If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ScienceBlog)   Attention Fark hypochondriacs: if you have an itch that won't go away, it's probably cancer. Still no cure for cancer   (scienceblog.com) divider line 18
    More: Scary, skin lesions  
•       •       •

1404 clicks; posted to Geek » on 14 Aug 2014 at 2:55 PM (19 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



18 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-08-14 12:45:27 PM  
www.themonolith.com
 
2014-08-14 01:11:59 PM  
My name is Lesion, for we are itchy
 
2014-08-14 03:01:37 PM  
YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF THAT WHEN YOU SCRATCH ONE ITCH, IT JUST MOVES SOMEWHERE ELSE.

No need to thank me, you're very welcome!
 
2014-08-14 03:04:22 PM  
I prescribe more cowbell!
 
2014-08-14 03:10:45 PM  

skozlaw: YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF THAT WHEN YOU SCRATCH ONE ITCH, IT JUST MOVES SOMEWHERE ELSE.

No need to thank me, you're very welcome!


fark you. :|
 
2014-08-14 03:22:37 PM  
Oh no... my balls!
 
2014-08-14 03:25:50 PM  

Stile4aly: Oh no... my balls!


Relax, it's just disgusting parasites.
 
2014-08-14 03:34:20 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: My name is Lesion, for we are itchy


I lol'd.
 
2014-08-14 03:44:22 PM  

Stile4aly: Oh no... my balls!


No need to get...

Crabby
 
2014-08-14 03:47:43 PM  
Here I am thinking I had crabs...
 
2014-08-14 03:48:29 PM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-08-14 04:04:59 PM  

LoneWolf343: skozlaw: YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF THAT WHEN YOU SCRATCH ONE ITCH, IT JUST MOVES SOMEWHERE ELSE.

No need to thank me, you're very welcome!

fark you. :|


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-14 04:06:33 PM  
Oh thanks...just as I've been dealing with an odd sunburn-like feeling on my back for the last week that just happens to have no visible signs of anything.
 
2014-08-14 04:08:10 PM  
If you're so upset about cancer, try tearing every page between June 21 and July 22 from your
calendar.
 
2014-08-14 04:19:33 PM  
So i have scrotum cancer?

Have they invented the bionic scrotum yet?
 
2014-08-14 04:39:03 PM  

with great power comes great insanity: So i have scrotum cancer?

Have they invented the bionic scrotum yet?


Bionic Scrotum would be a great band name.
 
2014-08-14 04:41:59 PM  

with great power comes great insanity:

Have they invented the bionic scrotum yet?


They have.
It's called The Six Million Dollar Yam Bag.
They're still working on the sound effects, though.
 
2014-08-14 05:11:36 PM  

Master Passion Greed: with great power comes great insanity: So i have scrotum cancer?

Have they invented the bionic scrotum yet?

Bionic Scrotum would be a great band name.


And the first album cover would have a pantless man with robot junk and be called "Bionic Commando"
 
Displayed 18 of 18 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report