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(Inquisitr)   There are a lot of things that can go wrong on an airplane. The pilot's arm falling off is not one of them. Oh, wait a minute. Yes it is   (inquisitr.com) divider line 36
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2014-08-14 08:23:58 AM
It's only a flesh wound.
 
2014-08-14 08:39:10 AM
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2014-08-14 08:56:55 AM
and that's why you never fly on a low-cost airline

/oh come on!
//call Bob Loblaw
 
2014-08-14 08:57:16 AM
Pussy.....

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2014-08-14 08:58:23 AM
Give that guy a hand.
 
2014-08-14 09:01:46 AM
Well, that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point. Pilots are very safe. Some of them are built so the arm doesn't fall off at all.
 
2014-08-14 09:05:51 AM
He had the right to bear arms, but he chose not to use it.


Any landing you walk away from is a good landing...
 
2014-08-14 09:10:25 AM
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Finally a lead!

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I'm on my way!
 
2014-08-14 09:22:16 AM
Did someone go get Ted?
 
2014-08-14 09:26:09 AM

ChipNASA: Pussy.....

How would you like to see this when you boarded your next flight?????

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When did Ariel Tweto lose both arms?!
 
2014-08-14 09:29:25 AM
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 Yeah thats not very typical i would like to make that point
 well how is it un-typical
 well there are a lot of these pilots going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen, i just don't want people thinking that pilots aren't safe
was this pilot safe?
well i was thinking about more about the other ones
the ones that are safe
yeah, the ones whose arms don't fall off
 
2014-08-14 09:31:56 AM

ChipNASA: Pussy.....

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I wouldn't mind at all.

/She's cute.
//And she couldn't slap me.
// One of my slashies fell off

  /
 
2014-08-14 09:39:42 AM
or turned to jello:


/could not find simon falling to pieces
 
2014-08-14 09:51:50 AM
Not the first time... Seems he fell apart too.

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2014-08-14 09:54:18 AM
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Plorp!
 
2014-08-14 10:08:14 AM
Plorp?
 
2014-08-14 10:09:48 AM
Heh..checked to see if I knew him.  We've got at least one commercial pilot in Canada who is an arm amputee too.

/terrible answer by the spokeshuman "We're an equal opportunity employer.'

Should have been, yes it's safe.  Next question?
 
2014-08-14 10:18:12 AM

ChipNASA: Pussy.....

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How does she rudder?
 
2014-08-14 10:25:16 AM
Shouldn't the co-pilot be paying attention sufficiently that they can take over on a moment's notice?  Isn't that the whole point?  Sounds like the pilot's pride got in the way of safety.
 
2014-08-14 10:25:52 AM
I just flew in from Birmingham and boy is my arm tired!


/I'll be here all week
 
2014-08-14 10:26:33 AM
I'm calling fake on this one.
 
2014-08-14 10:26:43 AM

ChipNASA: Pussy.....

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I would feel slightly aroused.
 
2014-08-14 10:28:55 AM
I just flew in from Birmingham and boy is my arm tired!


This flight cost an arm and a leg.
 
2014-08-14 10:32:58 AM

MythDragon: ChipNASA: Pussy.....

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How does she rudder?


....something something MOTORBOAT something...
 
2014-08-14 10:34:23 AM

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Done in two, why didn't anyone get the lights?

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Well, that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point. Pilots are very safe. Some of them are built so the arm doesn't fall off at all.


Glad no one got the lights.

Thanks for the laughs, BunkoSquad and Monkeyfark Ridiculous!
 
2014-08-14 10:40:20 AM

Schmerd1948: Plorp?


What other noise could a detaching arm make?
 
2014-08-14 10:42:12 AM

ChipNASA: Pussy.....

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big deal--it's an ercoupe--you don't even need feet for any lousy rudder pedals.

always wanted one--the ercoupe

mind you, she is kind of cute.
 
2014-08-14 10:42:13 AM
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2014-08-14 10:48:30 AM
Hey! If a blind and deaf Anne Frank can fly three quarters of the way around the world, there's no reason a one-armed man can't be a commercial pilot!
 
2014-08-14 10:55:09 AM

Lokkii: Hey! If a blind and deaf Anne Frank can fly three quarters of the way around the world, there's no reason a one-armed man can't be a commercial pilot!


Yeah, but she did it to bomb Pear Harbor. It was a military aircraft.
 
2014-08-14 11:02:37 AM

yves0010: Not the first time... Seems he fell apart too.

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Lol.

/I was too slow
//pitch hitting for Pedro Borbon...
 
2014-08-14 11:19:52 AM

jwookie: Give that guy a hand.


He is building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. He forges his tradition in the spirit of his ancestors.
 
2014-08-14 11:24:01 AM
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2014-08-14 02:04:55 PM
Could he only make left turns?
 
2014-08-14 02:34:04 PM
Rocket said he really needed it.
 
2014-08-14 03:29:17 PM

ChipNASA: Pussy.....

How would you like to see this when you boarded your next flight?????

[www.hoax-slayer.com image 450x338]

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 495x373]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x277]


She's not flying a COMMERCIAL AIRLINER with dozens of people aboard (or abroad if you rather).
 
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