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(Fox Sports)   Heavyweight boxer and goalie face off in soccer ball-punching competition   (foxsports.com) divider line 19
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2014-08-15 08:24:50 AM  
Whatever outlet decided to make this video, you're dumb. Really dumb. Keepers punching out a cross coming into the goal area are completely different than a boxer looking to inflict an uppercut on an advancing opponent. Might as well compare major league pitchers with NBA players trying to throw a basketball across the length of the court in the closing seconds of a half.

Shiat, I just gave some asswad media person another idea. Goddammitsomuch
 
2014-08-15 08:53:19 AM  
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2014-08-15 09:17:29 AM  
I thought it was just supposed to be funny and silly.  Because it was funny and silly.  Also who doesn't like seeing a shaven gorilla punch a soccer ball 100 yards?
 
2014-08-15 09:23:36 AM  

SmackLT: Whatever outlet decided to make this video, you're dumb. Really dumb. Keepers punching out a cross coming into the goal area are completely different than a boxer looking to inflict an uppercut on an advancing opponent. Might as well compare major league pitchers with NBA players trying to throw a basketball across the length of the court in the closing seconds of a half.

Shiat, I just gave some asswad media person another idea. Goddammitsomuch


It was impressive how much force he delivered with such a short movement though.  That looked like a punt.
 
2014-08-15 09:44:34 AM  
That guy reminds me of Tormund Giantsbane...
 
2014-08-15 09:57:07 AM  

SmackLT: Whatever outlet decided to make this video, you're dumb. Really dumb. Keepers punching out a cross coming into the goal area are completely different than a boxer looking to inflict an uppercut on an advancing opponent. Might as well compare major league pitchers with NBA players trying to throw a basketball across the length of the court in the closing seconds of a half.


This analysis is really dumb.  A pitcher and a basketball player throw two drastically different sized balls, which naturally means the throwing motions are very different.  In the video, a boxer and a goalie punched the same ball, using much the same motion.

And, as others have mentioned, it's meant to be a silly video.
 
2014-08-15 09:58:38 AM  

FLMountainMan: In the video, a boxer and a goalie punched the same ball, using much the same motion.


They used totally different motions.

But, I do not want that Finn hitting me.  Ever.
 
2014-08-15 10:02:50 AM  

The Muthaship: But, I do not want that Finn hitting me. Ever.


I don't even want that Finn talking to me, ever.  He looks like he ate the TechnoViking.
 
2014-08-15 10:07:20 AM  
How could that guy ever say anything without scaring the shiat out of everyone around him?
 
2014-08-15 10:20:15 AM  
That boxer has one gravelly voice.
 
2014-08-15 10:27:14 AM  
 
2014-08-15 10:30:19 AM  

factoryconnection: I thought it was just supposed to be funny and silly.  Because it was funny and silly.  Also who doesn't like seeing a shaven gorilla punch a soccer ball 100 yards?


That was the impression I got. And damn, that dude looks and sounds like he just got off the long boat.
 
2014-08-15 10:32:13 AM  
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2014-08-15 10:59:17 AM  
That was an awkward punch and he still annihilated it.
 
2014-08-15 11:33:05 AM  
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2014-08-15 12:46:56 PM  

The Muthaship: FLMountainMan: In the video, a boxer and a goalie punched the same ball, using much the same motion.

They used totally different motions.

But, I do not want that Finn hitting me.  Ever.


I can only imagine that your head would go flying off your shoulders.

factoryconnection: I don't even want that Finn talking to me, ever. He looks like he ate the TechnoViking.


I haven't seen TechnoViking for a while. You may be right.
 
2014-08-15 01:53:43 PM  
Damn that guys voice he would be a perfect villian in movies.
 
2014-08-15 02:29:47 PM  

SmackLT: Whatever outlet decided to make this video, you're dumb. Really dumb. Keepers punching out a cross coming into the goal area are completely different than a boxer looking to inflict an uppercut on an advancing opponent. Might as well compare major league pitchers with NBA players trying to throw a basketball across the length of the court in the closing seconds of a half.

Shiat, I just gave some asswad media person another idea. Goddammitsomuch


I dunno.

I think I need more videos with "The Nordic Nightmare" in my life. Not boxing, because meh @ boxing. But doing more terrifying things, like talking.
 
2014-08-15 03:05:25 PM  
Guy domesticated beast sounds scary as hell.

His voice reminds me of Beorn

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