quatchi: So the next time you wanna get lucky when you bring a gal home make sure your place has several metronomes going in every room of the house?*makes a note*
Isitoveryet: I call BS, there's just something fishy about the whole thing.
SkittleBrau: Will it make menopause get here sooner so she's not on the rag for a week once a month? Nope? Then quit wasting my time. It will? Take my money, damnit!/been done having kids long time ago, so bring on the no red flow.
bojon: Women have strong reactions to big clocks?
Fubini: If there's one thing that both men AND women can't resist... it's menopause.Thank you Science. Truly, I thank you.
PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ladies, you know your biological clock-the one that "ticks" away as you start feeling like it might be time to reproduce?No.
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