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2014-08-13 05:31:57 PM  
Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland!
 
2014-08-13 05:34:43 PM  
Den krieg nicht erwahnen!
 
2014-08-13 05:54:04 PM  
Eh. At least he wasn't singing "Deutschland über alles."
 
2014-08-13 06:11:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-13 06:12:00 PM  
Ich habe nur Befehle befolgt!
 
2014-08-13 06:33:50 PM  
I hope the kids are OK.
 
2014-08-13 06:53:29 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Eh. At least he wasn't singing "Deutschland über alles. Horst-Wessel-Lied"



Das Deutschclandlied predates the Nazis, and is about German unification (the famous lyric basically saying that a united Germany is what everyone should strive for). Horst-Wessel-Lied was the Nazis' anthem (and Germany's co-anthem during Hitler's reign).
 
2014-08-13 07:00:26 PM  
I mentioned the war once, but I think I got away with it.
 
2014-08-13 07:08:52 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: I hope the kids are OK.


No, the kids aren't alright.
 
2014-08-13 07:12:38 PM  

nmrsnr: Lionel Mandrake: I hope the kids are OK.

No, the kids aren't alright.


You know, I've never actually seen the official music video before. It's atrocious.

here's a lyrics only link, because no one should have to watch that video.
 
2014-08-13 07:32:38 PM  
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2014-08-13 07:41:53 PM  
When I read he went 'full German' I assumed it had something to do with poop and enormous sex toys.
 
2014-08-13 07:43:55 PM  
"At one point the teacher even stood behind the German teacher..."

Well that is a hell of a trick.
 
2014-08-13 07:50:09 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: I hope the kids are OK.


upload.wikimedia.org

They seem to be.
 
2014-08-13 08:24:34 PM  

BigBenny: "At one point the teacher even stood behind the German teacher..."

Well that is a hell of a trick.


I think, though the article is poorly worded, that a non-German teacher walked in to the class, stood behind the German teacher, and started pantomiming Nazi stuff, because Germans, right? Get it?
 
2014-08-13 08:48:37 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: When I read he went 'full German' I assumed it had something to do with poop and enormous sex toys.


I was thinking full bukkake.
 
2014-08-13 08:51:39 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: TuteTibiImperes: When I read he went 'full German' I assumed it had something to do with poop and enormous sex toys.

I was thinking full bukkake.


Well, that would be more of a "Full Axis."
 
2014-08-13 08:51:53 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: TuteTibiImperes: When I read he went 'full German' I assumed it had something to do with poop and enormous sex toys.

I was thinking full bukkake.


GGG?


/what?
 
2014-08-13 08:57:04 PM  
Fun fact : When non white Americans are not around , Germans often ask why " Americans hate Hitler so much ?"
 
2014-08-13 08:57:10 PM  
Did someone mention the war?
 
2014-08-13 08:57:55 PM  
Du gehst niemals voll Deutsch.
 
2014-08-13 09:01:00 PM  
Herr Dumbass succeeded in causing.....


*dons sunglasses*

......quite the Fuhrer.

/YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
 
2014-08-13 09:01:27 PM  
bier ist gut

pee porn with helga von weinerschlieder?

eip
 
2014-08-13 09:11:14 PM  
Please notice: This teacher wasn't a German teacher for the german language, but some Swede.

FTFA: This is not the first time a Swede has gotten in trouble for performing the gesture.

In Germany you can go to jail for that shiat, not only pay 8,000 kronor ...

/dumbasses live everywhere
 
2014-08-13 09:12:00 PM  
But I bet he has one Jewish friend that he's known for years.
 
2014-08-13 09:12:58 PM  
One ding, ve are now German...
Two dings, ve are still German....
 
2014-08-13 09:14:59 PM  
i.imgur.com

8000 kronor ... How much is that?!
 
2014-08-13 09:20:52 PM  
Australian, subby. Hitler was Australian. That's why he went for Pearl Harbor first, straight shot across open water. Didn't anybody teach you geography?
 
2014-08-13 09:28:01 PM  
If only he had referenced it as the Bellamay salute, he'd still have a job.
 
2014-08-13 09:28:34 PM  
Better than a black teacher going full 'black' in class, amIright?
 
2014-08-13 09:29:46 PM  
I assume Rush Limbaugh will support this guy, and blame the Kenyan loving Swedish liberals for goose stepping all over the teacher's freedoms...(as long as he is not in some teachers union).
 
2014-08-13 09:31:21 PM  
mein Hund hat keine Nase. wie kann er riechen? schrecklich.
 
2014-08-13 09:32:46 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I assume Rush Limbaugh will support this guy, and blame the Kenyan loving Swedish liberals for goose stepping all over the teacher's freedoms...(as long as he is not in some teachers union).


I was getting worried we might have a thread tonight without a Rush Limbaugh reference.
 
2014-08-13 09:37:12 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: When I read he went 'full German' I assumed it had something to do with poop and enormous sex toys.


I was thinking along those lines too... something taking a crap on your partner and then your partner eats your entire body over a period of a week or so, then he/she craps you out on his/her new partner later. That seems pretty German.
 
2014-08-13 09:38:07 PM  

SurelyShirley: Australian, subby. Hitler was Australian. That's why he went for Pearl Harbor first, straight shot across open water. Didn't anybody teach you geography?


I thought they speak English in Australia.
 
2014-08-13 09:39:10 PM  
Baron Harkonnen:

Better than a black teacher going full 'black' in class, amIright?


What does going "full black" mean?

Sounds like a dark chocolate advert.

Mmmm chocolate.
 
2014-08-13 09:40:07 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-13 09:46:12 PM  
A teacher in the municipality of Gislaved was fined 8,000 kronor ($1,165) for performing a "Heil Hitler" salute in front of students.
He explained the choice of gesture as "a bad joke ..."


I used the same excuse that day I whipped out my junk on the playground at elementary school.  Didn't work for me either.
 
2014-08-13 09:50:31 PM  
we need some more of that Hitler lovin' feelin'
 
2014-08-13 09:53:35 PM  

jsmilky: we need some more of that Hitler lovin' feelin'


You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah
 
2014-08-13 10:14:13 PM  
No no no. Our children must not learn anything that may offend someone. Please eliminate history classes too. They may teach the snowflakes that there are big meanies in the world. All we need are classes on accepting awards. And when they finish it, they get a trophy. Weeeeeee
 
2014-08-13 10:14:50 PM  
German language teacher goes full German in class

Made some beer?
Built a car?
Invaded France?

*checks link*

Really? That's it?
 
2014-08-13 10:17:23 PM  
If they play Axis and Allies board game in Europe is anyone allowed to play the Axis?
 
2014-08-13 10:24:14 PM  
rexcurry.net
 
2014-08-13 10:24:48 PM  
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now,
Come on baby, do the Adolf Hitler,
Goosesteppin' round the classroom with a tiny 'stache now,
Come on baby, do the Adolf Hitler,
You raise your right arm rigid and you say Jawohl,
A litlte bit of rhythm and a lot of soul,
So come on come on, do the Adolf Hitler with me.

/you've got to swing your hips now
 
2014-08-13 10:33:12 PM  
cdn3.whatculture.com

Amateur.
 
2014-08-13 10:36:27 PM  
Kyle had a doctor's note that day.
 
2014-08-13 10:36:33 PM  
Didn't anyone see that coming?
 
2014-08-13 10:44:43 PM  

UsikFark: SurelyShirley: Australian, subby. Hitler was Australian. That's why he went for Pearl Harbor first, straight shot across open water. Didn't anybody teach you geography?

I thought they speak English in Australia.


Nah mite. They spoik stray-yun mite. Best bladdy country in the world mite.
 
2014-08-13 10:47:52 PM  

abhorrent1: No no no. Our children must not learn anything that may offend someone. Please eliminate history classes too. They may teach the snowflakes that there are big meanies in the world. All we need are classes on accepting awards. And when they finish it, they get a trophy. Weeeeeee


Making a hitler salute is not teaching children about the evils of nazis. It is a sign of solidarity with nazis.
 
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