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(Politico)   "Two abortions. Maybe three, if you count the one he pressured a girlfriend to get. Pulling out a gun during an argument with his first wife. Prescribing pills to another patient while they dated." Dude knows how to party   (politico.com) divider line 20
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2014-08-15 09:45:25 AM
I thought it would be incredibly hard to top the hypocritical moral antics of John Ensign, Mark Sanford, Chip Pickering, and David Vitter.

Yet here we are.
 
2014-08-15 09:54:47 AM
Kudos to the author of TFA for laying out how he ended up winning:
1. The absurd behavior wasn't that recent.
2. His opponent didn't give people a reason to vote FOR him, more of an alternative to voting for Desjarlais
3. Desjarlais always had his guns loaded when talking policy


...unlike when he was menacing his now-ex-wife.
 
2014-08-15 10:20:09 AM
Family Values candidate, Ladies and Gentlemen!
 
2014-08-15 10:21:42 AM

factoryconnection: Kudos to the author of TFA for laying out how he ended up winning:
1. The absurd behavior wasn't that recent.
2. His opponent didn't give people a reason to vote FOR him, more of an alternative to voting for Desjarlais
3. Desjarlais always had his guns loaded when talking policy


...unlike when he was menacing his now-ex-wife.


Correction: voters didn't learn about the absurd behavior recently.
 
2014-08-15 10:24:52 AM

quatchi: Family Values candidate, Ladies and Gentlemen!


I think you mean Family Values party. At this point, it's absurd how many paragons of virtue the GOP has sent to public office after learning about their behavior. David Vitter, Mark Sanford, this guy...
 
2014-08-15 10:31:13 AM
All farking Republicans must farking hang
 
2014-08-15 10:34:03 AM
FTFA: DesJarlais win could very well be the most extraordinary feat of them all, putting him alongside the likes of Ohio's notorious James Traficant, who served nearly 20 years despite charges of tax-evasion, taking bribes from mobsters and forcing his aides to clean horse stalls on his farm, in the ranks of some the most improbable congressional hangers-on of all time.

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Very Apt Comparison. But Traficant had the HAIR, that HAIR. DesJarlais doesn't even have that.
 
2014-08-15 10:34:24 AM
As a physician, he took an oath, then blatantly violated it.

What makes the voters think he wouldn't violate his oath as a lawmaker?

Oh, thats right, his voters don't care about his ethics because there is a Muslim usurper nibong in the White House.
 
2014-08-15 10:38:31 AM

Serious Black: I think you mean Family Values party. At this point, it's absurd how many paragons of virtue the GOP has sent to public office after learning about their behavior. David Vitter, Mark Sanford, this guy...


Its because they are virtuous that they fall. Its because they are under attack by Sexually Transmitted Demons. They are targeted and because they are demonically targeted its proof of their original virtue. Seriously. This is an actual theory in the politically active evangelical community.
 
2014-08-15 10:40:17 AM

vernonFL: What makes the voters think he wouldn't violate his oath as a lawmaker?


Maybe because they think if times get tough he'll just kill himself, since according to TFA he's prone to putting a gun in his mouth for hours at a time.
 
2014-08-15 10:44:28 AM
What's the farking problem? He's prayed and God totally forgave his transgressions.
 
2014-08-15 10:45:01 AM

Somacandra: vernonFL: What makes the voters think he wouldn't violate his oath as a lawmaker?

Maybe because they think if times get tough he'll just kill himself, since according to TFA he's prone to putting a gun in his mouth for hours at a time.


All that shows me is suicide's another thing he won't commit to or honor.
 
2014-08-15 11:28:18 AM
So, suspended for the remainder of the preseason?
 
2014-08-15 11:58:46 AM
I thought libtards liked abortion.  Now I'm confused.
 
2014-08-15 12:02:18 PM

factoryconnection: ...
1. The absurd behavior wasn't that recent.


That is the best you could do, when he gives you this to work with?
 
2014-08-15 12:02:54 PM

vernonFL: As a physician, he took an oath, then blatantly violated it.

What makes the voters think he wouldn't violate his oath as a lawmaker?

Oh, thats right, his voters don't care about his ethics because there is a Muslim usurper nibong in the White House.


the only oath that matters to voters is "i do solemnly swear to stick it to the libs, amen"

hope this helps
 
2014-08-15 12:03:14 PM

Diogenes: I thought it would be incredibly hard to top the hypocritical moral antics of John Ensign, Mark Sanford, Chip Pickering, and David Vitter.

Yet here we are.


This guy makes Anthony Weiner and Bill Clinton seem like straight up guys.

/Be gone with this piece of shiat
 
2014-08-15 12:04:01 PM
"I went through this divorce a long time ago," he told a local host in one of his few interviews on the subject, shortly after the scandal broke. "I know God's forgiven me."


This is probably what infuriates me most about the religious right. You can do any and all the horrible things you want, but just say, "I know God's forgiven me" and it's all good. I would think it's disrespectful to have the gall to speak for God.

But what do I know.
 
2014-08-15 12:06:40 PM
FTFA    "I was hoping he would do the right thing and resign,"

Bwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

 A Teabagging Republican do the right thing?   For anyone but themselves?

 Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

These guys crack me up..
 
2014-08-15 12:58:28 PM

Cat Food Sandwiches: I thought libtards liked abortion.  Now I'm confused.


Like you being confused at what most people can comprehend is anything new.
 
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