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2014-08-14 05:27:22 PM  
Evil Eye sees all.
 
2014-08-14 05:48:34 PM  
...the Kush religious culture.

So... Rastafarians then?
 
2014-08-14 06:13:30 PM  
mojoimage.com


Stone him!
 
2014-08-14 06:25:32 PM  
Proverbs 23:6, "Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats,"

Don't go ATM?  Seems like all-around good advice to me.
 
2014-08-14 06:26:51 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-14 06:29:09 PM  
Hmmm, I just a GIS for "evil eye" and found this.

www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org

I have no idea what to make of it but I thought I'd share anyways.
 
2014-08-14 06:31:26 PM  
Say what you will about Fox, but they have always had good coverage of archaeology news.  Most websites bury it (heh).
 
2014-08-14 06:32:33 PM  

PainInTheASP: Proverbs 23:6, "Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats,"

Don't go ATM?  Seems like all-around good advice to me.


I think it is more of a warning not to have sex with small-dicked men.
 
2014-08-14 06:34:13 PM  
Nobody made the Evil Eye cooler than RJD.

media.nj.com
 
2014-08-14 06:34:24 PM  
I would evil eye her box, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2014-08-14 06:34:38 PM  
Critical kush?

/that stinks
 
2014-08-14 06:35:27 PM  

quatchi: Hmmm, I just a GIS for "evil eye" and found this.

[www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org image 720x439]

I have no idea what to make of it but I thought I'd share anyways.


New Age hippie crap. Feel free to disregard and/or mock.
 
2014-08-14 06:35:32 PM  

Mad_Radhu: PainInTheASP: Proverbs 23:6, "Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats,"

Don't go ATM?  Seems like all-around good advice to me.

I think it is more of a warning not to have sex with small-dicked men.


Itsy bitsy, teeny weenie, shriveled little short dicked men?
 
2014-08-14 06:35:50 PM  
\m/ Malocchio \m/
 
2014-08-14 06:37:00 PM  
Speaking of "evil eye" I once knew a man who married a woman for her looks and boy did she give him some mean ones.

sr.photos2.fotosearch.com

/All week, yes.
//Avoid the veal. It's cruel.
///Always tip your server or eat at home.
 
2014-08-14 06:40:41 PM  

quatchi: Hmmm, I just a GIS for "evil eye" and found this.

[www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org image 720x439]

I have no idea what to make of it but I thought I'd share anyways.


I don't know how to make it happen, but this should become a fark meme.
 
2014-08-14 06:41:35 PM  

gopher321: quatchi: Hmmm, I just a GIS for "evil eye" and found this.

[www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org image 720x439]

I have no idea what to make of it but I thought I'd share anyways.

New Age hippie crap. Feel free to disregard and/or mock.


But he received subtle-knowledge!!!
 
2014-08-14 06:44:47 PM  
Dainty meats.
 
2014-08-14 06:47:27 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Nobody made the Evil Eye cooler than RJD.

[media.nj.com image 432x287]


After Tony Martin, I would agree.
 
2014-08-14 06:49:33 PM  

images.wikia.com

"MAGNIFICENT totem!"

 
2014-08-14 06:49:34 PM  
Alternate source for people who are not giving Fox News a click.
 
2014-08-14 06:57:24 PM  

Gonzee: quatchi: Hmmm, I just a GIS for "evil eye" and found this.

[www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org image 720x439]

I have no idea what to make of it but I thought I'd share anyways.

I don't know how to make it happen, but this should become a fark meme.


Here's my try. Someone more funny than I am (you know, actually funny) could do batter.

i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-14 07:02:22 PM  

Gonzee:I don't know how to make it happen, but this should become a fark meme.


fusillade762: But he received subtle-knowledge!!!

I totes think the "subtle knowledge" angle has potential.


I May Be Crazy But...: Here's my try. Someone more funny than I am (you know, actually funny) could do batter.


See? There we go.

/I could do with some batter too right now.
//Maybe some Fish and Chips for lunch.
///Mmmmm fried stuff!
 
2014-08-14 07:05:07 PM  

quatchi: /I could do with some batter too right now.
//Maybe some Fish and Chips for lunch.
///Mmmmm fried stuff!


Sure, make fun of me. Batter is complicated - I just can't do it. It requires an amount of subtle-knowledge I just don't have.
 
2014-08-14 07:21:20 PM  
Thought the article was going to be about breast augmentations gone horribly wrong.  Left disappointed.
 
2014-08-14 07:51:45 PM  

Apos: [images.wikia.com image 700x395]

"MAGNIFICENT totem!"


www.mtv.com

Pleased to meet you.
 
2014-08-14 08:17:41 PM  
Sure, they dig up a cemetery and they're called Archaeologists.

I dig one up and I'm a grave robbing monster.
 
2014-08-14 08:21:03 PM  

lockers: I would evil eye her box, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.


You can end up with pink eye doing that.
 
2014-08-14 08:24:11 PM  

quatchi: I have no idea what to make of it but I thought I'd share anyways.


It's called "woo-woo".

I May Be Crazy But...: Here's my try. Someone more funny than I am (you know, actually funny) could do better.


Now that there is funny.
 
2014-08-14 08:32:55 PM  
how do you draw back a bowstring with your thumb ???
 
2014-08-14 09:12:23 PM  

WTP 2: how do you draw back a bowstring with your thumb ???


www.primitiveways.com
 
2014-08-14 09:14:59 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net
 
2014-08-14 09:40:06 PM  
www.geocities.ws
 
2014-08-14 09:41:08 PM  
Didn't the Romans think a penis charm would ward off the evil eye? The fascinum:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus
Is there any thing a dick  can'tdo? They're so awesome.

/I'm a dude btw
 
2014-08-14 10:44:32 PM  

Anayalator: [upload.wikimedia.org image 236x172]


fire vagina
 
2014-08-15 05:09:47 AM  
www.everfunny.com
 
2014-08-15 10:36:39 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Nobody made the Evil Eye cooler than RJD.

[media.nj.com image 432x287]


came here for this

/soddisfatto

Alleyoop: [www.everfunny.com image 460x431]


great
 
2014-08-15 11:48:20 AM  
Sorghum made beer? WTF they were doing gluten free all the way back then?
 
2014-08-16 12:12:48 AM  
FTA:  The evil eye-a look that someone gives a person or thing that causes it harm-dates back to ancient Roman and Greek texts as well as the Bible, where it is written in Proverbs 23:6, "Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats," notes another

Most of the modern translations render "him that hath an evil eye" to be "a begrudging host."  Dontcha love it when the King James version is used as if the English language hasn't changed significantly in the last several centuries since it was written, especially when that translation is based on another translation of the original text?

/Brown eye?
//Stink eye?
///Pink eye?
 
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