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2014-08-13 04:43:59 PM  
Well, that's one way to get rid of the ol' bag.
 
2014-08-13 05:20:35 PM  
And it was such a nice suitcase, too.
 
2014-08-13 05:28:56 PM  
Samsonite! I was way off!
 
2014-08-13 05:58:07 PM  
Have they found the gorilla?
 
2014-08-13 06:09:09 PM  
livingstatue.com


//shiat how old do you have to be to get this headline?
 
2014-08-13 06:47:12 PM  
If someone boarded a plane with this bag, would it be counted as carrion?
 
2014-08-13 06:51:47 PM  
WTF?  You can have somebody killed there for about $250 U.S.
 
2014-08-13 06:52:24 PM  
Goddamn gorillas. Can't trust any of them.
 
2014-08-13 06:52:53 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2014-08-13 06:53:49 PM  
Look at that trunk! You could get 4 or 5 bodies in a trunk that big.
 
2014-08-13 06:54:08 PM  
 
2014-08-13 06:58:07 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-08-13 06:59:33 PM  
Did you pack mom?
 
2014-08-13 07:00:00 PM  

kmt11: This article has pictures of the murderers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2723665/Illinois-teen-boyfri en d-arrested-Bali-mother-s-body-stuffed-suitcase-outside-5-star-hotel.ht ml


I was just commenting in a Robin Willis thread that if the media could get hold of the autopsy photos, they'd publish 'em. The "bloody suitcase" photos in this article don't surprise me at all. A little shocking, but not surprising.
 
2014-08-13 07:00:23 PM  

iheartscotch: Look at that trunk! You could get 4 or 5 bodies in a trunk that big.


In unrelated news, "chest freezer" is a complete misnomer.

/My doctor says I have the body of a much younger man, but the police can't prove a damn thing
 
2014-08-13 07:01:03 PM  
I read that story earlier and can't figure out what was going through their heads.  They gave the suitcase with the body to a taxi driver.  Why?  Did they want to make sure the crime was discovered as quickly as possible?  Then they fled a whole 6 miles and went to sleep.  And the best story they could come up with was "gang kidnapping".

If I'm ever murdered by a family member, I hope they'll at least do me the courtesy of being smart about it.
 
2014-08-13 07:01:09 PM  
I want to know whether the excess baggage fee is still cheaper than buying her a seat?
 
2014-08-13 07:01:44 PM  
That looks like an open and shut case.
 
2014-08-13 07:02:36 PM  
Relationships these days come with too much baggage.
 
2014-08-13 07:02:43 PM  

czetie: iheartscotch: Look at that trunk! You could get 4 or 5 bodies in a trunk that big.

In unrelated news, "chest freezer" is a complete misnomer.

/My doctor says I have the body of a much younger man, but the police can't prove a damn thing


My brother went to the doctor, the doctor said he's got the body of a 40 year old.

I've got a body of a 16 year old. Her name is "MURPHMPHMRRRM".
 
2014-08-13 07:03:58 PM  
Way to stiff the cab driver.
 
2014-08-13 07:04:18 PM  

iheartscotch: Look at that trunk! You could get 4 or 5 bodies in a trunk that big.


and a cello!
 
2014-08-13 07:05:01 PM  

kmt11: This article has pictures of the murderers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2723665/Illinois-teen-boyfri en d-arrested-Bali-mother-s-body-stuffed-suitcase-outside-5-star-hotel.ht ml


I rtfa and now I'm wondering what happened to the guy's 1st girlfriend.
 
2014-08-13 07:05:40 PM  

thy crotch: iheartscotch: Look at that trunk! You could get 4 or 5 bodies in a trunk that big.

and a cello!


Well, duh. There's always room for cello.
 
2014-08-13 07:06:31 PM  
"Sheila von Weise-Mack's remains found suitcase"

Impressive.
 
2014-08-13 07:07:18 PM  

jtown: ...If I'm ever murdered by a family member, I hope they'll at least do me the courtesy of being smart about it.


They could at least spring for some Louis Vuitton.
 
2014-08-13 07:07:39 PM  
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Relax, it's just a gag sticker

http://www.news.com.au/decorate-luggage-with-cheekycom-cocaine-and-d il dos-stickers/story-fn6yjmz6-1225896957303

Not sure of the point is here, since the gag would be lost on those TSA guys, who by definition have zero sense of humor.
 
2014-08-13 07:08:09 PM  
For some reason I conflated Bali with stromboli, and now I can't stop thinking about stromBali
 
2014-08-13 07:09:28 PM  

kmt11: This article has pictures of the murderers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2723665/Illinois-teen-boyfri en d-arrested-Bali-mother-s-body-stuffed-suitcase-outside-5-star-hotel.ht ml


Well now we have the backstory on how Crazy Eyes ended up in prison for Orange is the New Black.
 
2014-08-13 07:09:38 PM  
The thought of some spoiled rich girl who probably thought she was going to live a life of luxury off moms inheritance with her little boyfriend  spending the next 20-30 years in prison brings a smile to my face.
 
2014-08-13 07:10:01 PM  

BKITU: thy crotch: iheartscotch: Look at that trunk! You could get 4 or 5 bodies in a trunk that big.

and a cello!

Well, duh. There's always room for cello.


As long as there isn't any god damn fruit in the cello.
 
2014-08-13 07:10:12 PM  

Paris1127: If someone boarded a plane with this bag, would it be counted as carrion?


Here's something new; you actually made me shiat my keyboard.

Well played, sir.
 
2014-08-13 07:11:54 PM  

Paris1127: If someone boarded a plane with this bag, would it be counted as carrion?


Used to be a Farker named "Carrion Luggage" a while back. Named himself after an exploded travel bag he saw in an airport garbage can.
 
2014-08-13 07:12:30 PM  
Daughter must have been one, spoiled, self-absorbed biatch.

 'i refuse to let someone say what i can do, gettin (sic) money my attitude you know what it do #bali.'

 Beyond that, she's a piss poor poet.
 
2014-08-13 07:12:44 PM  

Paris1127: If someone boarded a plane with this bag, would it be counted as carrion?


5 posts in before the Fark Classic ' carrion' luggage remark.

You guys are slipping.
 
2014-08-13 07:12:46 PM  
Something like that would certainly liven up the day of a customs inspector.
 
2014-08-13 07:14:38 PM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2014-08-13 07:16:41 PM  

Prey4reign: Daughter must have been one, spoiled, self-absorbed biatch.

 'i refuse to let someone say what i can do, gettin (sic) money my attitude you know what it do #bali.'

 Beyond that, she's a piss poor poet.


Can I get whatever that is translated into English? I guess they don't speak English in What.


/ This girl looks like a biatch
 
2014-08-13 07:17:41 PM  

Promo Sapien: Paris1127: If someone boarded a plane with this bag, would it be counted as carrion?

Here's something new; you actually made me shiat my keyboard.

Well played, sir.


Be sure to check for missing keys, they're probably still in there.
 
2014-08-13 07:18:17 PM  

SuperTramp: jtown: ...If I'm ever murdered by a family member, I hope they'll at least do me the courtesy of being smart about it.

They could at least spring for some Louis Vuitton.


My family wouldn't even splurge on a hefty bag.
 
2014-08-13 07:21:41 PM  
After waiting for two hours, the driver was advised by the hotel staff to report the matter to the police. It is believed that the suitcase was leaking blood by this point.

Woah, that taxi driver is one seriously patient dude.
 
2014-08-13 07:32:49 PM  

UsikFark: Promo Sapien: Paris1127: If someone boarded a plane with this bag, would it be counted as carrion?

Here's something new; you actually made me shiat my keyboard.

Well played, sir.

Be sure to check for missing keys, they're probably still in there.


If he's lucky, he still has Ctrl...

/if this Farker's shiatting his keyboard, that means he currently has a maximum of 2 Alts
 
2014-08-13 07:33:19 PM  

Old enough to know better: The thought of some spoiled rich girl who probably thought she was going to live a life of luxury off moms inheritance with her little boyfriend  spending the next 20-30 years in prison brings a smile to my face.


Indonesia still has the death penalty for premeditated murder, even if they don't carry it out that frequently.  I suspect that one or both of these two geniuses might just spend the rest of their lives in prison there.
 
2014-08-13 07:40:47 PM  

Prey4reign: Daughter must have been one, spoiled, self-absorbed biatch.

 'i refuse to let someone say what i can do, gettin (sic) money my attitude you know what it do #bali.'

 Beyond that, she's a piss poor poet.


Funny how they never think about how doing the crime is going to have the opposite effect. Now she's gonna be told when to shower, when to eat, when to exercise, and when to sleep.
 
2014-08-13 07:41:16 PM  

cretinbob: [livingstatue.com image 309x450]


//shiat how old do you have to be to get this headline?


Mid-Forties, apparently.

/lawn.  off.
 
2014-08-13 07:59:47 PM  
If there was a 'said' drinking game for that article I'd have alcohol poisoning by now.. and I don't drink.

/said
 
2014-08-13 08:04:18 PM  
I always felt my mil was baggage from the time I started dating my wife, but not literally.
 
2014-08-13 08:17:30 PM  
Enjoy Indonesian justice!
 
2014-08-13 08:22:45 PM  

Old enough to know better: The thought of some spoiled rich girl who probably thought she was going to live a life of luxury off moms inheritance with her little boyfriend  spending the next 20-30 years in prison brings a smile to my face.


My retirement plan is to kill my parents for the inheritance, then throw myself on the mercy of the courts on the grounds that I'm an orphan.

Hey, it worked (?) for the Menedez brothers. And Bruce Wayne. Unless you're buying that story about the "random mugging gone wrong" that the World's Greatest Detective has never been able to solve?
 
2014-08-13 08:24:19 PM  

berylman: After waiting for two hours, the driver was advised by the hotel staff to report the matter to the police. It is believed that the suitcase was leaking blood by this point.

Woah, that taxi driver is one seriously patient dude.


Hey, if the meter's running...

BTW, can I just saw that this whole thread is a reminder of why I come to Fark?
 
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