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(WJHG Panama City Beach)   Friends give man a lift who steals their $30, then splits. Shortly thereafter, he's arrested, mildly inebriated, but now has $20, to wit   (wjhg.com) divider line 14
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2014-08-14 06:33:25 PM
$10 = mildly inebriated? Wish I could get mildly inebriated on that amount. Could chug some bum wine, I guess...
 
2014-08-14 07:35:17 PM
Dad?
 
2014-08-14 07:37:02 PM
The $10 that the inebriated policeman found on the inebriated suspect ...
 
2014-08-14 07:43:10 PM

gopher321: $10 = mildly inebriated? Wish I could get mildly inebriated on that amount. Could chug some bum wine, I guess...


You could probably get two shots of well tequila for ten bucks, depending on the bar.
 
2014-08-14 07:54:09 PM
img.fark.netWas that before or after he locked Joey in the entertainment center?
 
2014-08-14 08:01:20 PM

gopher321: $10 = mildly inebriated? Wish I could get mildly inebriated on that amount. Could chug some bum wine, I guess...


Butt-chugging does get you drunk pretty fast.
 
2014-08-14 08:09:36 PM
I can get four pints of a good IPA for $10.

But I wouldn't expect a thief to have that much taste.
 
2014-08-14 08:25:07 PM
If you loan $20 to someone and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
 
2014-08-14 08:34:01 PM
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2014-08-14 08:47:21 PM

gopher321: $10 = mildly inebriated? Wish I could get mildly inebriated on that amount. Could chug some bum wine, I guess...


You can buy liquor in places that aren't bars, and you don't have to resort to bum wine. For instance, you can step up to customer service rep wine and still get two bottles of Gato Negro Merlot for eight bucks.
 
2014-08-14 08:48:07 PM
You can get 4-5 king cobras for ten bucks, that's plenty to get a buzz.
 
2014-08-14 09:40:10 PM
High-gravity Steel Reserve...if you're MAN enough
 
2014-08-14 09:45:27 PM
that's a damned shame.  I grew up with that guy.  he wasn't a bad kid.  checked arrests.org and found like 8 priors over the recent years.  sometimes life and bad decisions can be a motherfarker.  certainly meth is a helluva drug.

to be sure, if I had stayed in Okaloosa county I would probably be dead by now.
 
2014-08-15 08:10:17 AM

stonelotus: that's a damned shame.  I grew up with that guy.  he wasn't a bad kid.  checked arrests.org and found like 8 priors over the recent years.  sometimes life and bad decisions can be a motherfarker.  certainly meth is a helluva drug.

to be sure, if I had stayed in Okaloosa county I would probably be dead by now.


Crestview is not the same as Fort Walton Beach.  Crestview is unto itself.  An ugly place, to be sure.

And, what is armed burglary?
 
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