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(CNN)   There are no more white Wangs in Africa   ( divider line
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5856 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2014 at 9:29 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-08-14 08:05:51 AM  
Size, body hair -- he broke all of the stereotypes.
2014-08-14 08:42:21 AM
2014-08-14 08:44:30 AM
2014-08-14 09:35:37 AM

R.I.P. White Fang

2014-08-14 09:35:50 AM  
albino penis is like a rabbit's foot

unlucky for the original owner, but a great place to hang your keys
2014-08-14 09:37:18 AM  
I blessed the Wangs down in Aaaaafricaaa...
2014-08-14 09:38:15 AM  

Snarfangel: Size, body hair -- he broke all of the stereotypes.

2014-08-14 09:39:49 AM  

elvisaintdead: [ image 798x582]

"I hear this club is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, OK?"
2014-08-14 09:42:04 AM  
I'm surprised the box with "we love wang" written on it didn't work.  Would have perked me up.
2014-08-14 09:43:06 AM  
The furry giant spent his last days pining for GeeBee

 Now his is just pining for the fjords
2014-08-14 09:49:22 AM  

vernonFL: I blessed the Wangs down in Aaaaafricaaa...

You magnificent bastage!
2014-08-14 09:55:19 AM  
the best part of the story was the very last sentence:

The zoo has no plans to replace the polar bears.
2014-08-14 10:13:07 AM  
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
There are no more White Wangs in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
2014-08-14 10:22:28 AM  

vernonFL: I blessed the Wangs down in Aaaaafricaaa...

Oh God Dammit!  Too many earworms today fark!
2014-08-14 10:25:55 AM  
How about the cannibals on the Congo?  Do they still require shortdicking?
2014-08-14 10:26:24 AM  
What happened to the CNN "Chicken Noodle" logo?
2014-08-14 10:50:10 AM  
RIP Wang Chung.
2014-08-14 10:58:01 AM  
Sure there are. They're just too small to see.

/subby nods mournfully
//not subby
2014-08-14 11:01:24 AM  
I'm sure there are many who still consider Oscar Pistorius to be a dick.
2014-08-14 11:04:02 AM  
Lengthy, black teenagers.

2014-08-14 11:09:27 AM  

DesertCoyote: What happened to the CNN "Chicken Noodle" logo?

Yeah, what is that funny looking thing? There's that one at cnn0.jpg and a dimmer version at cnn.jpg.
2014-08-14 11:14:15 AM  
Hot, wet biatches.

/Balloon knot
2014-08-14 01:09:39 PM  
I hope you mean Wang computers.
2014-08-14 01:55:28 PM  
They did not breed because polar bears' reproduction is stimulated by cold weather, Maluleke said.

Clearly shrinkage is not a problem.
2014-08-14 02:36:04 PM  
I'm keeping myself at half-mast to pay my respects
2014-08-14 05:13:35 PM  
Polar bear skin is black.
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