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(Opposing Views)   Man dies after being kicked in the face by the donkey he was allegedly trying to sodomize. No joke is needed to end this headline, I think the first line speaks for itself   (opposingviews.com) divider line 94
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2014-08-14 12:52:42 AM  
Wow, he wasn't from Florida.
 
2014-08-14 01:00:50 AM  
Neigh means Neigh.
 
2014-08-14 01:35:29 AM  
www.photo-4.net

HEE HAW
 
2014-08-14 02:52:34 AM  
a Saudi Sheikh man

How did they know he was a Sheikh, man? And was it necessary to include two copies of the same picture?
 
2014-08-14 04:38:56 AM  

fusillade762: How did they know he was a Sheikh, man?


You have to be pretty Sheikh to try and fark a Donkey.


Seriously though, they have a certain hygiene code and must carry a dagger at all times. You can see Sheikhs from across football pitches.
 
2014-08-14 06:06:29 AM  

doglover: fusillade762: How did they know he was a Sheikh, man?

You have to be pretty Sheikh to try and fark a Donkey.

Seriously though, they have a certain hygiene code and must carry a dagger at all times. You can see Sheikhs from across football pitches.


You're thinking of Danny Glover.
 
2014-08-14 08:11:24 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-14 08:18:45 AM  
Thank God they put the "allegedly" in there to save his family embarrassment.

"That's *ALLEGED* donkey farker, Lurleen! Show some respect!"
 
2014-08-14 08:18:45 AM  
In Saudi Arabia, donkey sodomizes you.
 
2014-08-14 08:26:04 AM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2014-08-14 08:30:58 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Thank God they put the "allegedly" in there to save his family embarrassment.

"That's *ALLEGED* donkey farker, Lurleen! Show some respect!"


Hey, we just don't know.

He might have been really bad at playing leapfrog.
 
2014-08-14 08:32:54 AM  
Attempted dick in ass ultimately ends with ass hitting dick....
 
2014-08-14 08:34:14 AM  
Sometimes you hit dat ass, sometimes dat ass hits you.
 
2014-08-14 08:34:49 AM  
I've been dying for a piece of ass, but this is ridiculous.

/ try the veal
 
2014-08-14 08:35:10 AM  

doglover: [www.photo-4.net image 801x1200]

HEE HAW


I searched the world over and thought I found true love
you met another and poof you kicked me in the farking face

Saaaaaa....LUTE!
 
2014-08-14 08:35:56 AM  
What, exactly, is the "opposing view" here?

/Donkey kills man, so vote Republican.
 
2014-08-14 08:37:31 AM  
Sounds legit.
 
2014-08-14 08:38:49 AM  
So. . .the Tijuana Donkey Show meets Doctor Demento?

(Boot to the head!)

If not, then it is som Shrek cosplay sex gone terribly wrong.  (I knew Eddie Murphy was kinky but DAMN)
 
2014-08-14 08:40:42 AM  

TheSopwithTurtle: What, exactly, is the "opposing view" here?

/Donkey kills man, so vote Republican.


That was my question as well. Were we to be enticed into a stimulating debate of farking animals vs. not farking animals?
 
2014-08-14 08:41:50 AM  
Ass, Gas or Grass... Nobody Dies For Free
 
2014-08-14 08:42:07 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: doglover: [www.photo-4.net image 801x1200]

HEE HAW

I searched the world over and thought I found true love
you met another and poof you kicked me in the farking face

Saaaaaa....LUTE!


Oh, wow, I haven't had that tune in my head in decades. Now it will be stuck there all day. Nice work.
 
2014-08-14 08:42:50 AM  
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.
"What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.
''Some things you just can't explain."
''Try me.''
"Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some rope and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some rope and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of rope, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.''
"You're right," said the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain."
 
2014-08-14 08:43:05 AM  
doglover:

Seriously though, they have a certain hygiene code and must carry a dagger at all times. You can see Sheikhs from across football pitches.

That would be a Sikh.

/smh
 
2014-08-14 08:43:34 AM  
The last thought that went through his head (literally and figuratively):

forumuploads.animutationportal.com
 
2014-08-14 08:43:50 AM  

maxx2112: I've been dying for a piece of ass, but this is ridiculous.

/ try the veal


Veal.

Taste the turmoil

Savor the suffering.....
 
2014-08-14 08:45:55 AM  
What was his fark handle?
 
2014-08-14 08:46:44 AM  
Brings a whole new twist to the old insult: "You want a match? Your face and my ass.."
 
2014-08-14 08:47:43 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-14 08:49:24 AM  
So he got donkey punched?
 
2014-08-14 08:49:48 AM  
img0.joyreactor.cc

// That was a disturbing GIS
 
2014-08-14 08:50:28 AM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-08-14 08:50:33 AM  
This is why you never go ass to mouth.
 
2014-08-14 08:50:57 AM  
Subby: not dumbass but kickass.
 
2014-08-14 08:51:16 AM  
derpicdn.net Probably a brony.
 
2014-08-14 08:52:32 AM  
Why is it always horses and donkeys? Why don't they ever Fark, say, an emu. Or a llama. I'm bored with these donkey stories.
 
2014-08-14 08:57:41 AM  

Witness99: Why is it always horses and donkeys? Why don't they ever Fark, say, an emu. Or a llama. I'm bored with these donkey stories.


media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-08-14 08:58:25 AM  
If his face was low enough to be kicked, he was doing it wrong.
 
2014-08-14 08:59:46 AM  
Funny... in the coastal region here in Colombia this is allegedly common practice and I've never heard of someone having this type of accident.

/every country has their shiat
 
2014-08-14 09:00:05 AM  
This reminds me of the whole Tony Stewart story.
 
2014-08-14 09:03:47 AM  
Clicked on the article fully expecting it  to be from Tijuana, MX.  Repressed sexuality is a biatch Mulsims, is it not?  If the Donkey was an infidel, is the guy going to get his virgins from Mohammed?
 
2014-08-14 09:03:54 AM  

markfara: If his face was low enough to be kicked, he was doing it wrong.


Don't spend much time around donkeys, eh?

Can't say i blame ya.....
 
2014-08-14 09:05:16 AM  

Witness99: Why is it always horses and donkeys? Why don't they ever Fark, say, an emu. Or a llama. I'm bored with these donkey stories.


Considering an emu is the closest living animal to the raptors in Jurassic Park, I'll let you go first.

I'll call the ambulance.

Or coroner.

/Emu don't like to be farked by anybody except Mrs. Emu
 
2014-08-14 09:07:00 AM  
"Hee-Haw!" means "NO!"
 
2014-08-14 09:10:09 AM  
Honest, he was just helping it over the fence.
 
2014-08-14 09:14:20 AM  

phenn: TheSopwithTurtle: What, exactly, is the "opposing view" here?

/Donkey kills man, so vote Republican.

That was my question as well. Were we to be enticed into a stimulating debate of farking animals vs. not farking animals?


We could try to start one: Why is it OK to use animals for food and labor, but not sex?
 
2014-08-14 09:16:05 AM  
ih0.redbubble.net

Next time, leave it to the professionals.
 
2014-08-14 09:16:39 AM  
Well, this is the second time I'm posting this in threads today, but I think ti fits:
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-08-14 09:23:37 AM  
 
2014-08-14 09:25:35 AM  
Ass assaults ass's asshole, ass kicked.
 
2014-08-14 09:32:00 AM  
He was looking for a little splendor in the ass. Dirty donkey farker. Hope they put that on his gravestone.
 
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