Arkanaut: I dunno, not the smartest move but I think a lot of 15-year-old boys would appreciate the gift.
Sybarite: Elaine McKay, 58Hunter Gathers: Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.Brock: Did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away.Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
dugitman: Arkanaut: I dunno, not the smartest move but I think a lot of 15-year-old boys would appreciate the gift.She's 58. The horniest 15yo boy in England has a fapping age-limit i think.
Sybarite: Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
macross87: *looks at cucumber*Mine's bigger.
RPT1964: She was all kinds of sexy.
Crewmannumber6: Sure, what the hell.
HotWingConspiracy: Crewmannumber6: Sure, what the hell.That's what I'm saying. You get one trip on this planet, you picky farks.
Jews for Hitler: But was the cucumber sensuous?
cig-mkr: Sucking a cucumber ? Did she have ranch dressing all over her chest too ?
Buttknuckle: [img.fark.net image 615x852][img.fark.net image 300x300]
Nurglitch: Buttknuckle: [img.fark.net image 615x852][img.fark.net image 300x300]Oh, good, glad to see I'm not the only one that noticed.
Gonz: And I'm firmly in the camp of Team "Eh, I Would."You could do worse.
LowbrowDeluxe: Sybarite: Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.All the rest was just lead-up to that line. But damned if that wasn't one of the all time greatest lines in television.
zepher: I'd take her for at least one ride.She's not that bad for damn near 60.
Prof. Frink: cig-mkr: Sucking a cucumber ? Did she have ranch dressing all over her chest too ?As long as there wasn't blue cheese in her vajayjay
skinink: The only old lady I might want see a picture of her sucking a cucumber wold be Helen Mirren. And that's it.
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