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(Kill Some Time) Video So, how many beers does it take before lighting a mortar off your crotch seems like a good idea? (language Not safe for work)   (killsometime.com) divider line 19
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2014-08-15 09:52:35 AM  
Description: He sets his balls on fire as a result.


WTF. You're not supposed to give the ending of the movie away, dude. Movies are about suspense and anticipation. You want to set the stage, not give away the story. "In a world where beer is the only beverage, one man rises to become a legend." And play some dramatic music. See, now you're wondering, "A world where you can only drink beer? How awesome would that be? And how could anyone be a legend in such a world? I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE!"
 
2014-08-15 11:08:22 AM  
Why are his toenails painted?
 
2014-08-15 11:21:16 AM  
3
 
2014-08-15 11:45:23 AM  
I was expecting the compression shot to the balls, but the rest of it made a nice addition. I laughed
 
2014-08-15 12:59:28 PM  
Justice was done - it's a group of guys hanging around listening to that dance remix version of Take On Me.  Listen to chick music?  Balls on fire.
 
2014-08-15 01:09:51 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Justice was done - it's a group of guys hanging around listening to that dance remix version of Take On Me.  Listen to chick music?  Balls on fire.


...and painted toe nails.
 
2014-08-15 01:20:26 PM  
I was at a party where a guy lit off a mortar in his hand.  Recoil broke his thumb.  So drunk, he didn't notice until the next day.
 
2014-08-15 02:01:06 PM  
Imma let you finish subby but the bottle rocket from arse misfire is funniest firework video of all time.
 
2014-08-15 02:06:11 PM  

whither_apophis: Imma let you finish subby but the bottle rocket from arse misfire is funniest firework video of all time.


Concur.  Bunghole bottle rocket is still the best.
 
2014-08-15 03:12:37 PM  

Mad Scientist: whither_apophis: Imma let you finish subby but the bottle rocket from arse misfire is funniest firework video of all time.

Concur.  Bunghole bottle rocket is still the best.


I would like to take this opportunity to thirded this.

*cough* http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6fff580ac3
 
2014-08-15 04:09:16 PM  
Looking at the dynamics of the group and the location I'm going to assume there was some other intoxicants present.
 
2014-08-15 05:08:54 PM  
Goodness gracious
 
2014-08-15 06:38:13 PM  
Swing and a miss for Darwin.

Someone needs to tell him how much fun it is making flash powder in the blender.
 
2014-08-15 07:31:46 PM  
Well I think he was feeling pretty in pink and just wanted to get off.. ok got nothing after that...gone for beer
 
2014-08-16 12:07:05 AM  
He wasn't slurring his speech, so he wasn't even that drunk.
 
2014-08-16 12:31:17 AM  

Panty Sniffer: Why are his toenails painted?


that's a good question. perhaps his balls were merely for ornamentation, and not functional.
 
2014-08-16 06:15:37 AM  
Came for the Darwin award acceptance speech, leaving somewhat disappointed.
 
2014-08-16 06:18:43 AM  
I'd say he definitely felt the moment.
 
2014-08-16 05:05:07 PM  

Mad Scientist: whither_apophis: Imma let you finish subby but the bottle rocket from arse misfire is funniest firework video of all time.

Concur.  Bunghole bottle rocket is still the best.


That video has been the funniest thing on the Internet since it wasn't released.
 
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