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(Inquisitr)   Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts   (inquisitr.com ) divider line
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2014-08-14 02:40:59 PM  
i286.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2014-08-14 04:08:41 PM  
titty baby
 
2014-08-14 04:08:42 PM  
If my boss came up and said "motorboat me you titty baby", you are damn skippy I would lodge a formal complaint.  He's like 60, hairy, and always sweaty
 
2014-08-14 04:10:33 PM  
I am going to guess she does a little Dom / Sub action on the side.
 
2014-08-14 04:11:05 PM  
You know you're a legit news source when you cite Urban Dictionary.
 
2014-08-14 04:11:10 PM  
I need to see pics of said breasts.
 
2014-08-14 04:11:18 PM  
i.imgbox.com
 
2014-08-14 04:11:28 PM  
titty mark!
 
2014-08-14 04:14:08 PM  
Well since Vince has already visited......


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-14 04:14:12 PM  
Let me know when you find the nudes
 
2014-08-14 04:14:59 PM  

bikerbob59: I need to see pics of said breasts.


I'm with you.  I need to see if they're motorboatable.
 
2014-08-14 04:16:19 PM  
That would nurture my mind, body, and spirit all right.
 
2014-08-14 04:16:23 PM  
If her assistant was named Evan and she thus commanded him to perform this act, would it be considered evanrude to decline?
 
2014-08-14 04:16:50 PM  
I was noticing the 'Real Life Purge in Louisville' article on the right............... as Drew gets ready to bumrush every single place in the city that carries beer and bacon with abandon and glee, amidst the chaos!
 
2014-08-14 04:17:07 PM  
My wife now has a new pet name.
 
2014-08-14 04:17:28 PM  
I am skeptical of the efficacy of this treatment. I will have to try it out myself, repeatedly and rigorously.
 
2014-08-14 04:17:29 PM  
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i59.tinypic.com i59.tinypic.com i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-14 04:18:40 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-14 04:20:20 PM  
 
2014-08-14 04:20:38 PM  
She sounds like fun. Wonder if she's single?
 
2014-08-14 04:20:40 PM  

serfdood: bikerbob59: I need to see pics of said breasts.

I'm with you.  I need to see if they're motorboatable.


Yeah need to see if they are built for speed or comfort.
 
2014-08-14 04:22:33 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
I'd run her around the lake leaving a great wake in my path.
 
2014-08-14 04:23:07 PM  

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147]
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Already covered in the boobies (yes, that was intentional), but thanks for playing!
 
2014-08-14 04:25:19 PM  
FTA: "Complainant R"

If they went alphabetically from "Complaintant A"...

That is going to be one LOOONNNG trial.
 
2014-08-14 04:25:57 PM  
Not her first run-in with trouble it would seem:

http://www.wvbom.wv.gov/orders/MD19978a.pdf
 
2014-08-14 04:26:36 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [assets.nydailynews.com image 290x750]
I'd run her around the lake leaving a great wake in my path.


You think that's before or after the boob job?

Either way, not terrible looking
 
2014-08-14 04:26:38 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [assets.nydailynews.com image 290x750]
I'd run her around the lake leaving a great wake in my path.


WV hot??  Probably would be fun after a day at the lake, pouring several cold ones down the throat... and a hot one down hers...
 
2014-08-14 04:27:24 PM  
Sounds like a hell of a fun office to work in:
  1) Complimentary recreational drugs
  2) Squeezin'
  3) Honkin'
  4) Motorboatin'
 
2014-08-14 04:27:26 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: FTA: "Complainant R"

If they went alphabetically from "Complaintant A"...

That is going to be one LOOONNNG trial.


They're not going alphabetically, they're going by cup size.

// Doc was probably jealous of R, which is how the whole "LOOK AT MAH NEW BEWBS!" thing got started anyway
 
2014-08-14 04:28:26 PM  
I still have money left on my HSA account, woo-hoo!!!
 
2014-08-14 04:31:18 PM  
Boobie thread?
/ plz
 
2014-08-14 04:31:59 PM  
i feel better already!!!!!
 
2014-08-14 04:32:37 PM  
It sounds like a dream job to me. Imagine if they had medical mj. I'm going to watch this trial and get my resume ready.
 
2014-08-14 04:35:03 PM  

zulius: Boobie thread?
/ plz


Sure... here's a nice pair.

www.mnn.com
 
2014-08-14 04:35:42 PM  

Carn: You know you're a legit news source when you cite Urban Dictionary.


Came here to say the exact same thing.  Perhaps they should have just described the activity in the first place and not even bother with the slang.  You know children are going to begin quoting Wikipedia and urban dictionary in their literary works and it'll be retroactively legitimized.

/BIE?
 
2014-08-14 04:36:40 PM  
Sure, what the hell.
 
2014-08-14 04:37:03 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-14 04:37:45 PM  
She sounds bull dykey.  NTTAWWT.  But the fact that she ordered a female subordinate to do this, during business hours, is a no no.  Or should I say: nononononnblrgnonoblrgblrgnononoonnonononon..
 
2014-08-14 04:38:48 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

 
2014-08-14 04:39:56 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [assets.nydailynews.com image 290x750]
I'd run her around the lake leaving a great wake in my path.


www.thetimparsonsproject.com
 
2014-08-14 04:40:31 PM  
Time for her to find a belt, door and chair?

It's Fark, waddaya expect?
 
2014-08-14 04:40:42 PM  
Yeah, I'd crank up my Evinrude.
 
2014-08-14 04:41:46 PM  
jenbugblogs.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-14 04:44:07 PM  

farkin_Gary: Time for her to find a belt, door and chair?

It's Fark, waddaya expect?


*hands on my hips*

Gaaary...
 
2014-08-14 04:45:01 PM  
Motorboat...yeahhhhhhh...

i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-14 04:45:57 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147]
[i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] v[i59.tinypic.com image 250x147]
[i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147] [i59.tinypic.com image 250x147]

Already covered in the boobies (yes, that was intentional), but thanks for playing!


Multi-paneling of anigifs has a long and storied history on Fark, as well as Total Farkers getting their feelings hurt.  Don't worry...we still love you guys.
 
2014-08-14 04:46:47 PM  
I tried to find a picture of the breasts in question but my GIS-fu is weak today. I did find this mind-bogglingly creepy face, however.http://charmcitywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bricks1-2 25x145.jpgYou'll have to copypaste because Fark appears to developed a recent hatred of Opera for some reason. And probably take out the extra spaces it throws in. And because it's horrifying, and this time I'm not kidding. This one is even more disturbing than that one of Princess Beatrice wearing that pink ribbony hat thing that I put elsewhere and caused a minor panic with.
 
2014-08-14 04:47:50 PM  
Not Boogie Board. Motor Boat!!!

i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-14 04:52:23 PM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-14 04:53:50 PM  
images.tvrage.com
 
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