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(The Tennessean)   Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend...with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so)   (tennessean.com ) divider line 44
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2014-08-13 03:48:47 PM  
Say what you want, that's some impressive arm strength.
 
2014-08-13 04:29:42 PM  

EvilEgg: Say what you want, that's some impressive arm strength.


Unless he threw it like a hammer-toss, then it's just a matter of building up enough momentum.
 
2014-08-13 04:29:44 PM  
In his defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.
 
2014-08-13 04:29:48 PM  
carnewscafe.com
 
2014-08-13 04:31:40 PM  

EvilEgg: Say what you want, that's some impressive arm strength.


Not impressed:
www.summerinfant.com
 
2014-08-13 04:33:14 PM  
Wait, are they talking about John C. Woodley, the real estate agent?

I would've never guessed he'd be capable of this....
 
2014-08-13 04:33:16 PM  
This might make a good marketing bit for the babyseat maker.
 
2014-08-13 04:34:06 PM  

probesport: [carnewscafe.com image 500x332]


1 2 3 4 5.  See Crystal, this tire will fit on daddy's car.
 
2014-08-13 04:38:09 PM  
Flying babies are fun.

37.media.tumblr.com

Flying with one, not so much.
 
2014-08-13 04:38:19 PM  

LeroyBourne: probesport: [carnewscafe.com image 500x332]

1 2 3 4 5.  See Crystal, Trinity this tire will fit on daddy's car.

 
2014-08-13 04:39:05 PM  
Inside the car seat, or the girlfriend?
 
2014-08-13 04:41:39 PM  
Bounce House?
 
2014-08-13 04:41:47 PM  
It's not gonna take 18 years.
 
2014-08-13 04:42:10 PM  
img.rp.vhd.me
Gonna have to write you up for that one shiatbird.
 
2014-08-13 04:47:59 PM  
EDITOR'S NOTE: The John Woodley Jr. mentioned in this report should not be confused with John C. Woodley, no relation, a real estate agent with First National Realty. for the love of god, please don't sue us, we're just reporting facts, John. Please.
 
2014-08-13 04:48:26 PM  
If someone tosses a baby at you, try to catch it, cause hey, free baby!Just dont spike it to celebrate.
 
2014-08-13 04:49:01 PM  
What will Fark be like in 18 years?
 
2014-08-13 04:49:11 PM  
content8.flixster.com
pinkbunnyears.com
image.tmdb.org
 
2014-08-13 04:56:27 PM  
What a half-mullet he has in his mug shot
 
2014-08-13 04:57:40 PM  
FULL CUSTODY YOUR FACE, SHAYLEENE!
 
2014-08-13 04:57:56 PM  

Slaxl: What will Fark be like in 18 years?


Most Farkers will be posting from the basement of their mom's trailers.
 
2014-08-13 04:59:36 PM  

Point02GPA: Slaxl: What will Fark be like in 18 years?

Most Farkers will be posting from the basement of their mom's trailers.


So... the same?
 
2014-08-13 05:01:21 PM  
How is babby seat?
 
2014-08-13 05:02:54 PM  

Slaxl: Point02GPA: Slaxl: What will Fark be like in 18 years?

Most Farkers will be posting from the basement of their mom's trailers.

So... the same?


Sorry for not responding sooner, I had to go upstairs to let mom's cat out. Now, where were we?
 
2014-08-13 05:16:49 PM  
Trailer basements? Double talls?

I've seen plenty of roofs put on by the newly well-to-do, but no basements, unless you count jacking it up and building a cinderblock first floor.
 
2014-08-13 05:20:49 PM  

jtown: It's not gonna take 18 years.

 
2014-08-13 05:31:13 PM  
She said he responded by telling her to take the baby and allegedly slung the car seat - with the baby still inside - at her.

Yeah, my ex said a lot of shiat too. Like by simply touching her arm (accidentally as she passed me, mind you) I "threw her across the room by her arm". It was all bullshiat.
 
2014-08-13 05:34:33 PM  

vudukungfu: EDITOR'S NOTE: The John Woodley Jr. mentioned in this report should not be confused with John C. Woodley, no relation, a real estate agent with First National Realty. for the love of god, please don't sue us, we're just reporting facts, John. Please.


Ya know, I was going to be doing a lot of business with John Woodley in whatever area he sells real estate but now I'm taking my business elsewhere.  I can't be associated with someone who shares a name with a baby slinger.
 
2014-08-13 05:42:07 PM  
I knew this guy was off when he kicked an old stray dog in the neck while he was showing me a house down off Hadley Drive. Ridiculous dog kicking,baby throwing, real estate tough guy. You'll get yours one day, John Woodley, mark my word.
 
2014-08-13 05:42:28 PM  
Baby on broad.
 
2014-08-13 05:55:04 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: LeroyBourne: probesport: [carnewscafe.com image 500x332]

1 2 3 4 5.  See Crystal, Trinity this tire will fit on daddy's car.


Dammit, I just went with the quint essential trailer park girl's name.
 
2014-08-13 06:02:10 PM  
I really wish more of these people were Pro-Choice.

/and by that I mean they choose not to have the kid
 
2014-08-13 06:10:01 PM  
cdn.someecards.com
 
2014-08-13 06:10:46 PM  
The kid wont be singing The Cats in the Cradle in 18 years?
 
2014-08-13 06:16:49 PM  

Slaxl: What will Fark be like in 18 years?


All boobies threads
 
2014-08-13 06:22:35 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: Slaxl: What will Fark be like in 18 years?

All boobies threads


More like -18 years. I remember the good old days when there were Booby links constantly and you could comment on them!

Anyway, back to the story. I don't think this guy is going to be awarded the coveted #1 dad coffee mug.
 
2014-08-13 06:31:19 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: [img.rp.vhd.me image 512x384]
Gonna have to write you up for that one shiatbird.


www.troll.me
 
2014-08-13 06:51:04 PM  
They need to do way instain fathers who throw their babby.
 
2014-08-13 06:52:30 PM  

redrumten: Keyser_Soze_Death: [img.rp.vhd.me image 512x384]
Gonna have to write you up for that one shiatbird.

[www.troll.me image 553x370]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-13 07:02:52 PM  

Nick Nostril: They need to do way instain fathers who throw their babby.


wut?
 
2014-08-13 08:18:17 PM  
Oh man, TSB(terrible story bro) time.

Several years back we were headed to Copper Mtn.(between Frisco and Copper) and a woman in front of us lost control and rolled into the ditch. As her car was rolling(I can still see it) the car seat gets ejected. Still probably the sickest feeling I've ever had in my life was running through the snow to that facedown car seat stuck in the snow bank. Turning it over, just fearing the absolute worst. No baby. Then we panic, where the hell is the baby? Everybody starts looking everywhere for the kid. The woman is still in the car, delirious, she's screaming for her baby. We can't find it.

Frisco fire shows up pretty quick and takes charge. Turns out she didn't have her kid with her. Crazy, scary shiat.
 
2014-08-13 08:44:03 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Oh man, TSB(terrible story bro) time.

Several years back we were headed to Copper Mtn.(between Frisco and Copper) and a woman in front of us lost control and rolled into the ditch. As her car was rolling(I can still see it) the car seat gets ejected. Still probably the sickest feeling I've ever had in my life was running through the snow to that facedown car seat stuck in the snow bank. Turning it over, just fearing the absolute worst. No baby. Then we panic, where the hell is the baby? Everybody starts looking everywhere for the kid. The woman is still in the car, delirious, she's screaming for her baby. We can't find it.

Frisco fire shows up pretty quick and takes charge. Turns out she didn't have a kid.


Ghost babies are even scarier.
I'm a little surprised at the child abuse charge given that the only witness was a participant in an emotionally charged altercation.
 
2014-08-13 10:13:59 PM  
Is it a bad that I laughed at this? Yes, I hate children.
 
2014-08-14 08:53:50 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Oh man, TSB(terrible story bro) time.

Several years back we were headed to Copper Mtn.(between Frisco and Copper) and a woman in front of us lost control and rolled into the ditch. As her car was rolling(I can still see it) the car seat gets ejected. Still probably the sickest feeling I've ever had in my life was running through the snow to that facedown car seat stuck in the snow bank. Turning it over, just fearing the absolute worst. No baby. Then we panic, where the hell is the baby? Everybody starts looking everywhere for the kid. The woman is still in the car, delirious, she's screaming for her baby. We can't find it.

Frisco fire shows up pretty quick and takes charge. Turns out she didn't have her kid with her. Crazy, scary shiat.


Raptured mid-air. Nice save, Jesus.
 
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