Peter von Nostrand: I want to party with...*clicks link*Uh, never mind.
ElLoco: I'm ok with this.
freetomato: Did the cops have to chaise her?
gerbilpox: I thought "rubbing one out" meant rubbing with one's hand, or at most a hand tool. Was that guy who farked a hole in a picnic table "rubbing out," or just farking it?See, these grammar questions are important. I'd rather the police reports say I was "rubbing" without mentioning the dog.
stuhayes2010: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 300x275]I would have watched and probably not complained.
jbrad47128: stuhayes2010: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 300x275]I would have watched and probably not complained.I was thinking of giving her a "mulligan" on this photo, and let's see if it's not possible for her to come up with one a bit more flattering... I think there could be some real potential here. And possibly a good use for those old school lawn chairs that have been stuck up in the back of your garage all these years.
abhorrent1: Sila Hans
Lord-Fark-Wad: Comments section is full of racism and xenophobia.... and the words "squish taco"
BitwiseShift: This was an episode on Seinfeld. Or maybe I'm thinking of this.
AngryDragon: 33 with a 15 year old. Now it makes sense.
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