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(My Fox NY)   "Hello? This is the mayor. I need all of the steak delivered to city hall. ALL OF IT. This is an emergency. And may God have mercy on our souls if this should fail"   (myfoxny.com ) divider line
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2014-08-13 01:00:57 PM  
MOTHER OF DOG! O_O
 
2014-08-13 01:26:49 PM  
This pleases me.
 
2014-08-13 02:09:59 PM  
Wasn't there a guy in Florida a while back who was running an online campaign for his dog?  IIRC, the dog was bribed out of running with a hamburger.
 
2014-08-13 02:19:02 PM  
Dog elected mayor in Minnesota, has no idea what he's doing.
 
2014-08-13 03:03:32 PM  
That's an adorable mayor.
 
2014-08-13 03:04:21 PM  
I have a possible joke with the "biatch" angle which I could develop with the proper funding.
 
2014-08-13 03:06:12 PM  
I keep trying to post a comment and I get the "Five-Oh-Oh" message. Trying again to see if I am on time out for some reason and don't know why.
 
2014-08-13 03:06:24 PM  

mrshowrules: I have a possible joke with the "biatch" angle which I could develop with the proper funding.


biatch set me up?
 
2014-08-13 03:09:51 PM  
"And while you're at it, can someone help get the lid off my pickle jar?"
 
2014-08-13 03:11:24 PM  

bgddy24601: I keep trying to post a comment and I get the "Five-Oh-Oh" message. Trying again to see if I am on time out for some reason and don't know why.


I'm having the same problem.

// maybe Fark doesn't like the SFW pic of Lea Thompson's ass I'm trying to post?
 
2014-08-13 03:12:22 PM  
hellothisisdog.jpg
 
2014-08-13 03:14:31 PM  

Dr Dreidel: bgddy24601: I keep trying to post a comment and I get the "Five-Oh-Oh" message. Trying again to see if I am on time out for some reason and don't know why.

I'm having the same problem.

// maybe Fark doesn't like the SFW pic of Lea Thompson's ass I'm trying to post?


I was going for the obligatory Ron Swanson / Nick Offerman pics but yeah, same deal.

At least I know I have company in Fark posting purgatory.
 
2014-08-13 03:15:52 PM  
Drat. I thought this was a Rob Ford thread. I had a funny picture of Rob Ford and everything.
 
2014-08-13 03:16:04 PM  
Much steak.  So politics.  Wow.
 
2014-08-13 03:16:32 PM  
If we elected Presidents that could lick their own junk, we could have been spared the last impeachment.
 
2014-08-13 03:18:27 PM  
Who's a good mayor? YOU'RE a good mayor! Yes you are! A-whoozie-whoozie-whoozie-woo!
 
2014-08-13 03:18:29 PM  
"Someone want to clean up the mayor's opinion piece?"
 
2014-08-13 03:20:25 PM  

brantgoose: Drat. I thought this was a Rob Ford thread. I had a funny picture of Rob Ford and everything.


Headline says steak, not Steak Queen.
 
2014-08-13 03:21:56 PM  
For a state that ranks pretty high on education, Minnesota elects more than their fair share of strange politicians.

/from Minni
 
2014-08-13 03:23:52 PM  
Mayor Sucks!

/Don't look at me like that.
//Somebody was gonna make that joke eventually.
 
2014-08-13 03:26:23 PM  
Hello. This is Mayor.
 
2014-08-13 03:26:47 PM  
I'm surprised a town of 12 people has a pet store.  Or any store.  Or can be considered a town at all.  How are they not part of whatever real town they're next to/surrounded by?
 
2014-08-13 03:27:06 PM  

bgddy24601: Dr Dreidel: bgddy24601: I keep trying to post a comment and I get the "Five-Oh-Oh" message. Trying again to see if I am on time out for some reason and don't know why.

I'm having the same problem.

// maybe Fark doesn't like the SFW pic of Lea Thompson's ass I'm trying to post?

I was going for the obligatory Ron Swanson / Nick Offerman pics but yeah, same deal.

At least I know I have company in Fark posting purgatory.


Looks like I simply can't post pics. If I got hammer'd, there'd be some sort of notice, yes? An e-mail, a note in MyFark?

// or is this an extension of the Unsafe Reload bug?
 
2014-08-13 03:34:38 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Hello. This is Mayor.


Bring me the head of Michael Vick!
 
2014-08-13 03:49:27 PM  
Don't blame me, I voted for cat.
 
2014-08-13 04:06:47 PM  
What? No pics? Did some horrible person decide this thread shouldn't be filled with "hello this is dog" and doge pics? For fark's sake, WHY?!
 
2014-08-13 04:16:17 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Don't blame me, I voted for cat.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-13 04:18:13 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-13 04:29:46 PM  
More rational than Michele Bachmann
 
2014-08-13 04:35:10 PM  
Great.  Another politician who's going to go around sticking his nose where government doesn't belong.
 
2014-08-13 04:35:35 PM  
blogs.federaltimes.com
 
2014-08-13 04:40:56 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Dog elected mayor in Minnesota, has no idea what he's doing.




i865.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-13 04:57:59 PM  
Sheriff Ballsniffer unavailable for comment.
 
2014-08-13 05:20:08 PM  
MurphyMurphy:

blowmy900.info

Hello. This is Mayor.

/Better with pic.
 
2014-08-13 06:53:20 PM  
Approves:

whatculture.com
 
2014-08-13 08:30:11 PM  
Duke went from Chief of Police to Mayor.

Political office is a goddam revolving door in that town.
 
2014-08-13 08:33:19 PM  

Dr Dreidel: bgddy24601: Dr Dreidel: bgddy24601: I keep trying to post a comment and I get the "Five-Oh-Oh" message. Trying again to see if I am on time out for some reason and don't know why.

I'm having the same problem.

// maybe Fark doesn't like the SFW pic of Lea Thompson's ass I'm trying to post?

I was going for the obligatory Ron Swanson / Nick Offerman pics but yeah, same deal.

At least I know I have company in Fark posting purgatory.

Looks like I simply can't post pics. If I got hammer'd, there'd be some sort of notice, yes? An e-mail, a note in MyFark?

// or is this an extension of the Unsafe Reload bug?


512K day?
 
2014-08-13 08:42:15 PM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-08-13 09:24:42 PM  
Came here for the Ron Swanson.  Was not disappointed.
 
2014-08-14 02:47:54 AM  
Fluffy says she was born in a basket under the stairs, but where's the birth certificate? DUKE was born and raised on an AMERICAN FARM and has the papers to prove it!
 
2014-08-14 01:06:18 PM  
The problem with electing a dog mayor is that it is for a minimum 28 year term.
 
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