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(SanDiego UnionTribune)   When life gives you lemons, shut down the highway   (utsandiego.com ) divider line
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2014-08-13 03:34:26 PM  
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
 
2014-08-13 03:37:10 PM  
Call for backup! All units bring sugar and water!
 
2014-08-13 03:45:18 PM  
Make combustable lemons.
 
2014-08-13 03:48:14 PM  

ManateeGag: Make combustable lemons.


SCIENCE!
 
2014-08-13 04:43:30 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash!"
 
2014-08-13 04:56:23 PM  
When life hands me lemons, I throw a lemon party.

It rarely makes me feel better, but whatever.
 
2014-08-13 05:21:34 PM  
"A 61-year-old driver in a 2005 Peterbilt told officers he was traveling at about 55 mph when he dropped his coffee cup and reached to the floor to retrieve it..."

That's what you get for drinking a beverage that's different from what you're hauling, butt-twang.  It's like drinking Coke while hauling a tralier of Pepsi.
 
2014-08-13 06:00:25 PM  
Came for Cave Johnson, leaving
 
2014-08-13 07:29:35 PM  

ManateeGag: Make combustable lemons.


You burn down Life's house.
 
2014-08-13 07:29:48 PM  
But life is a highway?

If life gives you lemons, find the guy life gave vodka.
 
2014-08-13 07:29:49 PM  
This fails the lemon test.
 
2014-08-13 07:31:34 PM  

Diogenes: When life hands me lemons, I throw a lemon party.

It rarely makes me feel better, but whatever.


It's the new Tea Party.

img99.imageshack.us
 
2014-08-13 07:38:17 PM  
Passed by it on the way to work
 
2014-08-13 07:40:36 PM  
I laughed more at that headline then I really should have.  It's a good headline.
 
2014-08-13 07:47:17 PM  
No, when life hands you lemons, break out the tequila.

/The Lt. Cheese Weasel Chronicles
 
2014-08-13 07:47:32 PM  
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2014-08-13 07:47:37 PM  

MattyBlast: "A 61-year-old driver in a 2005 Peterbilt told officers he was traveling at about 55 mph when he dropped his coffee cup and reached to the floor to retrieve it..."

That's what you get for drinking a beverage that's different from what you're hauling, butt-twang.  It's like drinking Coke while hauling a tralier of Pepsi.


[Link]
 
2014-08-13 07:47:55 PM  
Lemon tree very pretty
And the lemon flower is keen
But the fruit of the poor lemon
Will shut down the I-15

/peel, pith and mary
 
2014-08-13 07:51:19 PM  
When life gives you lemons, give life a paper cut, squeeze the lemon juice in it and pour some salt on it.
 
2014-08-13 07:56:44 PM  
dilbert.com
 
2014-08-13 07:57:38 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Diogenes: When life hands me lemons, I throw a lemon party.

It rarely makes me feel better, but whatever.

It's the new Tea Party.

[img99.imageshack.us image 155x215]


Ha ! More like the Democrats version of the Tea Party .
 
2014-08-13 08:01:02 PM  
 
2014-08-13 08:04:11 PM  
dilbert.com
 
2014-08-13 08:07:32 PM  

RottenEggs: The Irresponsible Captain: Diogenes: When life hands me lemons, I throw a lemon party.

It rarely makes me feel better, but whatever.

It's the new Tea Party.

[img99.imageshack.us image 155x215]

Ha ! More like the Democrats version of the Tea Party .


They do look pretty happy to me.
 
2014-08-13 09:16:48 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: No, when life hands you lemons, break out the tequila.

/The Lt. Cheese Weasel Chronicles


I always thought when life gives you lemons, you sit in a dark theater and mock really bad movies along with wisecracking robot sidekicks.
 
2014-08-13 09:29:08 PM  
Something, something, Cave Johnson.
 
2014-08-13 09:49:43 PM  

RottenEggs: The Irresponsible Captain: Diogenes: When life hands me lemons, I throw a lemon party.

It rarely makes me feel better, but whatever.

It's the new Tea Party.

[img99.imageshack.us image 155x215]

Ha ! More like the Democrats version of the Tea Party .


No young boys?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-13 09:54:47 PM  

Rev.K: [upload.wikimedia.org image 256x379]

"Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash!"


We're done here.
 
2014-08-13 10:37:16 PM  
Well I see a Portal reference has already been made, but it's not the one I had in mind for once so I'm going with it anyway.

www.joeydevilla.com
 
2014-08-14 12:19:09 AM  
Damn you people.  You're gonna make me reinstall Portal 2 if you keep this up.
 
2014-08-14 12:36:04 AM  

ciberido: Damn you people.  You're gonna make me reinstall Portal 2 if you keep this up.


Heard about Aperture Tag?
 
2014-08-14 02:22:19 AM  

Diogenes: When life hands me lemons, I throw a lemon party.

It rarely makes me feel better, but whatever.


Did you have Old Dick? It wouldn't be a Lemon party without Old Dick.
 
2014-08-14 05:05:35 AM  

Mentalpatient87: ciberido: Damn you people.  You're gonna make me reinstall Portal 2 if you keep this up.

Heard about Aperture Tag?


No.  It sounds interesting.  Thanks!
 
2014-08-14 10:36:07 AM  
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons!
 
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