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(Entertainment Weekly)   George R. R. Martin says the internet has figured out the ending to Game of Thrones   (insidetv.ew.com ) divider line
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2014-08-13 08:45:54 PM  
Arya fixes the cable.
 
2014-08-13 08:50:40 PM  
Theon greyjoy is the last man standing, and in the final scene he blows out the candles in the smoldering ruins of Kings Landing and walks alone into the night.

Or did he die already? I haven't seen it in a while.
 
2014-08-13 08:55:33 PM  
They're all in purgatory.
 
2014-08-13 09:11:46 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Arya fixes the cable.


Don't be fatuous, Joffery.
 
2014-08-13 09:22:17 PM  
"I hate predictable fiction as a reader, I don't want to write predictable fiction. I want to surprise and delight my reader

Well, I was surprised at how bad Dance With Dragons was, so you achieved half of your goals.

(Seriously, man, what were you thinking?)
 
2014-08-13 09:27:54 PM  
It'd be shocking if they hadn't, honestly. Martin isn't that clever that he can think of an ending that no one else could possibly conceive of,
 
2014-08-13 09:30:54 PM  

Everyone dies

THE END

 
2014-08-13 09:53:52 PM  
I'm not really trying to figure it out. I'm just along for the ride.
 
2014-08-13 10:07:08 PM  
I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Sansa sits on the iron throne.

Only a pawn can advance to become queen.
 
2014-08-13 10:07:30 PM  
This guy takes so long to write one of those books that it would be strange if fans couldn't plot it all out for themselves.  You have years to contemplate what you think will happen next.
 
2014-08-13 10:12:45 PM  
So Martin admitted he's dying?  Because we all know he won't live long enough to finish the series.
 
2014-08-13 10:20:28 PM  
So, everyone at the wall will pull out their weiners and flop them around.
 
2014-08-13 10:25:58 PM  
Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette?
 
2014-08-13 10:28:02 PM  
It was all a dream in the mind of an abused child.
 
2014-08-13 10:28:54 PM  
This great news! if he found someone online that has figured out the ending, now he can plagiarize with impunity ... write himself out the corner ... oh, I know, FINISH THE DAMNED SERIES

I don't care if you aren't my biatch, and like anything of quality, it shouldn't be rushed, but ... sit your fat arse down in front of the writing implement of your choice and fill a page with some words. We'd be happy enough with a Hodor chapter
 
2014-08-13 10:29:34 PM  
A 300 page discourse on Zeno's arrow.
 
2014-08-13 10:30:56 PM  
Dani saves King's Landing and frees the people. As she flies off into the sunset on her dragon, she may or may not slump over
 
2014-08-13 10:33:55 PM  
winter comes...

winter cums  (or is that for the porn spoof?)
 
2014-08-13 10:36:51 PM  

DamnYankees: It'd be shocking if they hadn't, honestly. Martin isn't that clever that he can think of an ending that no one else could possibly conceive of,


Didn't I read somewhere that he originally conceived it as a trilogy? If so, that might explain why everyone has had so long (and ended up with extra clues) to figure it out.


Porous Horace: It was all a dream in the mind of an abused child.


Orson Lannister? No wonder he was so mad at the beetles.
 
2014-08-13 10:37:40 PM  
If Dany and Jon don't meet at some point, it will be a big injustice.
 
2014-08-13 10:38:33 PM  

GameSprocket: Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette?


I told the same thing to a friend of mine who had debated the potential ending for days on end...that shut her up lol
 
2014-08-13 10:39:31 PM  

TheManofPA: Dani saves King's Landing and frees the people. As she flies off into the sunset on her dragon, she may or may not slump over


that reminds me of

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-13 10:43:03 PM  

texdent: If Dany and Jon don't meet at some point, it will be a big injustice.


The ending is that some administrators for both negotiate a peace treaty, evenly dividing the area.  Jon takes the north, Dany the south and never the twain shall meet.
 
2014-08-13 10:46:46 PM  

Ambivalence: Theon greyjoy is the last man standing, and in the final scene he blows out the candles in the smoldering ruins of Kings Landing and walks alone into the night.

Or did he die already? I haven't seen it in a while.


"Goodnight Mr. Walters"
 
2014-08-13 10:54:26 PM  

moistD: TheManofPA: Dani saves King's Landing and frees the people. As she flies off into the sunset on her dragon, she may or may not slump over

that reminds me of

[media.tumblr.com image 500x210]


I take it you've never seen...

cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2014-08-13 10:56:17 PM  
Get this: turns out the earth is hollow and the game of thrones world is inside of it. The ending is a Stargate-esque team of Terranauts meeting john snow and one of those dragons and the white walkers attack New York...leaving us to wonder about the fate of humanity.
 
2014-08-13 10:59:13 PM  
Given that there are 1000 competing theories online about the ending, saying one of them is right isnt exactly telling anyone anything which is nice.
 
2014-08-13 11:01:33 PM  

gaspode: Given that there are 1000 competing theories online about the ending, saying one of them is right isnt exactly telling anyone anything which is nice.


...only 1000?
 
2014-08-13 11:02:27 PM  

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Sansa sits on the iron throne.

Only a pawn can advance to become queen.


Seconding. I would love this ending, as long as she takes out Littlefinger somewhere along the way.

Martin should just admit he's not into it anymore and hire Brandon Sanderson to write the last two books.
 
2014-08-13 11:03:00 PM  
Snape kills Dumbledore and Harry is the last horcrux.
 
2014-08-13 11:09:53 PM  
It's all a long con by Hodor. He's playing dumb, and when everyone else is dead, he'll seize the throne.
 
2014-08-13 11:17:21 PM  
The final epilogue will be told from the point of view of the little kid inside whose snowglobe the previous seven books had taken place.
 
2014-08-13 11:19:51 PM  

RenownedCurator: Courtney Love's Genital Warts: I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Sansa sits on the iron throne.

Only a pawn can advance to become queen.

Seconding. I would love this ending, as long as she takes out Littlefinger somewhere along the way.

Martin should just admit he's not into it anymore and hire Brandon Sanderson to write the last two books.


I'm going for the obvious in that I think Jon will be King.

I'm thankful that the show will give us an ending in the next few years.
 
2014-08-13 11:24:39 PM  
It turns out they're all actually dead, and this is just a retelling of the story of how the scourge of humanity was wiped off the face of the planet by the walkers?
 
2014-08-13 11:38:11 PM  
Tavi gets his furies finds out he's the lost legion of Rome and lives happily ever after.
 
2014-08-13 11:42:46 PM  
Martin should just admit he's not into it anymore and hire Brandon Sanderson to write the last two books.

He seems totally resigned to HBO passing him up next year.
 
2014-08-13 11:53:04 PM  
Oooh, I've got it!  In the last chapter, a US carrier strike force lands on the eastern shores.  They declare that they are there to intercede in this horrible abuse of the civilian populace and begin unloading troops which occupy most of the main cities.  After the military installed puppet is unfortunately assassinated, Barack Obama takes his seat on the Iron Throne
 
2014-08-13 11:56:45 PM  
The killer was Hodor, in the Hodor, with the Hodor.
 
2014-08-14 12:12:00 AM  
The over-usage of Dani's dragons causes global warming to increase exponentially.  Winter never comes.
 
2014-08-14 12:12:01 AM  
Given that there is no longer a Stark in Winterfell, the pact between the First Men and the Others has been broken, weakening the magic at The Wall (which was built not by Bran the Builder, but by TheOneTrueBrandonStark) and allowing the Others to invade Westeros with the massive army of Craster's sons.

Given that Jon Snow has died and risen again, his watch will have ended, permitting him to take the wildling army towards Winterfell to loose the Roose. The North will rally under Snow as the letter from Robb proclaiming him heir is produced by the Captain of the Myraham. Kings Stark and Baratheon unite to destroy the remaining Lannister hosts just in time to face down the invading army from Essos, led by Aegon Blackfyre, Daenerys Targaryen and Tyrion Lannister and comprised of the Iron Fleet, a massive Dothraki khalasar, the Golden Company, the Second Sons, and the Unsullied.

Before they can get jiggy, the Others break through with the help of Mance blowing the Horn of Winter (which he's had the whole time, other horns are red herrings) and all hell breaks out in a song of ice and fire. When the dust and snow settle, there is nothing remaining but Arya Stark sitting on the Iron Throne. "Valar Morghulis."
 
2014-08-14 12:31:11 AM  
I figured out I was a fan of Emilia Clarke's tits.
 
2014-08-14 12:31:13 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everyone dies

THE END


Honestly, this is probably true. Winter comes, the Others march south, and everyone dies.
 
2014-08-14 12:46:24 AM  

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Sansa sits on the iron throne.

Only a pawn can advance to become queen.


Don't surround yourself with yourself.
Move on back two squares.
 
2014-08-14 01:16:24 AM  
Ned Stark steps out of the shower.
 
2014-08-14 01:22:26 AM  
All the hot chicks get naked and have a lesbian orgy.  HBO, make it happen.
 
2014-08-14 01:48:10 AM  
Confabulat wins!
 
2014-08-14 02:41:24 AM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Given that there is no longer a Stark in Winterfell, the pact between the First Men and the Others has been broken, weakening the magic at The Wall (which was built not by Bran the Builder, but by TheOneTrueBrandonStark) and allowing the Others to invade Westeros with the massive army of Craster's sons.

Given that Jon Snow has died and risen again, his watch will have ended, permitting him to take the wildling army towards Winterfell to loose the Roose. The North will rally under Snow as the letter from Robb proclaiming him heir is produced by the Captain of the Myraham. Kings Stark and Baratheon unite to destroy the remaining Lannister hosts just in time to face down the invading army from Essos, led by Aegon Blackfyre, Daenerys Targaryen and Tyrion Lannister and comprised of the Iron Fleet, a massive Dothraki khalasar, the Golden Company, the Second Sons, and the Unsullied.

Before they can get jiggy, the Others break through with the help of Mance blowing the Horn of Winter (which he's had the whole time, other horns are red herrings) and all hell breaks out in a song of ice and fire. When the dust and snow settle, there is nothing remaining but Arya Stark sitting on the Iron Throne. "Valar Morghulis."


one can only hope
 
2014-08-14 02:50:47 AM  

Staffa Kar Therma: So Martin admitted he's dying?  Because we all know he won't live long enough to finish the series.


At this rate, nobody will live long enough to finish the series.
 
2014-08-14 02:58:17 AM  
Hodor. Hodor. Hodor.
 
Skr
2014-08-14 03:28:08 AM  
Martin will probably bring in Terry Goodkind to finish off  the series with a good ole fashion Demon Rape Orgy.
 
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