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2014-08-14 11:36:49 AM  
A MAP intended to attract tourists to one of Britain's most picturesque market towns has instead turned it into a laughing stock - because of its unfortunate resemblance to a penis.


Unfortunate... or awesome?
 
2014-08-14 11:44:52 AM  
www.jeremyclarkson.co.uk
 
2014-08-14 11:53:25 AM  
Ummm...vaguely?
 
2014-08-14 11:53:28 AM  
Subby's mom lives at the corner of Corpus Cavernosum and Prepuce Street.
 
2014-08-14 11:58:11 AM  
People see penises every where.

People see Jesus every where.

People see Jesus' pe...
 
2014-08-14 12:03:35 PM  
That's exactly what my penis looks like, coloring and all.  There is no "vaguely" about it.
 
2014-08-14 12:41:55 PM  
I think that town has a narrow urethra.
 
2014-08-14 01:03:10 PM  
www.reactiongifs.com
What the Daily Express may look like...
 
2014-08-14 02:23:27 PM  
Phail... us.
 
2014-08-14 02:24:28 PM  
That's a funny lookin penis... Dickhead.
 
2014-08-14 02:24:39 PM  
Heads are going to roll for this cock up.
 
2014-08-14 02:26:54 PM  
Doctor: "In six to seven days, you should pass the stone right through your Grand Urethra -- pardon me -- Grand Union Canal."
 
2014-08-14 02:27:59 PM  
They were following RWs quote - "When in doubt, go for a dick joke"
 
2014-08-14 02:28:20 PM  
This isn't amusing.  It's crass and boring and puerile.
 
2014-08-14 02:28:29 PM  
Author Geoff Marsh took a Rorschach test and they all looked like penises.
 
2014-08-14 02:31:01 PM  
Hmmm... Green and with lots of strange bumps all over it. Maybe it's captain Kirk's penis after he banged that green broad/alien.
 
2014-08-14 02:35:39 PM  
Odd. My penis looks vaguely like a town.
 
2014-08-14 02:35:54 PM  
Most penises aren't that green. Most.
 
2014-08-14 02:36:40 PM  
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2014-08-14 02:37:43 PM  

Tyrosine: Most penises aren't that green. Most.


Yours would be green if it saw mine.

/with envy
//penis envy
 
2014-08-14 02:42:30 PM  

FuzedBox: [art.penny-arcade.com image 800x397]


The fact you remember this, from, like 4 art styles ago, is slightly disturbing...
/Go for the dick jokes, Williams said
 
2014-08-14 02:43:49 PM  
"The diagram, commissioned by the Canal and River Trust, shows off the pubs "

Ohhhhhhh.....PUBS!!!!

Not how I read it.
 
2014-08-14 02:47:05 PM  
I always thought the interstates in the Dallas / Ft Worth area made a "whole package" shape..kind of.

/twig and berries
 
2014-08-14 02:47:09 PM  
cdn.hark.com
 
2014-08-14 02:49:15 PM  
unimpressed
queens-politics.com
/get on the horn to british intelligence and let them know about this
 
2014-08-14 02:50:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-14 02:50:58 PM  

MooseBayou: This isn't amusing.  It's crass and boring and puerile.


We totally need a "PUERILE" tab...
 
2014-08-14 02:50:59 PM  
That penis looks like it's got a third ball.

Testes, testes, one... two... three?
 
2014-08-14 02:54:15 PM  
I've got your Grand Union.  Right here.
 
2014-08-14 03:03:15 PM  
"We don't feel shafted by the map at all," Mark Granger, Manager of the Rising Sun pub in Berkhamsted.

Lulz. Shaft.
 
2014-08-14 03:03:45 PM  
We can only assume that a) it's was a slow news day and b) the writer is smirking 14 y/o boy with sexual identity issues.
 
2014-08-14 03:04:26 PM  
That town may want to have its scrotum checked for cancerous tumors or something.
 
2014-08-14 03:18:44 PM  
corystoptens.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-14 03:24:36 PM  

Burr: I always thought the interstates in the Dallas / Ft Worth area made a "whole package" shape..kind of.

/twig and berries


we moved here to the dfw area about 6 years ago. i was looking at a map around that time, and i told my wife about the shape. she just rolled her eyes at me

everytime i see someone on the news pointing at it, i think "one of these days, tammy dombeck (or someone) is going to comment on the shape of the highways!"

glad to see i'm not alone
 
2014-08-14 03:39:19 PM  

dj_bigbird: [www.jeremyclarkson.co.uk image 300x300]


And here I was just waiting to see how long it would take before he showed up.

To be fair, though, he isn't that much of a dick. There are other Britons far, far more deserving. Like the guy Clarkson cold-cocked in the gob.

/I LIKE JEZZA
 
2014-08-14 03:53:17 PM  
It seems deliberately positioned to piss on Milton Keynes.

Also, there's a Waitrose in the head.  I'm sure this is significant of ... something.
 
2014-08-14 03:57:42 PM  

maram500: dj_bigbird: [www.jeremyclarkson.co.uk image 300x300]

And here I was just waiting to see how long it would take before he showed up.

To be fair, though, he isn't that much of a dick. There are other Britons far, far more deserving. Like the guy Clarkson cold-cocked in the gob.

/I LIKE JEZZA


That's not why I posted him, it's because he's constantly drawing/implying wangs in various jokes. For example:
www.maxfarquar.com
 
2014-08-14 03:58:23 PM  

Psychopusher: It seems deliberately positioned to piss on Milton Keynes.


Having been to Milton Keynes, I can say that pissing all over it would be a huge aesthetic upgrade.
 
2014-08-14 04:47:05 PM  

Burr: I always thought the interstates in the Dallas / Ft Worth area made a "whole package" shape..kind of.

/twig and berries


There's no "kind of" - the DFW highway map is a big o' cock and balls. And White Settlement is right at the tip.
 
2014-08-14 04:50:56 PM  

Super Chronic: Psychopusher: It seems deliberately positioned to piss on Milton Keynes.

Having been to Milton Keynes, I can say that pissing all over it would be a huge aesthetic upgrade.


Never been there myself, but seeing it's a place named after two right-wing economists, I can just imagine.
 
2014-08-14 04:51:43 PM  
my penis vaguely looks like a town, so...

epic_biatch: Burr: I always thought the interstates in the Dallas / Ft Worth area made a "whole package" shape..kind of.

/twig and berries

There's no "kind of" - the DFW highway map is a big o' cock and balls. And White Settlement is right at the tip.


and ft worth, as bordered by the 820/20 loop is the head, and 30 is the "narrah yahrethra" hank suffered from
 
2014-08-14 05:00:53 PM  

Burr: I always thought the interstates in the Dallas / Ftoreskin Worth area made a "whole package" shape..kind of.


FTFW

pbs.twimg.com
/twig and berries

//franks and beans
 
2014-08-14 05:31:54 PM  
Earworm alert!!  You have been warned!   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRGK-DPq_M
 
2014-08-14 05:43:55 PM  
The town limits according to Google Maps just look like a cobbled-together flying saucer, but Great Dickshill Wood and Little Dickshill Wood are right nearby.
 
2014-08-14 05:45:45 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: People see penises every where.

People see Jesus every where.

People see Jesus' pe...


i290.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-14 05:53:28 PM  

MooseBayou: This isn't amusing.  It's crass and boring and puerile.


farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-14 08:38:42 PM  

MBooda: Burr: I always thought the interstates in the Dallas / Ftoreskin Worth area made a "whole package" shape..kind of.

FTFW

[pbs.twimg.com image 598x405]
/twig and berries

//franks and beans


It's very veiny.
 
2014-08-14 09:27:57 PM  
I'd give some of the Page 3 girls the Daily Express, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-08-15 12:57:12 AM  
My penis vaguely looks like a town
 
2014-08-15 11:13:56 AM  

MBooda: Super Chronic: Psychopusher: It seems deliberately positioned to piss on Milton Keynes.

Having been to Milton Keynes, I can say that pissing all over it would be a huge aesthetic upgrade.

Never been there myself, but seeing it's a place named after two right-wing economists, I can just imagine.


Actually it's not named after them, although I did notice that connection. (Also, there's a pronunciation difference: the economist pronounces it like "Canes" but the city is pronounced like "Keens."

But in any case, in what world can Keynes possibly be considered "right-wing"?
 
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