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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Police warn you probably shouldn't smoke it. "They're out of it. They're just totally out of it. They just like walk around looking into space and looking behind them. Their eyes look different. They don't look like us. They look weird"   (wmur.com) divider line 21
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2014-08-13 09:45:52 AM  
6 votes:
The last time I smoked this stuff things got weird. I passed out, and when I woke up, some crusty desert hobos were worshipping me and made a bible out of my insane ramblings.

Then I went blind and threw a knife a some dude's head using baby vision.

Like I said, weird.
2014-08-13 09:33:47 AM  
6 votes:
Spice?  That sh*t f*cks you up big time.

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2014-08-13 09:30:25 AM  
6 votes:

nekom: Random grass clippings sprayed with ???? from China. Yeah, I'll pass.


Seeing as it's China, I'm going to assume it's melamine.

\The only Chinese product which is melamine free is melamine.
\\The melamine contains lead.
\\\Ironically, the lead contains cobalt
\\\\The cobalt is lie. It's actually painted melamine.
2014-08-13 11:07:43 AM  
5 votes:
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2014-08-13 10:23:20 AM  
4 votes:
hmm... a bunch of cops saying "Their eyes look different. They don't look like us"... what image could this possibly bring to mind?
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2014-08-13 09:46:55 AM  
3 votes:
I had to fire a guy for smoking spice while operating a forklift -- NOT operating a forklift after smoking it, but smoking it right there in the cab while moving large objects in the vicinity of other workers.

"It's legal! You can't fire me!"

/csb
2014-08-13 12:40:08 PM  
2 votes:

PreMortem: Police said the product is a mixture of herbs and spices that's sprayed with a synthetic compound similar to THC, the active ingredient in marijuana.

Similar, as in the substance looks like marijuana. The effects are nothing like THC. But then again, it's cop drug knowledge.


Herbs and spices, I wonder if they would taste good on chicken. Kolorado Fried Chicken.

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2014-08-13 10:17:40 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-08-13 09:30:32 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: K-2 One in four who try it, die.

Why do you  think they call it شاہ گوری , anyway/


This IS PURE SNOW!


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/reaching
2014-08-13 09:15:56 AM  
2 votes:
Let the spice flow, or however that goes.
2014-08-13 10:40:22 AM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: sporkme: I had to fire a guy for smoking spice while operating a forklift -- NOT operating a forklift after smoking it, but smoking it right there in the cab while moving large objects in the vicinity of other workers.

"It's legal! You can't fire me!"

/csb

So, uh, did it affect his job performance?


Yeah, it got him fired.
2014-08-13 10:23:48 AM  
1 votes:
If only there was a natural and safe alternative.  If only.
2014-08-13 10:23:04 AM  
1 votes:

Barbecue Bob: If pot were legal, this wouldn't be a concern.

It's legal where I live, but the rest of you voters better get busy if you want to save the youth from the other evil herbs out there.


Heck, the DEA should be HANDING plants out to people just to keep the transportation out of the hands of the Zetas.
2014-08-13 09:53:09 AM  
1 votes:
The thing for me about this stuff is: Made in China.  Those people don't give a damn. Dog food that kills your dog? No problem. Milk that kills babies? They sold that too, till they finally got caught and executed.  Most recently, rotting meat for McDonalds? No problemo. Ship it, Danno.

Now,  here you have a product that is clearly labeled  Not For Human Consumption  (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)making the producer and the shop who sells the stuff lawsuit-proof.  One day the manufacturer is just a little short of one chemicals to finish the batch needed for shipment the next day. Is the manufacturer going to, A - tell the buyer he  couldn't finish the run. B- Rummage around the shed for any old stuff that is around. C- Double-check the labeling to make sure that's labeled Not For Human Consumption,and dump that drum of industrial cleaner in the mix.

But hey, it's your choice. Do you feel lucky today?
2014-08-13 09:50:54 AM  
1 votes:
If pot were legal, this wouldn't be a concern.

It's legal where I live, but the rest of you voters better get busy if you want to save the youth from the other evil herbs out there.
2014-08-13 09:37:18 AM  
1 votes:

blatz514: [hehpic.com image 500x333]


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2014-08-13 09:36:25 AM  
1 votes:
New Hampshire is incredibly f*cking boring. I can understand them smoking something that might kill you, but might get you silly.
2014-08-13 09:34:30 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-08-13 09:26:29 AM  
1 votes:
Spices?

Were their eyes glowing blue?
2014-08-13 09:24:04 AM  
1 votes:
K-2 One in four who try it, die.

Why do you  think they call it شاہ گوری , anyway/
2014-08-13 08:50:19 AM  
1 votes:
If you smoke potpourri sprayed with a chemical substance that may or may not be a synthetic version of THC to catch a buzz and you die, that's just Mother Nature culling the herd.
 
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