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(WCTI 12 New Bern)   When you're pulling a safe full of drugs stolen from a pharmacy behind your car with a rope, it's best not to pass the police car when it slows down   (wcti12.com) divider line 17
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2014-08-13 10:18:11 PM  
www.lifewithouttoast.com
 
2014-08-13 11:49:07 PM  
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
 
2014-08-13 11:53:31 PM  
I didn't think you could really drag a safe. I thought that was just a movie thing.
 
2014-08-14 12:01:14 AM  
It was only 100 lbs. Maybe drag it out of there but get it in the car as soon as possible. Maybe he thought it was heavier.
 
2014-08-14 12:03:27 AM  
Don't you tell me what to do, subby.

*peels out*
*loses bumper*
 
2014-08-14 12:04:45 AM  

morg: It was only 100 lbs. Maybe drag it out of there but get it in the car as soon as possible. Maybe he thought it was heavier.


He was probably planning to drag it until it broke open.

/didn't say it was a  good plan.
 
2014-08-14 12:12:48 AM  

morg: It was only 100 lbs. Maybe drag it out of there but get it in the car as soon as possible. Maybe he thought it was heavier.


If only he had one of those, you know, um, I can't seem to come up with it.  Oh, that's right -- an accomplice.  He might have gotten away cleanly.  Of course, when the police review the videos showing the crime as it took place.  What's the odds they'd identify him quickly because of his distinctive bulk?
 
2014-08-14 12:40:50 AM  

Prey4reign: morg: It was only 100 lbs. Maybe drag it out of there but get it in the car as soon as possible. Maybe he thought it was heavier.

If only he had one of those, you know, um, I can't seem to come up with it.  Oh, that's right -- an accomplice.  He might have gotten away cleanly.  Of course, when the police review the videos showing the crime as it took place.  What's the odds they'd identify him quickly because of his distinctive bulk?


And his confused look?
 
2014-08-14 12:49:06 AM  
A hundred pound safe in a pharmacy, not even bolted to something solid? I wonder if this was a decoy and there's a big, heavy safe hidden somewhere.
 
2014-08-14 01:01:23 AM  
I love stupid criminals. It always gives me a good laugh. Now, I will sleep well.
 
2014-08-14 02:52:56 AM  

NakedApe: A hundred pound safe in a pharmacy, not even bolted to something solid? I wonder if this was a decoy and there's a big, heavy safe hidden somewhere.


Shhhh!  I've got a bait safe, too.  It's about 75 pounds and has some stuff in it that'll clunk around, hopefully sounding expensive.  It's right out in the open so a thief can't miss it.  The idea is that it's light enough for one person to lug out to the car but heavy enough that they'll decide it's not worth the effort of going back to look for more stuff.
 
2014-08-14 04:38:34 AM  
- At what point did he think this was a good idea?
- I wonder what his family and friends think of him?
- I wonder how many years he will get out of all this?
- As someone had stated earlier, maybe the safe he nabbed was a decoy safe. That does make sense when you think about it.
- I'm guessing he will be the laughing stock of the town considering Swansboro is a small fishing town as it is. Oh and this kid is going places!
 
2014-08-14 07:35:09 AM  
guess he didn't....get home safe
 
2014-08-14 08:13:29 AM  
Mullins is charged with felony breaking and entering, larceny, possession of stolen goods, two felony counts of trafficking opium or heroin, one count of safe cracking and misdemeanor DWI

Unless it was breeched during the drag, I don't see any safe cracking.
 
2014-08-14 08:31:07 AM  

jtown: NakedApe: A hundred pound safe in a pharmacy, not even bolted to something solid? I wonder if this was a decoy and there's a big, heavy safe hidden somewhere.

Shhhh!  I've got a bait safe, too.  It's about 75 pounds and has some stuff in it that'll clunk around, hopefully sounding expensive.  It's right out in the open so a thief can't miss it.  The idea is that it's light enough for one person to lug out to the car but heavy enough that they'll decide it's not worth the effort of going back to look for more stuff.


Wow, that's actually a great idea, thanks!
 
2014-08-14 12:22:35 PM  

jtown: NakedApe: A hundred pound safe in a pharmacy, not even bolted to something solid? I wonder if this was a decoy and there's a big, heavy safe hidden somewhere.

Shhhh!  I've got a bait safe, too.  It's about 75 pounds and has some stuff in it that'll clunk around, hopefully sounding expensive.  It's right out in the open so a thief can't miss it.  The idea is that it's light enough for one person to lug out to the car but heavy enough that they'll decide it's not worth the effort of going back to look for more stuff.


Don't forget to put a tracer in it and give the perp a week to return it.
 
2014-08-14 01:21:53 PM  
Was it Mr. Nussbaum?

thumbs.anyclip.com

/I bet it was Mr. Nussbaum
 
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