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Hey cut her some slack, now. I know that if I had to be in a room full of kids between 8 to 12 hours a day, I would want to get loaded as well

Drunk history, though...

I was told there would be no drunks

Subtraction is easy, kids. This case of beer started with 24 cans. Now it has 11. How many have I had?

My stomach can hold a liter of food or drink. How many 12 oz can of beers can I drink before I fill it up?

Converting the alcohol content of beer vs wine vs liquor is a great math exercise.

Also, DAAAAAMN that's a hard 57.

That's why you need to learn your fractions - specifically, a fifth.

Really? I'm sure most U.S. middle schoolers can.

Nadie_AZ: My stomach can hold a liter of food or drink. How many 12 oz can of beers can I drink before I fill it up?

Lite or regular?

kronicfeld: Drunk history, though...

LOVE that show.  It's great with the adult beverage of your choosing.

Arkanaut: Also, DAAAAAMN that's a hard 57.

And I came here to say that.

BEHOLD!

That's not a hard 57

/that's downright BRUTAL

I think it's more for biology class... How is it my bf can drink a six-pack and yet he has to piss out five gallons?

Mathematical proofs has a whole new meaning.

If your teacher comes back from lunch reeking of Old Spice and french fries...they might be a drunk red neck.

Fleischmann's Vodka, Bernger's white zin, and Sunny D. Speaks volumes to how poorly teachers are paid.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's not a hard 57

/that's downright BRUTAL

She is probably a heavy smoker from the looks of her skin.

Jan Brewer's sister?

Yeah? try organic chem with a professor from India.
Farking all farking cyclic hydrocarbons are pronounced alike with a Indian accent.

I had a drunk math teacher so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Sunny D?

Really?

ChipNASA: Arkanaut: Also, DAAAAAMN that's a hard 57.

And I came here to say that.

BEHOLD!

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christ, I'm 58 and she looks older than my mother.

Alright....In before some sick farker says..."I'D HIT IT!!!!"

As far as I know, none of my teachers or college professors was drunk when they were teaching. I know that freshman calculus took on new dimensions if I split a pitcher with the lunch pizza.

/18 was the legal drinking age when I was in college.
//Hey, clouds! Go away!!

"Learning math can be hard enough, I can't imagine trying to learn it from a drunk teacher"

See, that's the problem, right here -- schools have stifled most people's power of imagination.

I can easily imagine trying to learn math from a drunk teacher who is a monkey-hippo hybrid performing Beijing Opera while riding on a lightningcycle inside the trumpet of a gigantic daffodil sliding down a wave of golden tears milked from the eyes of forbidden idols stolen from lost civilizations by albino sasquatch during the Carter Administration.

And I'm sober.

AZ school system, wasn't much degradation in the teaching being done...

Bad Teacher 3: Withered & Inebriated. Now playing.

vudukungfu: Yeah? try organic chem with a professor from India.
Farking all farking cyclic hydrocarbons are pronounced alike with a Indian accent.

So are all the names when he called class roll.

My meth class teacher was never drunk.

She looks familiar with meth.

Unobtanium: As far as I know, none of my teachers or college professors was drunk when they were teaching. I know that freshman calculus took on new dimensions if I split a pitcher with the lunch pizza.

/18 was the legal drinking age when I was in college.
//Hey, clouds! Go away!!

Who usually paid? You or the pizza?

Unobtanium: So are all the names when he called class roll.

Iddy, Biddy, Smiddy, Friddy, ....

ChipNASA: Arkanaut: Also, DAAAAAMN that's a hard 57.

And I came here to say that.

BEHOLD!

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OMG, kill it with fire!

Non-Euclidean geometry might be easier.

shiat! My high school chemistry teacher was drunk all the time. That was a blast! Almost....

Man, Cameron Diaz has really let herself go!

cyberspacedout: That's why you need to learn your fractions - specifically, a fifth.

"How much booze did we lose out on when 'a fifth' went from a fifth of a gallon to 750 mL?"

(Not very much, but it's a decent math problem.)

Also, if this is the second time you've been in trouble for drinkin' and teachin', you ought to lay off one of the two. Pick the one that makes you happier, and stick with that.

ChipNASA: Alright....In before some sick farker says..."I'D HIT IT!!!!"

I don't think the 'clean' part would be an option...

I learned differential equations from a Russian professor who spoke no English.  I'd have preferred a drunk.

A school security officer went to Jardine's classroom to get her purse and discovered a half full 750 ml bottle of Fleischmann's Vodka,

Nice plug

ChipNASA: Alright....In before some sick farker says..."I'D HIT IT!!!!"

I'd hit it... with my car.

My trig teacher in high school had a poster for Yukon Jack on the wall, and frequently would pass out on his desk during class.

Occasionally, an empty desk would go out the third story window - but otherwise, no one in the class was inclined to complain.

/interesting times

I jest.
Feel kinda sorry for the woman.  She's got problems.

haolegirl: I think it's more for biology class... How is it my bf can drink a six-pack and yet he has to piss out five gallons?

All horses do that. No bigs.

vudukungfu: Yeah? try organic chem with a professor from India.
Farking all farking cyclic hydrocarbons are pronounced alike with a Indian accent.

Ok - I will pour out a five gallon bottle of water, and pretend I am listening to your instructor.

Unobtanium: As far as I know, none of my teachers or college professors was drunk when they were teaching. I know that freshman calculus took on new dimensions if I split a pitcher with the lunch pizza.

/18 was the legal drinking age when I was in college.
//Hey, clouds! Go away!!

The only time I really understood calculus was when I went to class drunk.

a half full 750 ml bottle of Fleischmann's Vodka

I would have expected a half full 750 ml Klein bottle.

HailRobonia: Mathematical proofs has a whole new meaning.

I guess when she confused her doughnut with her coffee cup, they assumed she was either drunk or a topologist.

/good thing she didn't derive drunk
//I'm here all week

Grandmother maybe.

You've all learned more from drunk teachers than you could possibly imagine.

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