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(9 News)   SWAT team dresses up as superheroes and rappel down Children's Hospital just to give a bunch of sick kids something to smile about   (9news.com) divider line 65
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2014-08-15 12:14:46 PM  
Asshole fuksbag cops are the exception, not the rule
 
2014-08-15 12:44:25 PM  
Authority is getting bored.
It's quiet, too quiet,,
 
2014-08-15 12:45:36 PM  
There were a bunch of window washers who did this a week ago or so at our local children's hospital. Added bonus: they didn't use tear gas or rubber bullets on the kids.
 
2014-08-15 12:46:16 PM  
forums.watchuseek.com
 
2014-08-15 12:46:27 PM  
How many arrests? You know some of those kids were using.
 
2014-08-15 12:46:33 PM  

cgraves67: There were a bunch of window washers who did this a week ago or so at our local children's hospital. Added bonus: they didn't use tear gas or rubber bullets on the kids.


Yet...
 
2014-08-15 12:46:43 PM  
Good thing little kids don't watch the news
 
2014-08-15 12:48:58 PM  
Neat.

Later that day they killed three black teenagers, but this is neat.
 
2014-08-15 12:49:47 PM  

cgraves67: There were a bunch of window washers who did this a week ago or so at our local children's hospital. Added bonus: they didn't use tear gas or rubber bullets on the kids.


The kid in ICU went for his gun, what was he supposed to do
 
2014-08-15 12:50:09 PM  
www.eonline.com
 
2014-08-15 12:50:13 PM  

vento: cgraves67: There were a bunch of window washers who did this a week ago or so at our local children's hospital. Added bonus: they didn't use tear gas or rubber bullets on the kids.

Yet...


I was talking about the window washers. I didn't read the article and just assumed that the SWAT team did... out of habit or for practice or something.
 
2014-08-15 12:51:08 PM  
They should wear those during a dynamic entry too.
 
2014-08-15 12:51:34 PM  
Isolated incident. It's just a few cops making everyone else look good. Don't be fooled.
 
2014-08-15 12:52:42 PM  
I hope none of those kids was named Michael Brown.
 
2014-08-15 12:55:39 PM  
Hide the black kids! Hide the black kids!
 
2014-08-15 12:56:21 PM  

cgraves67: vento: cgraves67: There were a bunch of window washers who did this a week ago or so at our local children's hospital. Added bonus: they didn't use tear gas or rubber bullets on the kids.

Yet...

I was talking about the window washers. I didn't read the article and just assumed that the SWAT team did... out of habit or for practice or something.


4.bp.blogspot.com
How threatening was this one?
/Cobra hates him..
 
2014-08-15 12:56:51 PM  
Whatever.  Fark those kids.  Police need to be out there, doing their jobs.  This is just another symptom of what happens when you allow lawlessness in the White House.
 
2014-08-15 12:59:06 PM  
Sick kids looting and burning the cafeteria in 3...2...1...
 
2014-08-15 01:01:07 PM  
Those kids were all whacked out on drugs! Use whatever force is necessary! Won't you think of the children?!

Oh, wait.
 
2014-08-15 01:04:31 PM  

cretinbob: Asshole fuksbag cops are the exception, not the rule


So, what you been doin'? Pouring icewater over your head for ALS?
 
2014-08-15 01:05:45 PM  
What, they couldn't find a crib to flashbang?
 
2014-08-15 01:06:50 PM  

The Muthaship: Sick kids looting and burning the cafeteria in 3...2...1...


Have you ever eaten hospital cafeteria food?

I don't blame those kids one bit.
 
2014-08-15 01:08:01 PM  
Really, after the events of the last few days, they really though this was a good idea.
 
2014-08-15 01:10:04 PM  

cretinbob: Asshole fuksbag cops are the exception, not the rule


THIS. But also remember, when the Asshole fuksbag cop gets in trouble, those "Good" cops usually rally right behind the few bad ones so that they can enjoy their "Paid administrative leave".
 
2014-08-15 01:12:51 PM  
Who got shot?
 
2014-08-15 01:14:40 PM  

Wessoman: cretinbob: Asshole fuksbag cops are the exception, not the rule

THIS. But also remember, when the Asshole fuksbag cop gets in trouble, those "Good" cops usually rally right behind the few bad ones so that they can enjoy their "Paid administrative leave".


Also remember we have guys in body armor who can blast away on LEOs in defense of the purity of our bodily essences...

static1.businessinsider.com

Nice body armor. And lookie there. His magazine is probably 2.5 times the capacity of the sniper cop in Ferguson.

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2014-08-15 01:14:53 PM  

palelizard: Whatever.  Fark those kids.  Police need to be out there, doing their jobs.  This is just another symptom of what happens when you allow lawlessness in the White House.


i23.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-15 01:17:34 PM  

Ambitwistor: [www.eonline.com image 420x311]


He's 20 now.
 
2014-08-15 01:18:04 PM  
It was going so well until they threw flash-bangs into kids rooms and came flying in by breaking the glass.
 
2014-08-15 01:21:42 PM  
zulius:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]
How threatening was this one?
/Cobra hates him..


Never underestimate the Viper!
 
2014-08-15 01:22:41 PM  
Pfft...amateurs. Did the SWAT Team kick in the windows, screaming "Bring it, all you farking animals! Bring it!"
 
2014-08-15 01:23:37 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Really, after the events of the last few days, they really though this was a good idea.


You think sick kids are watching MSNBC and F5ing Fark threads all day?

They don't give a sh*t about Ferguson.  They want to feel better and go play.  It's a fun distraction from being miserable.
 
2014-08-15 01:27:30 PM  
And by superhero I can only assume that they mean this guy:

37.media.tumblr.com

The Muthaship: You think sick kids are watching MSNBC and F5ing Fark threads all day?


No, but we do, and we're here. The sick kids aren't.

Try not to slobber so much you slip and fall off your high horse.
 
2014-08-15 01:32:02 PM  

skozlaw: No, but we do, and we're here. The sick kids aren't.


WTF are you talking about, good sir knight?
 
2014-08-15 01:33:10 PM  

The Muthaship: Warlordtrooper: Really, after the events of the last few days, they really though this was a good idea.

You think sick kids are watching MSNBC and F5ing Fark threads all day?

They don't give a sh*t about Ferguson.  They want to feel better and go play.  It's a fun distraction from being miserable.


Portraying police to children--especially sick ones--in any light other than snipers and military cyborgs is an anathema to Fark.com's community of cop haters, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

I apologize if you fit into one of those categories.
 
2014-08-15 01:33:27 PM  
Well... This thread's humanity was shot and beaten to death right out of the gate.
 
2014-08-15 01:34:53 PM  

The Muthaship: WTF are you talking about, good sir knight?


Allow me to condense my prior post:

memedepot.com
 
2014-08-15 01:35:41 PM  
Wait a second here I am confused. They did beat the children afterwards right?
 
2014-08-15 01:36:09 PM  

skozlaw: Allow me to condense my prior post:


Ah, it's brevity we seek?  I like it as well.

GFY.

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I apologize if you fit into one of those categories.


No worries.  I'm a reformed Methodist.
 
2014-08-15 01:38:08 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: The Muthaship: Warlordtrooper: Really, after the events of the last few days, they really though this was a good idea.

You think sick kids are watching MSNBC and F5ing Fark threads all day?

They don't give a sh*t about Ferguson.  They want to feel better and go play.  It's a fun distraction from being miserable.

Portraying police to children--especially sick ones--in any light other than snipers and military cyborgs is an anathema to Fark.com's community of cop haters, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

I apologize if you fit into one of those categories.


You left out rapists.
 
2014-08-15 01:39:13 PM  

strangeluck: Well... This thread's humanity was shot and beaten to death right out of the gate.


What do you expect? The term too little too late comes to mind.
 
2014-08-15 01:39:41 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: The Muthaship: Warlordtrooper: Really, after the events of the last few days, they really though this was a good idea.

You think sick kids are watching MSNBC and F5ing Fark threads all day?

They don't give a sh*t about Ferguson.  They want to feel better and go play.  It's a fun distraction from being miserable.

Portraying police to children--especially sick ones--in any light other than snipers and military cyborgs is an anathema to Fark.com's community of cop haters, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

I apologize if you fit into one of those categories.

You left out rapists.


I'm saving them for the Number 6 dance.
 
2014-08-15 01:40:52 PM  

strangeluck: Well... This thread's humanity was shot and beaten to death right out of the gate.


I mentioned burning the cafeteria down in revenge for food quality.
 
2014-08-15 01:41:25 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Wait a second here I am confused. They did beat the children afterwards right?



No, but they shot his dog.
Then they found out they were supposed to have gone to a hospital two blocks away.
 
2014-08-15 01:46:09 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Wessoman: cretinbob: Asshole fuksbag cops are the exception, not the rule

THIS. But also remember, when the Asshole fuksbag cop gets in trouble, those "Good" cops usually rally right behind the few bad ones so that they can enjoy their "Paid administrative leave".

Also remember we have guys in body armor who can blast away on LEOs in defense of the purity of our bodily essences...

[static1.businessinsider.com image 452x226]

Nice body armor. And lookie there. His magazine is probably 2.5 times the capacity of the sniper cop in Ferguson.

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 453x254]


He's got way less tacticool.
 
2014-08-15 01:47:37 PM  

This text is now purple: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Wessoman: cretinbob: Asshole fuksbag cops are the exception, not the rule

THIS. But also remember, when the Asshole fuksbag cop gets in trouble, those "Good" cops usually rally right behind the few bad ones so that they can enjoy their "Paid administrative leave".

Also remember we have guys in body armor who can blast away on LEOs in defense of the purity of our bodily essences...

[static1.businessinsider.com image 452x226]

Nice body armor. And lookie there. His magazine is probably 2.5 times the capacity of the sniper cop in Ferguson.

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 453x254]

He's got way less tacticool.


True. And Celtic plaid camouflage has repeatedly shown itself to be useless.
 
2014-08-15 01:50:16 PM  
As jaded as I am, if it made these sick kids smile, it was worth it.  But hey no fark ready pics of Wonder Woman going down the building?
 
2014-08-15 01:54:55 PM  

2xcited: pics of Wonder Woman going down


yes please
 
2014-08-15 02:03:20 PM  

lockers: 2xcited: pics of Wonder Woman going down

yes please


I'd settle for a low and slow fly-over. Victory roll optional but appreciated.
 
2014-08-15 02:05:48 PM  

cgraves67: out of habit or for practice or something.


I lol'd but yeah it probably was a training exercise and they decided to add a little extra
 
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