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(Bloomberg)   Cisco reroutes 6000 workers   (bloomberg.com ) divider line
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860 clicks; posted to Business » on 15 Aug 2014 at 9:11 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-15 08:26:28 AM  
I guess their commercials featuring Ellen Page a few years ago didn't help the bottom line....
 
2014-08-15 08:30:16 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: I guess their commercials featuring Ellen Page a few years ago didn't help the bottom line....


It helped mine!

/we're talking in euphemisms, right?
 
2014-08-15 09:34:39 AM  
conf t
 ip route workers 6000 null0
end
wr
 
2014-08-15 09:39:19 AM  
Not you, Cisco.
 
2014-08-15 10:21:28 AM  
... to India.
 
2014-08-15 10:39:04 AM  
/dev/null
 
2014-08-15 10:45:51 AM  
Cisco.  The Microsoft of the networking world.
 
2014-08-15 10:56:29 AM  

rdnjr1234: conf t
 ip route workers 6000 null0
end
wr


conf t
access-list 6000 workers deny all all
end
wr
 
2014-08-15 11:14:03 AM  
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine......he drink whiskey, Pancho drink the wine.....
 
2014-08-15 01:03:13 PM  
Ah.. the annual, its-summer-and-we-didn't-hit-our-projected-stock-price layoff clusterfark at Cisco.
 
2014-08-15 01:56:21 PM  
www.celayix.com

Next exit.
 
2014-08-15 02:05:50 PM  
Hire people to hit product goals...fire people to improve bottom line...hire people back to hit product goals...fire people to improve bottom line...etc....
 
2014-08-15 02:07:40 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: [www.celayix.com image 400x224]

Next exit.


Because we know that Cisco hires minimum wage workers only who didn't receive benefits before...

...Genius...
 
2014-08-15 02:37:00 PM  
Dropped like a packet with a TTL of 0
 
2014-08-15 02:59:03 PM  

Great Porn Dragon: rdnjr1234: conf t
 ip route workers 6000 null0
end
wr

conf t
access-list 6000 workers deny all all
end
wr


conf t
 ip access-list extended NELSON_HA_HA deny workers any any
 exit

interface CISCO_CORP
 access-list NELSON_HA_HA out
 access-list NELSON_HA_HA in

CTRL-Z

wr mem
 
2014-08-15 04:35:01 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Hire people to hit product goals...fire people to improve bottom line...hire people back to hit product goals...fire people to improve bottom line...etc....


welcome to corporate America. our company does this shiat every year. It's a non stop, "things are great" when it's the first few quarters, then when like every year, things typically slow down it's "well the market has slowed so we are going to lay few people off." Then they spend the next half hour of the company wide town hall meeting talking about how we need to cut costs and refocus on new emerging products all while not funding any projects to help push those forward.  I work in a blistering world of incompetence and I don't see it getting better anytime soon.
 
2014-08-15 09:12:36 PM  
Edit
Edit security zones untrust
Set address-book 6000_guys_that_should_have_junipered 6.6.6.6/19
Edit security policies
Set policy shiatcan_workers match source-address 6000_guys_that_should_have_junipered
Set policy shiatcan_workers match destination-address any
Set policy then deny
Set policy shiatcan_workers then log session-init session-close
Commit confirmed 5

Commit and-quit
 
2014-08-16 12:37:31 AM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Hire people to hit product goals...fire people to improve bottom line...hire people back to hit product goals...fire people to improve bottom line...etc....

welcome to corporate America. our company does this shiat every year. It's a non stop, "things are great" when it's the first few quarters, then when like every year, things typically slow down it's "well the market has slowed so we are going to lay few people off." Then they spend the next half hour of the company wide town hall meeting talking about how we need to cut costs and refocus on new emerging products all while not funding any projects to help push those forward.  I work in a blistering world of incompetence and I don't see it getting better anytime soon.


The only quarter that exists is this quarter.

Funnily enough, accountants and business majors are the most likely college grads to believe in the supernatural.
 
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