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(Reuters)   Brazilian presidential candidate waxed in plane crash   (reuters.com) divider line 50
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2014-08-13 12:32:37 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-13 01:30:19 PM
You sick bastard.  I like you
 
GBB
2014-08-13 01:30:35 PM
Don't give Republicans ideas!
 
2014-08-13 01:31:05 PM
+1
 
2014-08-13 01:31:29 PM

GBB: Don't give Republicans ideas!


THIS

What I came to say,  but I was going to go with Tea Party.
 
2014-08-13 01:31:31 PM
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-13 01:32:34 PM
R.I.P. HENRY WAXMAN

theresilientearth.com
 
2014-08-13 01:33:10 PM
Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?
 
2014-08-13 01:33:29 PM
Smooth as eggs?
 
2014-08-13 01:34:17 PM
Of course there are gonna be more plane crashes in Brazil nowadays.

There are less landing strips than ever.

*blink*
 
2014-08-13 01:34:17 PM
They should have gone for the landing strip.
 
2014-08-13 01:35:02 PM
But who is brave enough to wax the Brazilian president?
static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-08-13 01:35:23 PM

Cupajo: They should have gone for the landing strip.


Woo Hoo the illusive simul-post!

*internet fist bump*
 
2014-08-13 01:35:30 PM
That's a lot of 'em
 
2014-08-13 01:35:30 PM

quatchi: Of course there are gonna be more plane crashes in Brazil nowadays.

There are less landing strips than ever.

*blink*


I see what you did there
 
2014-08-13 01:36:11 PM

quatchi: Of course there are gonna be more plane crashes in Brazil nowadays.

There are less landing strips than ever.

*blink*


I thought there were more. I bet there are Brazilians.
 
2014-08-13 01:36:22 PM
wow, that's a lot of candidates to die in 1 crash
 
2014-08-13 01:36:22 PM

TheMysticS: Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?


I'm sorry, there are only middle seats on this flight.
 
2014-08-13 01:38:21 PM
Was his name Harry?
 
2014-08-13 01:42:18 PM
KELLY CLARKSON!!
 
2014-08-13 01:42:58 PM
He was going to lose in a landslide.
 
2014-08-13 01:43:47 PM
This is not an acceptable candidate for the third celebrity death. Try again, universe
 
2014-08-13 01:45:33 PM

whatisaidwas: TheMysticS: Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?

I'm sorry, there are only middle seats on this flight.


Hahaha NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/ sounds more accurate but metaphysically amazing too. Now that's what you call eternal punishment!
 
2014-08-13 01:46:21 PM

GRCooper: This is not an acceptable candidate for the third celebrity death. Try again, universe


Come on Bieber!  Don't let us down you crazy kid
 
2014-08-13 01:47:13 PM

uncleacid: He was going to lose in a landslide.


like that swiss train
 
2014-08-13 01:47:56 PM

whatisaidwas: TheMysticS: Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?

I'm sorry, there are only middle seats on this flight.


Also, that's your new farkie
 
2014-08-13 01:48:28 PM

Smeggy Smurf: GRCooper: This is not an acceptable candidate for the third celebrity death. Try again, universe

Come on Bieber!  Don't let us down you crazy kid


About a Kardasian.  Bonus if its Kim.
 
2014-08-13 01:48:46 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-13 01:54:17 PM

GRCooper: This is not an acceptable candidate for the third celebrity death. Try again, universe


I thought it was some dude from Game of Thrones.

It's sure as hell not going to be Abe Vigoda.
 
2014-08-13 01:57:29 PM
Let's see.

Was he against Big Oil?

Was he against Big Pharma?

Was he against Big Burger?

Who greased him?
 
2014-08-13 02:07:12 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Let's see.

Was he against Big Oil?

Was he against Big Pharma?

Was he against Big Burger?

Who greased him?


Big Disposable Razor.
 
2014-08-13 02:12:37 PM
Looks like he will be suspending his campaign...
 
2014-08-13 02:12:40 PM
Is he number 3 in our celebrity trifecta?  Because if so, I am disappointed.
 
2014-08-13 02:14:47 PM

GalFriday: Is he number 3 in our celebrity trifecta?  Because if so, I am disappointed.


7 Brazilians count as 1 American celebrity. You know, like a Carrot Top or a Jimmy Kimmel.
 
2014-08-13 02:15:36 PM
I bet it was Bill Clinton.
 
2014-08-13 02:16:59 PM

GalFriday: Is he number 3 in our celebrity trifecta?  Because if so, I am disappointed.


Better not be. I really don't think so because politicians aren't celebrities, unless they were a celebrity that went into politics.
 
2014-08-13 02:27:10 PM

Buttknuckle: Smeggy Smurf: GRCooper: This is not an acceptable candidate for the third celebrity death. Try again, universe

Come on Bieber!  Don't let us down you crazy kid

About a Kardasian.  Bonus if its Kim.


All the Kardasians as they run a train on Beiber while it's all being live streamed online for posterity
 
2014-08-13 02:44:16 PM
with all those candidates... the presidential debates must take farking forever... and the ballots must be huge.
 
2014-08-13 02:51:19 PM

kbronsito: with all those candidates... the presidential debates must take farking forever... and the ballots must be huge.


And yet WE'RE to blame for Amazonian deforestation ...
 
2014-08-13 02:55:52 PM

Buttknuckle: Smeggy Smurf: GRCooper: This is not an acceptable candidate for the third celebrity death. Try again, universe

Come on Bieber!  Don't let us down you crazy kid

About a Kardasian.  Bonus if its Kim.


Are you saying Kim counts as two?
/she's big, I think you've implied
 
2014-08-13 04:09:31 PM

quatchi: Of course there are gonna be more plane crashes in Brazil nowadays.

There are less landing strips than ever.

*blink*


I heard it was pretty hairy when they were going down. It was a close shave for the survivors.
 
2014-08-13 04:15:09 PM

TheMysticS: whatisaidwas: TheMysticS: Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?

I'm sorry, there are only middle seats on this flight.

Also, that's your new farkie


I'm hurt. I've been using that line for months

*<:'o(      <---"the clown who cries"
 
2014-08-13 04:23:58 PM

czetie: TheMysticS: whatisaidwas: TheMysticS: Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?

I'm sorry, there are only middle seats on this flight.

Also, that's your new farkie

I'm hurt. I've been using that line for months

*<:'o(      <---"the clown who cries"


Oh, dear. Now I've gone and done it.

Ok, I will farkie you with the same quote plus FIRST!

I don't care too much for clowns. Yet your story has touched me.

/ someplace I didn't ask for, either
 
2014-08-13 04:43:05 PM

TheMysticS: czetie: TheMysticS: whatisaidwas: TheMysticS: Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?

I'm sorry, there are only middle seats on this flight.

Also, that's your new farkie

I'm hurt. I've been using that line for months

*<:'o(      <---"the clown who cries"

Oh, dear. Now I've gone and done it.

Ok, I will farkie you with the same quote plus FIRST!

I don't care too much for clowns. Yet your story has touched me.

/ someplace I didn't ask for, either


UFIA?
 
2014-08-13 05:03:09 PM

store.mothers.com
RIP Brazilian Wax

 
2014-08-13 05:44:22 PM

czetie: quatchi: Of course there are gonna be more plane crashes in Brazil nowadays.

There are less landing strips than ever.

*blink*

I heard it was pretty hairy when they were going down. It was a close shave for the survivors.


Ha! You are even more shameless than me. I like that.
 
2014-08-13 06:58:04 PM

Slam1263: TheMysticS: czetie: TheMysticS: whatisaidwas: TheMysticS: Well, thanks subby. Now I get the express ticket!

/ if they board us like Southwest, I'll save you a seat. Aisle?

I'm sorry, there are only middle seats on this flight.

Also, that's your new farkie

I'm hurt. I've been using that line for months

*<:'o(      <---"the clown who cries"

Oh, dear. Now I've gone and done it.

Ok, I will farkie you with the same quote plus FIRST!

I don't care too much for clowns. Yet your story has touched me.

/ someplace I didn't ask for, either

UFIA?


According to Fark, I think I'm supposed to say yes.

I've only had TF for 4 seperate months in the past, but I think I caught on to some of the more important points of being a Total Farker.

TMLO and his awesomeness of videosity skills...
Kwame is.. well, Kwame.
Beer.
Boobies.
Don't anger the Drew, lest he pull down a whole tab.
Beer.
Boobies.
Other intoxicants.
Depression.
Multiple Levels of geekness.
Beer.
Foobies.
TITS OR GTFO.
Stuff like that.


/I hope to have a beer with all y'all that would, someday.
 
2014-08-13 08:26:58 PM

quatchi: czetie: quatchi: Of course there are gonna be more plane crashes in Brazil nowadays.

There are less landing strips than ever.

*blink*

I heard it was pretty hairy when they were going down. It was a close shave for the survivors.

Ha! You are even more shameless than me. I like that.


I have no filters. None at all. If it's in my head, it'shiatting the keyboard. I'm grateful for Fark for saving me from saying this shiat out loud IRL.
 
2014-08-13 08:39:02 PM
czetie: If it's in my head, it'shiatting the keyboard.


In Filter Veritas
 
2014-08-13 10:04:27 PM

GRCooper: czetie: If it's in my head, it'shiatting the keyboard.


In Filter Veritas


Damn, filter-pwned. Totally.
 
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