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(Pro Football Mock)   Intercepted text: Peyton Manning gets audited   (profootballmock.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Peyton Manning, I'm Peyton Goddamn Manning, NFL referee  
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2014-08-14 10:28:17 AM  
In before the "this website sucks and it's not funny" crowd.

Personally, I think "PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING" is pretty funny.
 
2014-08-14 10:33:11 AM  

tnpir: In before the "this website sucks and it's not funny" crowd.

Personally, I think "PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING" is pretty funny.


Yeah, it just went on too long.
 
2014-08-14 11:16:51 AM  

dugitman: tnpir: In before the "this website sucks and it's not funny" crowd.

Personally, I think "PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING" is pretty funny.

Yeah, it just went on too long.


Get an editor and cut out half of that, it would be much improved.
 
2014-08-14 11:23:54 AM  
We're doing these again this year? Lovely. Can we at least submit them with the "plug" or "sponsored link" tag?
 
2014-08-14 11:27:27 AM  

ChrisDe: dugitman: tnpir: In before the "this website sucks and it's not funny" crowd.

Personally, I think "PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING" is pretty funny.

Yeah, it just went on too long.

Get an editor and cut out half of that, it would be much improved.


Sure thing. Did you want to keep "PEYTON GODD" or "AMN MANNING?"
 
2014-08-14 11:41:02 AM  
Meh, I got a chuckle.

I like the FB posts usually though.
 
2014-08-14 11:54:05 AM  
I got audited once. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
 
2014-08-14 12:14:18 PM  
Intercepted Manning?

Was Malcolm Smith there?
 
2014-08-14 12:24:58 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I got audited once. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.


Just from popular citations of it, it seems like you enter a weird world where people actually think human beings keep records of every purchase they make besides having a debit card.
 
2014-08-14 12:34:31 PM  
That was painfully unfunny, I started feeling sorry for the author about halfway through.
 
2014-08-14 12:43:35 PM  
Was ok.  I agree it was too long though.
 
2014-08-14 12:55:48 PM  
Meanwhile, Ben Roethlisburger is butthurt that a teammate said Peyton is a better leader than he is. I'd go in detail, but I was held back by walls of RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE THUG CHEATERS RAPE REFEREE FAVORTISM RAPE RAPE WAVY POLOMALU HAIR RAPE RAPE PAY ATTENTION PAY ATTENTION thrown in from comments sections when someone even breathes the word Steelers.
 
2014-08-14 01:08:17 PM  

tnpir: In before the "this website sucks and it's not funny" crowd.


Well, it does and it isn't
 
2014-08-14 01:21:35 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Was ok.  I agree it was too long though.


That's what she said

/HEEEEEYOOO
 
2014-08-14 01:22:27 PM  
If I can put farkers on ignore, why can't I put PFM on ignore?
 
2014-08-14 01:27:09 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Was ok.  I agree it was too long though.

That's what she said

/HEEEEEYOOO


OHYOU!.jpg

teeeheeee
 
2014-08-14 01:33:25 PM  

H31N0US: If I can put farkers on ignore, why can't I put PFM on ignore?


i8.cdnds.net

Nobody puts PFM on ignore
 
2014-08-14 01:36:58 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: H31N0US: If I can put farkers on ignore, why can't I put PFM on ignore?

[i8.cdnds.net image 450x450]

Nobody puts PFM on ignore


You are in fine form today :)
 
2014-08-14 01:38:29 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: H31N0US: If I can put farkers on ignore, why can't I put PFM on ignore?

[i8.cdnds.net image 450x450]

Nobody puts PFM on ignore

You are in fine form today :)


Thanks...been working out
 
2014-08-14 01:57:38 PM  

Polish Hussar: ChrisDe: dugitman: tnpir: In before the "this website sucks and it's not funny" crowd.

Personally, I think "PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING" is pretty funny.

Yeah, it just went on too long.

Get an editor and cut out half of that, it would be much improved.

Sure thing. Did you want to keep "PEYTON GODD" or "AMN MANNING?"


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY USE THE SAME JOKE OVER AND OVER.
 
2014-08-14 01:59:31 PM  

H31N0US: If I can put farkers on ignore, why can't I put PFM on ignore?


Well...there is a logo with a Giant P, Giant F, Giant M right next to the fark headline.
img1.fark.net

You could learn to recognize that and then ignore it.

/not sure about mobile
 
2014-08-14 02:07:10 PM  

dugitman: tnpir: In before the "this website sucks and it's not funny" crowd.

Personally, I think "PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING" is pretty funny.

Yeah, it just went on too long.


But that FICA joke is gold, Jerry!  Gold!
 
2014-08-14 02:09:22 PM  

PluckYew: H31N0US: If I can put farkers on ignore, why can't I put PFM on ignore?

Well...there is a logo with a Giant P, Giant F, Giant M right next to the fark headline.
[img1.fark.net image 77x27]

You could learn to recognize that and then ignore it.

/not sure about mobile


Too much thinking.

Actually I don't ever ignore farkers no matter how asinine I find them.
 
2014-08-14 02:18:18 PM  
Seems like a ripoff of the QB facebook group.
//Hey, Tebow get out of here this forum is for QB's
 
2014-08-14 02:29:45 PM  
Perhaps he should be working on his on-the-field performance??
 
2014-08-14 02:35:12 PM  

H31N0US: If I can put farkers on ignore, why can't I put PFM on ignore?


If we could do that, I'd have put WND and Daily Mail on ignore years ago.
 
2014-08-14 02:44:38 PM  
As shiatty as PFM is, it is 100000 times better than WTFark
 
2014-08-14 03:12:43 PM  

machoprogrammer: As shiatty as PFM is, it is 100000 times better than WTFark


WTFark is the new FarkTV which was the new...christ I can't remember the name, but it was an equally shiatty thing that was shilled until the negative traction killed it.
 
2014-08-14 03:16:07 PM  

monoski: Seems like a ripoff of the QB facebook group.
//Hey, Tebow get out of here this forum is for QB's


It's the same people.
 
2014-08-14 03:18:40 PM  

H31N0US: machoprogrammer: As shiatty as PFM is, it is 100000 times better than WTFark

WTFark is the new FarkTV which was the new...christ I can't remember the name, but it was an equally shiatty thing that was shilled until the negative traction killed it.


WTFark has been alive longer than those two abominations despite the fact no one watches it and it absolutely sucks. I have no idea how it's still going... Kind of like PFM!
 
2014-08-14 03:49:32 PM  
Too long and too many curse words. Everybody knows Peyton Manning doesn't swear like that.
 
2014-08-14 04:09:20 PM  
Damn that's a lot of words
i131.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-15 08:50:24 AM  
The part about Peyton paying the guy to put flaming bags of dog shiat on Tom Brady's doorstep made me chuckle, but the rest was meh.

UNLIKE PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING
 
2014-08-15 01:18:40 PM  

machoprogrammer: H31N0US: machoprogrammer: As shiatty as PFM is, it is 100000 times better than WTFark

WTFark is the new FarkTV which was the new...christ I can't remember the name, but it was an equally shiatty thing that was shilled until the negative traction killed it.

WTFark has been alive longer than those two abominations despite the fact no one watches it and it absolutely sucks. I have no idea how it's still going... Kind of like PFM!


SuperDeluxe. That was the old thing.
 
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