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(Making Star Wars)   First pictures of the newly designed Stormtroopers for Star Wars Episode VII emerge   (makingstarwars.net) divider line 22
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2014-08-14 11:48:50 PM  
6 votes:
"Jungle Trooper,"

That's racist?
2014-08-15 07:48:11 AM  
4 votes:

toddalmighty: So after 30 years the Empire still exists?


Though nowadays all they do is vote against anything that tries to get passed by the galactic senate.
2014-08-15 01:26:34 AM  
4 votes:
they still wont hit anything.
2014-08-15 07:09:44 AM  
3 votes:

Enlightened Liberal: So will their armor actually provide some protection this time?


It's not armor.  They all have Klohne's Disease.  It's a casing that keeps all their organs from falling out.
2014-08-15 06:38:16 AM  
3 votes:

toddalmighty: So after 30 years the Empire still exists?


Well, fear has kept the local systems in line.
2014-08-15 10:56:59 AM  
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: they still wont hit anything.


img.fark.net
2014-08-15 10:05:09 AM  
2 votes:

HighlanderRPI: [img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x525]

Meesa gonna be a big star again!


You.  Corner.  Now.
2014-08-15 04:30:03 PM  
1 votes:

Enlightened Liberal: So will their armor actually provide some protection this time?


They're clones. You don't individually wrap the two for $10 box of ornaments you buy at Big Lots to fill space on your tree. They're there to look pretty and distract you from the plot holes... err holes in the tree.
2014-08-15 01:57:27 PM  
1 votes:

Detz: NeoCortex42: Rwa2play: toddalmighty: So after 30 years the Empire still exists?

Gonna say no; but the Sith sure still exist.

If they do have the Sith around, I hope it's more like a young Jedi discovers the writings or ruins of ancient Sith and learns from them.  I really don't want to have yet another secret apprentice or Sith-in-hiding that's secretly been there the whole time suddenly pop up.


Kind of disappointed, I would have loved a prequel to the prequels, with what you said but telling the story of Darth Bane would have been fantastic to see on the big screen.  It's not a secret apprentice or sith-in-hiding, but it is someone moving to the dark side, although he wasn't a Jedi.


Reven is coming back.

Fit, trim and not looking a day over a millennia.
This galaxy deserves a better class of sith. And he's going to give it to them.

Everyone kiss their assholes goodbye.
2014-08-15 10:11:30 AM  
1 votes:

Omis: They took the menacing look of the Storm trooper and turned it into something Apple might of designed.


So one is the product of an all-reaching evil empire that wants to destroy its enemies and the other was designed by Palpatine's staff?
2014-08-15 10:05:09 AM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Ghost Roach: Could be that the plan were legitimately stolen, but some higher up (Tarkin?) saw the potential in the situation. or if you really want to go all "Truther" then yes, the plans getting stolen was part of the plan for showing how dominant the new battle station was.

"So you see, citizens of the Empire, even when they had the technical plans to the station, they could not destroy it, and fell to it's overwhelming firepower. There will be no more talk of rebellion"

They just forgot to pay for the exhaust port shielding

I mean...maybe.  But this is Star Wars we're talking about here---it's not a franchise known for its subtlety.  What you see is usually what you get, which is why I favor the Occam's Razor approach.


That blast port shielding is like undercoating, it's all a scam. I mean you would have to be able to bullseye Womp rats with a T-16 to hit an ehaust port like that.
2014-08-15 09:40:40 AM  
1 votes:

Kyro: spcMike: Was Han really that notorious?

Do you know the name of the biggest criminal empire boss today? I sure don't.


The name you're looking for is Barack Hussein Obama.
2014-08-15 09:22:00 AM  
1 votes:

Kyro: HMS_Blinkin: They failed miserably at stopping Han Solo from taking off from Mos Eisley.  That was pretty bad work on their part.

I'm going to give a pass to a squad of grunts failing to spontaneously capture the most notorious pirate there is.


"The most notorious pirate there is" wouldn't have dropped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
2014-08-15 09:16:31 AM  
1 votes:

Kyro: spcMike: Was Han really that notorious?

Do you know the name of the biggest criminal empire boss today? I sure don't.


Are we counting league commissioners?
2014-08-15 08:14:29 AM  
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: toddalmighty: So after 30 years the Empire still exists?

Because a 7th Star Wars would work without one of its biggest draws?


Like an Indy film without the Nazis.

Need to have Han claiming something to the effect of, "Imperials, I hate those guys."
2014-08-15 07:40:17 AM  
1 votes:
img1.wikia.nocookie.net

Meesa gonna be a big star again!
2014-08-15 07:33:57 AM  
1 votes:

toddalmighty: So after 30 years the Empire still exists?


Because a 7th Star Wars would work without one of its biggest draws?
2014-08-15 05:10:36 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.thewire.com
2014-08-15 01:49:28 AM  
1 votes:

toddalmighty: So after 30 years the Empire still exists?


Know how I can tell you didn't watch Episode II...or III...or Clone Wars........

fark I'm not even Star Wars nerd (yes I saw it in theaters twice when it came out, and Empire and Jedi) and even I know they weren't always the bad guys. So maybe they aren't the bad guys again.
We'll have to wait and see.
2014-08-15 01:44:35 AM  
1 votes:

toddalmighty: So after 30 years the Empire still exists?


Just because the emperor is dead doesn't mean his massive bureaucracy is dead.

I'm just guessing. I'm pretty drunk ...
2014-08-15 12:31:25 AM  
1 votes:
ROFL
badass ???

farktards still cant aim....
YAWN
2014-08-15 12:27:57 AM  
1 votes:
So after 30 years the Empire still exists?
 
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