM  

oldfarthenry: What 3.75 lbs of coked tits should look like:
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 195x258]


Gives new purpose to the concept of "Motorboating"....
 
2014-08-15 02:46:24 PM  
Imagine what her tatas look like without the implants. All stretched out and dangling because the skin is all stretched out. Talk about a fate worse than death.
 
2014-08-15 04:11:19 PM  

Barfmaker: [passionweiss.com image 400x500]


passionweiss.com
/motorboating
 
2014-08-15 04:45:45 PM  
TSA T&A edition!
/groping for leads
 
2014-08-15 06:21:26 PM  
Hmm, I better change my phone number.

My Xwife may be calling for Bail money.

/oh
//wait
///it wasn't a hugh j ass full of coke.
 
2014-08-15 11:48:59 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: After a baggage search revealed nothing, female officers conducted a body search of the 43-year-old woman and discovered "certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts".

Correct response should have been "They're "real and spectacular"


With unhealed surgical incisions???
 
2014-08-16 01:23:19 AM  
The cocaine is supposed to be snorted OFF the hookers chest not be IN it. Kids today.
 
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