voltOhm: I doubt he was disturbed... But I guess we don't want our boys to be attracted to naked girls anymore...it destroys the Liberal dream of having a gay kid.
fusillade762: OBSCENEpornographysoft pornUpon viewing the uncropped cover I must assume that Land's End customers are a bunch of uptight ninnies.
teto85: Lands' End is free from Sears? Lamnds' End still sends out paper catalogs?
TuteTibiImperes: He's 14? Don't worry, he's already fapped to Emily Ratajkowski in the unedited version of "Blurred Lines" at least a dozen times.
teto85: Lands' End is free from Sears? Lamds' End still sends out paper catalogs?
Mr. Coffee Nerves: 14 years old in the age of the internet.Sorry, Mom, but that kid is already burned out on seeing Albanian midgets give a Peruvian Axe Handle to a transsexual Gil Gerard impersonator while a live-action Trevi Fountain of horse urine rains down upon them and everyone else at that Denny's, he doesn't have the time to take out a jeweler's loupe and go over a GQ cover like it's the Zapruder film in search of a hint of areola
DrunkenYodaZen: So how long did the son disturbingly masturbate to the cover photo i ask?
dookdookdook: women and girls are posed by pornographers soliciting sex from everyone, everywhere, eye pupils dilated, intimate body parts and lips reddened, often bent over, rump up, to imitate primate females in "heat."
Yaw String: Meh, prudes.
Dhusk: 3. You've so completely farked up his perceptions of the world with your uber-christian guilt trips that he thinks natural female anatomy, and any feelings of being attracted to a naked woman, also a completely natural response, is somehow abnormal and 'disturbing.' Congratulations, you created life-long psychological problems for your son.
jayfurr: [img.fark.net image 400x399](Nancy Pfotenhauer, if you're interested. One of the most shallow, vapid women ever to come out of the University of Georgia, and that's saying a lot.)
TV's Vinnie: jayfurr: [img.fark.net image 400x399](Nancy Pfotenhauer, if you're interested. One of the most shallow, vapid women ever to come out of the University of Georgia, and that's saying a lot.)That's GOT to be an android!
SecretAgentWoman: And I just gave my son advice today how to download pr0n without getting viruses or malware.
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