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2014-08-15 09:29:36 AM  
That's very undude like
 
2014-08-15 11:25:44 AM  
Not "righteous dude"?
 
2014-08-15 11:30:04 AM  
bcgavel.com
 
2014-08-15 11:31:05 AM  
Punching your own baby girl in the head and stomach?
Yeah...that's a first class ticket all the way to hell.
And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!
 
2014-08-15 11:31:15 AM  
Every dude is a good dude... Until they're not.

I can't even wrap my head around how anyone could inflict injuries on an infant.
 
2014-08-15 11:31:30 AM  
i209.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-15 11:31:52 AM  
thisdistractedglobe.com

"The Dude" does not abide.
 
2014-08-15 11:32:04 AM  
Liberals acting badly, again
 
2014-08-15 11:32:08 AM  
People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.
 
2014-08-15 11:32:50 AM  
FTA:  "This is the first time I have ever been in trouble. What happened that day was inconclusive," he said. "I'm a real good dude."

No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.
 
2014-08-15 11:34:55 AM  
If only the baby was armed, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2014-08-15 11:35:18 AM  

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby


He heard his lawyer say that word a few times.  He doesn't know what it means, but he thinks it might help.

/I bet he falls down every flight of steps and runs into every door between the courthouse and the big house.
 
2014-08-15 11:36:02 AM  
Have you ever been around a newborn? Some of the most selfish pricks on the face of the earth. They have no consideration for others, always crying about something. I am not saying I agree with him, but I understand.


On a more serious note the story he went with was the 1 month old rolled over? It's like I tell my daughter, when you tell a lie  that moronic you are calling  me stupid. What an idiot.
 
2014-08-15 11:36:34 AM  

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

i1.ytimg.com
A word of advice
 
2014-08-15 11:37:27 AM  
Real Good Wall Street Dude gets 0 days and a sh*tload of money in his overseas tax shelter bank account(s) for destroying families financially during the Great Recession of 08/09.
 
2014-08-15 11:37:53 AM  
Who punches an infant? Honestly.

I can understand the urge to look at the little shiats and say "What's with the crying? Won't you just talk?", but that's different than cold-cocking a baby.
 
2014-08-15 11:39:44 AM  
Maybe the baby had it coming...you don't know.
 
2014-08-15 11:41:37 AM  

Drubell: If only the baby was armed, this wouldn't have happened.


Linux_Yes: Real Good Wall Street Dude gets 0 days and a sh*tload of money in his overseas tax shelter bank account(s) for destroying families financially during the Great Recession of 08/09.


Can we get some "Israel targets babies" or at least "Circumcision is murder" up in here?  This thread could become "Epic Fark B*tchfest 2014"

/off to declaw some stray cats....
 
2014-08-15 11:41:49 AM  
If I can say something in his defense real quick:

He was very popular in school.. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adored him. They thought he was a righteous dude.

I know that doesn't make things any better, but it's the truth.
 
2014-08-15 11:43:44 AM  

Linux_Yes: Real Good Wall Street Dude gets 0 days and a sh*tload of money in his overseas tax shelter bank account(s) for destroying families financially during the Great Recession of 08/09.


t1.ftcdn.net
*yawn*
 
2014-08-15 11:46:12 AM  

dantheman195: Liberals acting badly, again


He lives in Texas, careful.
 
2014-08-15 11:47:13 AM  

Linux_Yes: Real Good Wall Street Dude gets 0 days and a sh*tload of money in his overseas tax shelter bank account(s) for destroying families financially during the Great Recession of 08/09.


So this excuses the guy who punched the baby, because this looks like what you are attempting to do.
 
2014-08-15 11:49:17 AM  
1. Never trust a person who says "trust me".

2. When someone says they're a "good dude", more than likely they are the opposite.
 
2014-08-15 11:49:19 AM  
"what happened that day was inconclusive" = doesn't sound like a guy who is innocent one bit

dantheman195: Liberals acting badly, again


A troll this poor should be a ban-able offense.
 
2014-08-15 11:50:28 AM  

Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!


cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.


jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.


^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.
 
2014-08-15 11:50:48 AM  

Pixel_Jockey: 1. Never trust a person who says "trust me".

2. When someone says they're a "good dude", more than likely they are the opposite.


Words to live by, also never believe a person that claims they never lie.
 
2014-08-15 11:52:41 AM  

dantheman195: Liberals acting badly, again


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-15 11:58:08 AM  

IRQ12: Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.

^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.


And your point? The guy beat the hell out of his BABY. Not sure if you're a father/mother or not, but when you have children, it's your responsibility to protect them. I can't think of anything worse than hurting your own child like that. Yeah, rape is pretty farking bad, but I could care less what happens to this guy's ass in prison.
 
2014-08-15 12:01:29 PM  

jankyboy: IRQ12: Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.

^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.

And your point? The guy beat the hell out of his BABY. Not sure if you're a father/mother or not, but when you have children, it's your responsibility to protect them. I can't think of anything worse than hurting your own child like that. Yeah, rape is pretty farking bad, but I could care less what happens to this guy's ass in prison.


chronicle.com

That means you do care (at least a little).
 
2014-08-15 12:02:26 PM  

jankyboy: IRQ12: Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.

^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.

And your point? The guy beat the hell out of his BABY. Not sure if you're a father/mother or not, but when you have children, it's your responsibility to protect them. I can't think of anything worse than hurting your own child like that. Yeah, rape is pretty farking bad, but I could care less what happens to this guy's ass in prison.


^normal people know beating a baby is wrong and are justified in feeling this way about the perp. Not news.

Agrees.
 
2014-08-15 12:02:53 PM  
A 22-year-old father was sentenced Thursday to
20 years in prison after pleading guilty to a charge
he caused serious injuries
to his 1-month-old daughter, including brain hemorrhaging.
Rayvon Campos, who has no prior criminal history, entered a plea deal in June that capped his possible punishment at 22 years in prison. Without a plea in place, the first-degree felony can carry a punishment of up to life in prison.
Campos was home alone watching his newborn in November 2012 when he told police he left the child lying on the couch and went to the restroom, records state. He heard her fall off the couch and ran to pick her up, he said.
Doctors told police that Campos' story didn't match the child's injuries, as children that young typically lack the strength to roll over on their own. And if she had rolled off the couch, it's unlikely a fall from 18 inches onto a carpeted surface would cause brain hemorrhaging, they concluded.
Additional injuries included bruises and swelling to her face, and "significant bruising to her left abdominal area the size of an adult fist."
Campos, according to documents, cited his good care of his three other young children in asking state District JudgeMaria Teresa Herr for leniency.
"This is the first time I have ever been in trouble. What happened that day was inconclusive," he said. "I'm a real good dude."



So, four kids by 22?  Seems like a responsible dude.
 
2014-08-15 12:03:23 PM  
jst3p:

[chronicle.com image 850x566]

That means you do care (at least a little).


Damn it... should have caught that.
 
2014-08-15 12:05:58 PM  

dantheman195: Liberals acting badly, again


You mean like when they point at you and laugh?
 
2014-08-15 12:06:40 PM  

Just say "No!" to dudeness.

 
2014-08-15 12:11:05 PM  

jankyboy: IRQ12: Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.

^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.

And your point? The guy beat the hell out of his BABY. Not sure if you're a father/mother or not, but when you have children, it's your responsibility to protect them. I can't think of anything worse than hurting your own child like that. Yeah, rape is pretty farking bad, but I could care less what happens to this guy's ass in prison.


My point?  You idolize institutionalized rape and torture as a punitive measure.

Pretty sure I already said that.

Ohh wait, you think there's a justification for it?  I'm sure the good dude in this article had some justification in his mind too.
 
2014-08-15 12:11:56 PM  

IRQ12: Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.

^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.


I'm not idolizing it. I'm stating an expectation. And I don't necessarily expect rape or torture. I expect him to be stabbed or beaten to death by a fellow inmate.
 
2014-08-15 12:13:59 PM  

cgraves67: I expect him to be stabbed or beaten to death by a fellow inmate's penis.


Yes, we heard you.

/I too don't care what happens to this POS.
 
2014-08-15 12:14:03 PM  

jankyboy: jst3p:

[chronicle.com image 850x566]

That means you do care (at least a little).

Damn it... should have caught that.



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2014-08-15 12:17:38 PM  
IRQ12: ...  My point?  You idolize institutionalized rape and torture as a punitive measure.

I wouldn't say I idolize it, but at this point, who cares. Guess that makes me a horrible person. Not horrible enough, though, to beat an infant.
 
2014-08-15 12:21:09 PM  

Gonz: Who punches an infant? Honestly.

I can understand the urge to look at the little shiats and say "What's with the crying? Won't you just talk?", but that's different than cold-cocking a baby.


Hey, he was probably downing a few..

ib4.huluim.com
 
2014-08-15 12:21:23 PM  
I think he needs 20 years of "I swear I left him sitting in the chair while I went elsewhere. He rolled off and injured himself" just to match his claim before they brought him up on charges.
 
2014-08-15 12:32:34 PM  

IRQ12: jankyboy: IRQ12: Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.

^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.

And your point? The guy beat the hell out of his BABY. Not sure if you're a father/mother or not, but when you have children, it's your responsibility to protect them. I can't think of anything worse than hurting your own child like that. Yeah, rape is pretty farking bad, but I could care less what happens to this guy's ass in prison.

My point?  You idolize institutionalized rape and torture as a punitive measure.

Pretty sure I already said that.

Ohh wait, you think there's a justification for it?  I'm sure the good dude in this article had some justification in his mind too.


Apparently you feel the "good dude in the article" had some justification too since you've shown more concern about him than the infant he punched around..
 
2014-08-15 12:41:55 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-15 12:45:21 PM  

Latinwolf: IRQ12: jankyboy: IRQ12: Rawhead Rex: And in prison, a first class ticket to ass-raping, I'd hope!

cgraves67: People who do bad shiat to kids generally don't do well in prison, or so I'm led to believe. I bet he doesn't make 20 years.

jankyboy: No, i'm pretty sure they concluded you beat the shiat out of a baby. Enjoy PMITA prison.

^ people who idolize institutionalized rape and torture.

And your point? The guy beat the hell out of his BABY. Not sure if you're a father/mother or not, but when you have children, it's your responsibility to protect them. I can't think of anything worse than hurting your own child like that. Yeah, rape is pretty farking bad, but I could care less what happens to this guy's ass in prison.

My point?  You idolize institutionalized rape and torture as a punitive measure.

Pretty sure I already said that.

Ohh wait, you think there's a justification for it?  I'm sure the good dude in this article had some justification in his mind too.

Apparently you feel the "good dude in the article" had some justification too since you've shown more concern about him than the infant he punched around..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA
 
2014-08-15 12:59:49 PM  
One important lession I've learned in life is that people who insist they're good... usually aren't.
 
2014-08-15 01:43:17 PM  
This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
 
2014-08-15 02:07:21 PM  
*farkys IRQ12 as "idolizes beating up babies"*
 
2014-08-15 02:14:13 PM  
Usually a first foray into crime is shoplifting or maybe speeding. But punching a baby ... WTF?
 
2014-08-15 02:21:34 PM  

Gonz: Who punches an infant? Honestly.


About 1500 children a year die in the US due to mistreatment from their caregivers. So *waaaaaaay* more people than you'd like to imagine.
 
2014-08-15 04:42:35 PM  

Drubell: If only the baby was armed, this wouldn't have happened.


the baby had no arms?
 
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