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(News.com.au)   Man plans to have sex with a different person every day for a year - because he's an ARTIST   (news.com.au) divider line 85
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2014-08-14 03:08:13 PM  
He's a swordsman and every asshole he meets is a scabard.
 
2014-08-14 03:11:54 PM  
Wonder how many of them will get pregnant.
 
2014-08-14 03:20:10 PM  
An artist with multiple STDs, but an artist nonetheless.
 
2014-08-14 03:21:47 PM  
I tried that once but forgot to renew my Hustler subscription.
 
2014-08-14 03:23:26 PM  
Ok, now I get it:

"He recalls multiple experiences he had during his time in Glasglow where he'd meet up with random men and have sex with them in the park until 5 or 6 in the morning, feeling sad and lonely after the night was over. "

Men, I can believe because there's no there's no way he'd have sex with 365 different women in a year.
 
2014-08-14 03:26:54 PM  

slayer199: Ok, now I get it:

"He recalls multiple experiences he had during his time in Glasglow where he'd meet up with random men and have sex with them in the park until 5 or 6 in the morning, feeling sad and lonely after the night was over. "

Men, I can believe because there's no there's no way he'd have sex with 365 different women in a year.


I was just about to say this. If he was a straight guy looking to bed a different woman every night for a year, I'd say good luck. But given that he's gay and he's looking for different men to sleep with every night, I think he will have nuch better luck, even if it means he'll have to troll Craigstlist to find partners several nights a week
 
2014-08-14 03:40:18 PM  
An ARTIST?
Why, he'd have to be a MAGICIAN to pull that kind of a trick off.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-14 03:40:35 PM  
"Plans to"
 
2014-08-14 04:07:06 PM  
Hmm.  I'll have to give "artist" a try.  "Trust me - I'm a doctor" just hasn't been working out.

I shall sign all my "pieces" with a nice mushroom bruise between the eyes.
 
2014-08-14 04:13:33 PM  
Barney Stinson eat your heart out,
 
2014-08-14 04:17:17 PM  
Careful not to dip your brush in the wrong paint.
 
2014-08-14 04:23:51 PM  
And boy was his dick tired.
 
2014-08-14 04:25:38 PM  
I hope he can land a Goodyear sponsorship.

/insert laying rubber joke
 
2014-08-14 05:01:41 PM  
Wait, you have to plan this out in advance?  No wonder I never get laid.

Does he use, like, an outlook calendar or something?  Maybe make appointments?

"Okay, Bob--It is Bob, right?  Okay. I'll put you down for a rimjob on November Fourteenth.  Hows Eight o'clock sound? Good? Great, see you then."
 
2014-08-14 05:14:26 PM  
I mean, what if he gets the flu?
 
2014-08-14 05:15:43 PM  

texdent: Wonder how many of them will get pregnant.


I'm guessing zero.  Admittedly I'm not a doctor, but my understanding is that's impossible for a pregnancy to result when a man has sex with another man.
 
2014-08-14 05:23:26 PM  
"Supermarkets, shopping malls, airports, motorways ... [where] people lose their identity, there's no communication, people don't feel a belonging to somewhere and that causes the loneliness of people."
Badasyan wants to explore what happens when he has sex in these "non-places"


I'm going to guess "Get arrested".
 
2014-08-14 05:25:12 PM  

JerseyTim: I mean, what if he gets the flu?


Shouldn't be a problem.
Sounds like he'll be getting plenty of fluids.
 
2014-08-14 05:28:46 PM  
Note: if you don't have a medium you are working with, you're not an artist. Also, performance is not a medium, you're just a douche who can't act.
 
2014-08-14 05:29:12 PM  
Have sex with a different person every day for a year? Having got a look at him, this will be a very expensive proposition.
 
2014-08-14 05:30:53 PM  
If sleeping with multiple partners over a year makes you an artist, then my ex-wife is Picasso.
 
2014-08-14 05:31:42 PM  

elvisaintdead: An ARTIST?
Why, he'd have to be a MAGICIAN to pull that kind of a trick off.

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Hey those are illusions a trick is something a whore does for money!


I tried that whole I'm and artist sleep with me, didnt work so well for me.
 
2014-08-14 05:36:32 PM  

skinink: If sleeping with multiple partners over a year makes you an artist, then my ex-wife is Picasso.


Mine would be a street artist, doing the work for $5 a pop
 
2014-08-14 05:39:29 PM  

groppet: elvisaintdead: An ARTIST?
Why, he'd have to be a MAGICIAN to pull that kind of a trick off.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 255x312]

Hey those are illusions a trick is something a whore does for money!


I tried that whole I'm and artist sleep with me, didnt work so well for me.


Learn two chords and BS being a musician. It's an easier gig to fake.
 
2014-08-14 05:41:00 PM  
A straight guy couldn't hope to pull this off unless they had unlimited funding for working girls or were ridiculously good looking.

Maybe Charlie Sheen could do it.
 
2014-08-14 05:42:25 PM  
He's gay.....craigslist "casual encounters" will provide him with enough "art" to probably double his goal
 
2014-08-14 05:45:19 PM  

James!: And boy was his dick tired.


He can just be on the receiving end the entire time, never have to wear himself out, but is he going to have a hard time sitting for the next year or so.
 
2014-08-14 05:46:39 PM  
I wonder if he will keep a color and symbol coded book detailing the results of his conquests?

/a GIS for the book from Mallrats comes up empty
//a smiley with a mustache means he went down on me
 
2014-08-14 05:47:09 PM  
Man plans to have sex with a different person every day for a year - because he's an ARTIST lucky son of a biatch

FTFY, subby...


Seriously, though... Imagine getting laid every day and not giving two farks what anyone thinks of your ability to perform, because by the time the story has gotten back to you, you've moved much farther down the farking ladder...
 
2014-08-14 05:57:39 PM  
This would be more of a story if it was not a man looking to have sex with a different man every night for a year. Back when I was 26 I could have had sex with a different man every few hours and still have a woman somewhere in the mix though she would have to be in a more prolonged relationship than just a day.
 
2014-08-14 06:00:46 PM  
I am going to masturbate in a different church ever day for a year because I am an artist.
 
2014-08-14 06:13:16 PM  
I called that plan "sophomore year in college".
 
2014-08-14 06:16:51 PM  
On other news, pounding the pud is now considered intercourse.
 
2014-08-14 06:19:18 PM  
Interesting aspect, besides the challenge of a new person each night, is the location of these sexcapades - "non-places" like supermarkets.
 
2014-08-14 06:20:39 PM  
Serial rape=/=performance art.
 
2014-08-14 06:22:11 PM  
I planned to do that very same thing every day from about age 14 until, well, until I realized it wasn't ever gonna happen. Had way more hair than this dude too.

/ he hasn't a prayer.
 
2014-08-14 06:23:48 PM  
Dudes? Yeah, I retract my earlier comment.
 
2014-08-14 06:36:29 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: skinink: If sleeping with multiple partners over a year makes you an artist, then my ex-wife is Picasso.

Mine would be a street artist, doing the work for $5 a pop



My wife and I agreed we'd only smoke after sex. I've been on the same pack since 1976, I'm worried about my wife though, she's up to three packs a day

/ba-dum
 
2014-08-14 06:37:49 PM  

Charlie Chingas: I am going to masturbate in a different church ever day for a year because I am an artist.


I've always said that I would do that if I became invisible. "Miracle" weeping Virgin Mary statues everywhere!
 
2014-08-14 06:51:24 PM  
He's got a chance if he gets invited to the RNC.
 
2014-08-14 06:52:05 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Note: if you don't have a medium you are working with, you're not an artist. Also, performance is not a medium, you're just a douche who can't act.


I think the medium is other men's assholes
 
2014-08-14 06:57:00 PM  
Is this just like my self-study project where if he misses a day, he'll have to read two chapters on a later day?
 
2014-08-14 06:59:12 PM  

fusillade762: "Supermarkets, shopping malls, airports, motorways ... [where] people lose their identity, there's no communication, people don't feel a belonging to somewhere and that causes the loneliness of people."
Badasyan wants to explore what happens when he has sex in these "non-places"

I'm going to guess "Get arrested".


Going to jail could be the easy answer for him.
 
2014-08-14 07:04:44 PM  
gay or straight, that sounds like a chore.... i'm not even sure i'd feel comfortable obligating myself to masturbate every day for a year.
 
2014-08-14 07:07:56 PM  

germ78: I wonder if he will keep a color and symbol coded book detailing the results of his conquests?

/a GIS for the book from Mallrats comes up empty
//a smiley with a mustache means he went down on me


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-14 07:08:55 PM  

JerseyTim: I mean, what if he gets the flu?


I would suggest that, if the flu is the only thing he gets over 365 days, he has had great success

/365 days?
/in a row?
 
2014-08-14 07:28:59 PM  
Don't be jealous because he thought of it first.  He's a modern day Marcel Duchamp.
 
2014-08-14 07:30:30 PM  
As long as fat women exists this is possible.
 
2014-08-14 07:42:18 PM  
Is he getting anal?
 
2014-08-14 07:52:34 PM  

bearded clamorer: JerseyTim: I mean, what if he gets the flu?

Shouldn't be a problem.
Sounds like he'll be getting plenty of fluids.


Snort!
 
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