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(Newser)   Want to speed up a woman's biological clock? We didn't think so. Science found a way anyway   (newser.com) divider line 31
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2014-08-14 06:17:31 PM
So the next time you wanna get lucky when you bring a gal home make sure your place has several metronomes going in every room of the house?

*makes a note*
 
2014-08-14 07:01:00 PM
I call BS, there's just something fishy about the whole thing.
 
2014-08-14 07:01:04 PM
We have plenty of teen pregnancies as it is. I don't think they need to go any faster.
 
2014-08-14 07:01:55 PM
Women have strong reactions to big clocks?
 
2014-08-14 07:02:45 PM
Better than speeding up a woman's biological cock, I suppose.
I mean, I wouldn't know, but that time in Brazil doesn't count, right?
So I was injecting a transformer's peener with meth, don't judge me.
It's like Aliens and the Arcturian poon tang.
It doesn't matter as long as it's Arcturian.
 
2014-08-14 07:04:34 PM
I'd try this, but I've found alcohol works just fine.
 
2014-08-14 07:04:38 PM
ya see, women are like a pomegranate...
 
2014-08-14 07:04:40 PM
I find a swinging pocketwatch and reciting the words "You are getting veeeeeeery horny" to be more effective
 
2014-08-14 07:18:27 PM
I'm going to open a bar full of ticking clocks!
 
2014-08-14 07:20:07 PM
As long as it doesn't make em talk more, I'm cool with it.
 
2014-08-14 07:25:56 PM
I want a snooze button.
 
2014-08-14 07:27:37 PM

www.vegasnews.com

 
2014-08-14 07:35:25 PM
We're Science™
We're all about could'a, not should'a!
 
2014-08-14 07:36:57 PM
If there's one thing that both men AND women can't resist... it's menopause.

Thank you Science. Truly, I thank you.
 
2014-08-14 07:38:48 PM

quatchi: So the next time you wanna get lucky when you bring a gal home make sure your place has several metronomes going in every room of the house?

*makes a note*


I thought the exact same thing *looks furiously for my metronome w/ my other musical equipment in my closet*
 
2014-08-14 07:43:58 PM
Will it make my wise stop biatching about hot flashes? If so, yes.
 
2014-08-14 07:46:16 PM
www.fromscreentotheme.com

Must get lucky quite a bit.
 
2014-08-14 08:03:50 PM

Isitoveryet: I call BS, there's just something fishy about the whole thing.


She needs to do a better job with bathing then.
 
2014-08-14 08:18:28 PM
Ladies, you know your biological clock-the one that "ticks" away as you start feeling like it might be time to reproduce?

No.
 
2014-08-14 08:48:01 PM
DRTFA; tell her you work for a hedge fund?
 
2014-08-14 09:03:32 PM
Ted Nugent would like to receive your newsletter.
 
2014-08-14 09:30:01 PM
The TV show most likely to get you laid when you ask a girl over?

www.tvworthwatching.com
 
2014-08-14 09:54:06 PM
Will it make menopause get here sooner so she's not on the rag for a week once a month? Nope? Then quit wasting my time. It will? Take my money, damnit!

/been done having kids long time ago, so bring on the no red flow.
 
2014-08-14 10:41:32 PM

SkittleBrau: Will it make menopause get here sooner so she's not on the rag for a week once a month? Nope? Then quit wasting my time. It will? Take my money, damnit!
/been done having kids long time ago, so bring on the no red flow.


Is the lady in your life aware of Novasure?

/second best pressie to which I ever treated myself
//right after Essure
 
2014-08-14 10:59:17 PM

bojon: Women have strong reactions to big clocks?


it's more about the girth of the clock.
 
2014-08-14 11:48:10 PM
No, for god sake, don't do it! Look at what happens!

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2014-08-15 12:41:06 AM

Fubini: If there's one thing that both men AND women can't resist... it's menopause.

Thank you Science. Truly, I thank you.


I WISH there was something to speed up menopause! Chatting at work about that (office is full of mid-50s women) and we decided that it should take a week. You could go to this resort and stay in bed all day and your room would be rubberized and sound proof. They would deliver chocolate on demand.

/Mom spent 20 years going through the process. - I just started
//Not looking forward to 20 years of mood swings
///My husband is thinking of buying a helmet
 
2014-08-15 01:37:00 AM

quatchi: So the next time you wanna get lucky when you bring a gal home make sure your place has several metronomes going in every room of the house?

*makes a note*


Haha! That just means she will be more likely to poke holes in the condoms. Biological clock is a real biatch.
 
2014-08-15 05:34:34 AM

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ladies, you know your biological clock-the one that "ticks" away as you start feeling like it might be time to reproduce?

No.


Not all women have such a thing.  I hope menopause is quick and kind, which maybe it will be since unlike some women, I am not dreading it or remotely concerned about a loss of fertility. I've welcomed the idea since I was 11 or 12 and got my period for the first time.
 
2014-08-15 08:20:57 AM
But women don't advance as far in their careers because men are sexist.

OR IS IT BECAUSE THEY'RE SICK HALF THE TIME?
 
2014-08-15 06:42:32 PM
BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSSBSBS.  Damn, I'm sick of pseudoscience.
 
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