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(Mirror.co.uk)   Pictures of yourself sucking a cucumber and posing topless may not be the best thing to send to a 15-year-old boy, but at least Burgess Meredith would approve   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 68
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2014-08-14 09:39:21 AM
I dunno, not the smartest move but I think a lot of 15-year-old boys would appreciate the gift.
 
2014-08-14 10:00:55 AM
Elaine McKay, 58

Hunter Gathers: Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.
Brock: Did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away.
Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!
Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.
Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
 
2014-08-14 10:40:22 AM

Arkanaut: I dunno, not the smartest move but I think a lot of 15-year-old boys would appreciate the gift.


She's 58. The horniest 15yo boy in England has a fapping age-limit i think.
 
2014-08-14 10:42:18 AM
I guess her marriage to Prince Charles isn't working out...
 
2014-08-14 10:42:34 AM

Sybarite: Elaine McKay, 58

Hunter Gathers: Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.
Brock: Did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away.
Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!
Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.
Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.


My head, get out of it!
 
2014-08-14 10:42:53 AM
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2014-08-14 10:43:36 AM

dugitman: Arkanaut: I dunno, not the smartest move but I think a lot of 15-year-old boys would appreciate the gift.

She's 58. The horniest 15yo boy in England has a fapping age-limit i think.


he'd only be down if he consumed enough hot chick porn to move on to some fetish and it happened to involve old chicks.
 
2014-08-14 10:44:18 AM
*looks at cucumber*
Mine's bigger.
 
2014-08-14 10:44:20 AM

Sybarite: Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.


All the rest was just lead-up to that line.  But damned if that wasn't one of the all time greatest lines in television.
 
2014-08-14 10:45:29 AM
She's about ten years past where her doing that could be hot
 
2014-08-14 10:46:47 AM
The only old lady I might want see a picture of her sucking a cucumber wold be Helen Mirren. And that's it.
 
2014-08-14 10:48:13 AM
Since this is Merry 'Ol enquiring minds want to know .. was it a cucumber or a pickle? Pickle seems more likely ..

/Britain
 
2014-08-14 10:48:45 AM
She was all kinds of sexy.

In '94.
 
2014-08-14 10:48:46 AM
A cucumber? That's a thing? What is it called in Japanese/english, knobby-kai?
 
2014-08-14 10:49:02 AM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2014-08-14 10:49:26 AM
loonatic112358


She's about ten years past where her doing that could be hot


I'll bid higher Chuck.
 
2014-08-14 10:49:46 AM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-14 10:49:50 AM

macross87: *looks at cucumber*
Mine's bigger.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-14 10:51:58 AM

RPT1964: She was all kinds of sexy.


In '94.

plaidurday.com

"Yeah, 1894!"
 
2014-08-14 10:52:10 AM
But was the cucumber sensuous?
 
2014-08-14 10:52:52 AM
Sucking a cucumber ? Did she have ranch dressing all over her chest too ?
 
2014-08-14 10:53:15 AM

macross87: *looks at cucumber*
Mine's bigger.


oldbulllee.com
 
2014-08-14 10:53:54 AM
Subby, you forgot to tell us she was smoking hot. I actually went into the article with a bit of hope.
 
2014-08-14 10:55:30 AM

Crewmannumber6: Sure, what the hell.


That's what I'm saying. You get one trip on this planet, you picky farks.
 
2014-08-14 11:00:01 AM
I'd take her for at least one ride.
She's not that bad for damn near 60.
 
2014-08-14 11:00:41 AM
uslesswithoutpics

*click*

howaboutno
 
2014-08-14 11:00:58 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Crewmannumber6: Sure, what the hell.

That's what I'm saying. You get one trip on this planet, you picky farks.


Seconded.  Where were these women when I was in school?

/Don't say "in a nursing home"
//Okay, in a nursing home.
///Here all week.  Try the General Tso's Tofu.
 
2014-08-14 11:01:36 AM

macross87: *looks at cucumber*
Mine's bigger.

www.themarysue.com
 
2014-08-14 11:02:47 AM
what a cumcuber that is
 
2014-08-14 11:03:31 AM
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img.fark.net
 
2014-08-14 11:03:52 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2014-08-14 11:04:03 AM

Jews for Hitler: But was the cucumber sensuous?


Vegetables are sensual.

People are sensuous.
 
2014-08-14 11:04:15 AM

Crewmannumber6: Sure, what the hell.


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2014-08-14 11:06:35 AM
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img.fark.net
 
2014-08-14 11:08:24 AM

cig-mkr: Sucking a cucumber ? Did she have ranch dressing all over her chest too ?


As long as there wasn't blue cheese in her vajayjay
 
2014-08-14 11:08:31 AM

Buttknuckle: [img.fark.net image 615x852]

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Oh, good, glad to see I'm not the only one that noticed.
 
2014-08-14 11:08:35 AM
The school would not comment on whether she was sacked ...

I'd sack her. Paper.
 
2014-08-14 11:10:12 AM
Sure she sucked on the cucumber, but did she cradle the grapes?
 
2014-08-14 11:11:52 AM
And I'm firmly in the camp of Team "Eh, I Would."

You could do worse.
 
2014-08-14 11:13:31 AM

Nurglitch: Buttknuckle: [img.fark.net image 615x852]

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Oh, good, glad to see I'm not the only one that noticed.


What am I? Chopped liver?
 
2014-08-14 11:18:27 AM

Gonz: And I'm firmly in the camp of Team "Eh, I Would."

You could do worse.


True, but if you did, you may have substance abuse problem
 
2014-08-14 11:20:07 AM
Harriet Jones. former prime minister
 
2014-08-14 11:21:59 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: Sybarite: Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

All the rest was just lead-up to that line.  But damned if that wasn't one of the all time greatest lines in television.


Nah, its "she has mournful tits" which still gets me.
 
2014-08-14 11:27:12 AM
TTIWWPof said pickle sucking
 
2014-08-14 11:29:16 AM
Line her up with 99 other 58-year-olds and she'd be in the top 2.
 
2014-08-14 11:29:56 AM
Nope.
 
2014-08-14 11:33:42 AM
Looks like Chuck is:

going to enter the holiest of holeys: coitus uninterruptus!

gonna put the hot dog in the bun!

a tomcat on the prowl. YOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLL!

taking the old log to the beaver!

taking the skin boat to tuna-town

taking a ride on the wild baloney pony!

Whadday say we go back to my place and I'll show you my...

zippy, peppy pepperoni

man-sized manicotti

beefy baloney

bony macaroni...or my fatty alfredo....or my hard salami. I got 'em all!

/Burgess was the best part of that movie imo.
 
2014-08-14 11:35:03 AM

zepher: I'd take her for at least one ride.
She's not that bad for damn near 60.


I'm almost 52.  yeah, I'd probably give it a go, as they say in her land.
 
2014-08-14 11:42:58 AM
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Burgess Meredith?

I don't see the reference.
 
2014-08-14 11:47:26 AM

Prof. Frink: cig-mkr: Sucking a cucumber ? Did she have ranch dressing all over her chest too ?

As long as there wasn't blue cheese in her vajayjay


more likely than you think
 
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