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(Komo)   Police say the woman "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs"   (komonews.com) divider line 80
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2014-08-13 09:25:41 PM
So, they were love seats then?
Nuthin' wrong with that.
 
2014-08-13 09:30:00 PM
It's the legal mary jane I tellsya.
 
2014-08-13 10:02:57 PM
FTFA: Public nudity by itself will not get you arrested in Seattle ...

O_o

I'm moving to Seattle! It's naked time!

s.mcstatic.com
 
2014-08-13 10:25:31 PM

HawgWild: FTFA: Public nudity by itself will not get you arrested in Seattle ...

O_o

I'm moving to Seattle! It's naked time!

[s.mcstatic.com image 249x140]


,,,,as long as nobody feels threatened or disturbed....
 
2014-08-13 11:16:35 PM
This discrimination against lawn chairs receiving loving affection should stop!
 
2014-08-14 12:01:52 AM
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
 
2014-08-14 12:16:41 AM
Where's a picture?
 
2014-08-14 12:30:52 AM

doglover: Where's a picture?


lazydaylawnchairs.net

That lawn chair was asking for it.
 
2014-08-14 12:31:49 AM
I wish the 2nd amendment covered bearing boobs instead of arms.
 
2014-08-14 12:36:54 AM

fusillade762: doglover: Where's a picture?

[lazydaylawnchairs.net image 382x289]

That lawn chair was asking for it.


Ugh...splinters.  I'd wager it was plastic or metal, not wood.
 
2014-08-14 12:40:40 AM

Ambivalence: fusillade762: doglover: Where's a picture?

[lazydaylawnchairs.net image 382x289]

That lawn chair was asking for it.

Ugh...splinters.  I'd wager it was plastic or metal, not wood.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-14 02:26:41 AM
Oh please, what woman hasn't dreamed of lubing up one of these and rubbing the ol' love button up and down.

img.fark.net

Amiright?!

Right?

Um...RIGHT?
 
2014-08-14 03:57:17 AM
That seat.  Burn it.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-14 03:57:27 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Oh please, what woman hasn't dreamed of lubing up one of these and rubbing the ol' love button up and down.

[img.fark.net image 829x554]

Amiright?!

Right?

Um...RIGHT?


splooshworld.com
 
2014-08-14 03:58:09 AM
Were they slotted in any way?
 
2014-08-14 04:09:43 AM

doglover: Ambivalence: fusillade762: doglover: Where's a picture?

[lazydaylawnchairs.net image 382x289]

That lawn chair was asking for it.

Ugh...splinters.  I'd wager it was plastic or metal, not wood.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x373]


That is one ghetto dick chair
 
2014-08-14 04:14:47 AM
So that's what she has been up to...

i761.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-14 04:16:53 AM
Thanks O'Balsa!
 
2014-08-14 04:19:27 AM
Several lawn chairs? That's where you've got to draw the line. The only sanctified union is between one woman and one lawn chair.
 
2014-08-14 04:33:39 AM
sounds hawt, but most likely was not.
 
2014-08-14 04:39:04 AM
She may be snapping one off on some patio furniture, but does she have some man pushing her around in exchange for sex?

No!

This woman is a paragon of the higher ideals of feminism and was trying to bring a lackluster movement out of it's doldrums by example.  "Men?  HAH!  Not as long as there's an Adirondack chair!"  She then exposed her femininity to the clueless onlookers in an act of empowerment.

And what did she get for it?  Jailed by the patriarchy!  I weep for this nation.
 
2014-08-14 04:39:16 AM
Owie.
 
2014-08-14 04:42:09 AM

some_beer_drinker: sounds hawt, but most likely was not.


Hot girls are never arrested by for public sex acts.

The two options here are she was a hideous woman (reinforced by the lack of photos) or that the wife called the cops (reinforced by "several members of the family looking on")

Because this is fark, I like to think it was both.
 
2014-08-14 04:44:35 AM

doglover: Hot girls are never arrested by for public sex acts.


Yeah? Neither are hot men.
 
2014-08-14 04:56:21 AM
quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior

I've noticed a small but distinct percentage of women do this exact thing when they're plastered.  What is that--some "presenting" instinct, or a sign of childhood abuse?
 
2014-08-14 04:56:23 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-14 05:03:44 AM
(stop) Get(ting) off (on) my lawn (chair)?


/got nothin'
 
2014-08-14 05:08:44 AM
She gave the chair a lap dance?
 
2014-08-14 05:10:50 AM

maxwellton: She gave the chair a lap dance?


i think she inserted the whole lawn chair in her cha cha
 
2014-08-14 05:13:13 AM

Weatherkiss: doglover: Hot girls are never arrested by for public sex acts.

Yeah? Neither are hot men.


Au contraire.

Seen it happen.
 
2014-08-14 05:16:28 AM

Yankees Team Gynecologist: quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior

I've noticed a small but distinct percentage of women do this exact thing when they're plastered.  What is that--some "presenting" instinct, or a sign of childhood abuse?


I think it's a combination of spending most of your life since you  were 13 years old with every guy you meet wanting to check out your goods and lowered inhibitions.
 
2014-08-14 05:24:19 AM

doglover: Au contraire.

Seen it happen.


I haven't. I've seen men who think they're hot get arrested for public sex acts. But I wouldn't touch them even after several drinks after a 4 year dry spell.
 
2014-08-14 05:27:11 AM
I knew this would happen when they legalized gay marriage.
 
2014-08-14 06:00:11 AM
Oh good lord, I can't wait to move back to Washington ;)
 
2014-08-14 06:04:11 AM
If this was a guy, he would be so very scared.

/Help
 
2014-08-14 06:06:41 AM
Julie?
 
2014-08-14 06:23:34 AM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-14 06:26:53 AM
Does anyone besides me remember this furniture porn site?

It's not around anymore but I found it amusing when I was a teen.

It's SFW.

http://web.archive.org/web/20010604095612/www.furnitureporn.com/furn po rn1.html
 
2014-08-14 06:29:04 AM
Hot bondage action;
web.archive.org
 
2014-08-14 06:30:53 AM

Nina Haagen Dazs: HawgWild: FTFA: Public nudity by itself will not get you arrested in Seattle ...

O_o

I'm moving to Seattle! It's naked time!

[s.mcstatic.com image 249x140]

,,,,as long as nobody feels threatened or disturbed....


treasure.diylol.com
 
2014-08-14 07:03:23 AM
Orgy
y2kemo.com
Never Forget!
 
2014-08-14 07:17:52 AM
Wife was giving me some oral affection while I was sitting in a lawn chair. Dang thing collapsed midway thru.
White plastic lawn chairs, no bueno.
 
2014-08-14 07:20:43 AM
cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-08-14 07:21:17 AM

bunner: Yankees Team Gynecologist: quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior

I've noticed a small but distinct percentage of women do this exact thing when they're plastered.  What is that--some "presenting" instinct, or a sign of childhood abuse?

I think it's a combination of spending most of your life since you  were 13 years old with every guy you meet wanting to check out your goods and lowered inhibitions.


I'm a little baffled because I'm not quite sure what you're describing, but pulling the pants and panties down/skirt up and sticking the ass out and kind of bending over is also what girls do before they squat down and 'nature pee' out where there isn't a toilet, something some totally plastered girls will also do in places where they really shouldn't.
 
2014-08-14 07:30:00 AM
With several members of a family looking on in horror, police say the woman "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs."

Well, call me Paddy O'Funiture.
 
2014-08-14 07:42:52 AM

Alison Hendrix's Craft Room: I'm a little baffled because I'm not quite sure what you're describing


The endless quest of every male on earth to see very single vajoohoo on earth, and, at some point especially when hammered, some gals are wont to go "ok!"
 
2014-08-14 07:44:41 AM
That's quite an act. What do you call it?

The Adirondacks.
 
2014-08-14 07:45:59 AM

doglover: Ambivalence: fusillade762: doglover: Where's a picture?

[lazydaylawnchairs.net image 382x289]

That lawn chair was asking for it.

Ugh...splinters.  I'd wager it was plastic or metal, not wood.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x373]


Does that chair belong to George R.R. Martin?
 
2014-08-14 07:50:13 AM

wildlifer: Wife was giving me some oral affection while I was sitting in a lawn chair. Dang thing collapsed midway thru.



They make some pills that will help your 'little' problem.
 
2014-08-14 07:52:09 AM

Yankees Team Gynecologist: quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior

I've noticed a small but distinct percentage of women do this exact thing when they're plastered.  What is that--some "presenting" instinct, or a sign of childhood abuse?


Where the drek do you hang out?

then again, how about a csb... in my younger and much more innocent days, a friend dragged me to a bar that had a wet t-shirt contest that night.  I was content trying to ignore it, but he and I chatted up a pair of gorgeous girls who decided to participate in the contest at the last minute.  Since they were the last entrants, there was only one t-shirt left, so the girl I had been talking to (let's call her 'Sally') decided to go for it.  So the three of us watched and cheered for her, and at the end of the contest they brought it down to 2 people - Sally and one other.  The other went a bit off the deep end trying to win, including pulling down her pants and fondling herself for the crowd, while Sally just kinda held her breasts in her hands and stared in abject horror.  Guess the crowd didn't go for the masturbation display, though, and Sally won.  Sadly, when she got done with the contest, she was overwhelmed with guys wanting to talk to her, and I couldn't even fight my way through the throng of people.

/she did manage to get away for about 20 seconds to retrieve her bra and phone, and she told me she wished she hadn't done it... that she felt like a slut now.  It broke my heart... not so csb...
 
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