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2014-08-13 08:53:43 AM  
Trick question, there are no interesting people.
 
2014-08-13 09:22:02 AM  
You're a lesbian. That automatically makes your target interesting.
 
2014-08-13 10:28:21 AM  
Get arrested, go to jail.  LOTS of interesting people in jail.
 
2014-08-13 11:13:22 AM  
Start hanging out at carnivals. Carnies are some of the most interesting people on the planet. It could lead to romance and even a new career, if you have an marketable physical abnormality.
 
2014-08-13 11:36:29 AM  
Become pen pals with a mass murderer
 
2014-08-13 11:45:31 AM  
Allow yourself to be interesting. Let it just happen. Don't be desperate and too judgy.
 
2014-08-13 11:53:30 AM  
Join the Hash House Harriers.  They're all interesting in a rancid butt fungus kind of way
 
2014-08-13 01:01:37 PM  
Isn't "may you meet interesting people" a legendary Chinese curse or something?
 
2014-08-13 01:11:59 PM  

phaseolus: Isn't "may you meet interesting people" a legendary Chinese curse or something?


It's "May you live in interesting times"
 
2014-08-13 01:13:58 PM  
Bondage dungeon at 3.00 am on a Saturday morning.

No fail.
 
2014-08-13 01:25:10 PM  
there is a mystical place called a bar.
 
2014-08-13 01:36:33 PM  
Get out and start farking people, toots.
 
2014-08-13 01:47:26 PM  
Perhaps the reason you have been single is because you have given your all to your work

At 45 hours a week?  Seriously?
 
2014-08-13 02:03:14 PM  

The Muthaship: Perhaps the reason you have been single is because you have given your all to your work

At 45 hours a week?  Seriously?


But she was gritting her teeth while she was doing it.
 
2014-08-13 02:30:09 PM  
Two words: assless chaps.  You'll thank me.
 
2014-08-13 02:37:15 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: phaseolus: Isn't "may you meet interesting people" a legendary Chinese curse or something?

It's "May you live in interesting times"


Yeah, I know. I was just trying to be interesting.

And that curse is probably "apocryphal", anyway.
 
2014-08-13 02:51:04 PM  
Hi Lucy,
I am in my 30s and have been single 9 years and work 45 hours a week. How can I meet new and interesting people?? Thanks

Hi Jo,
Be a slut.

Lucy.
 
2014-08-13 02:58:14 PM  

The Muthaship: Perhaps the reason you have been single is because you have given your all to your work

At 45 hours a week?  Seriously?


And they'll expect the same amount of money as a man who works 70 hours, because otherwise you're a misogynist.

\Ducks, drops a smoke bomb, disappears. . . .
 
2014-08-13 03:24:22 PM  
Step 1 in meeting interesting people: You must also be interesting...
 
2014-08-13 03:25:58 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Two words: assless chaps.  You'll thank me.


They're only assless till you put them on
 
2014-08-13 03:46:55 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Join the Hash House Harriers.  They're all interesting in a rancid butt fungus kind of way


You had to go and ruin something fun for me, didn't you, sunshine?
 
2014-08-13 04:03:40 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Smeggy Smurf: Join the Hash House Harriers.  They're all interesting in a rancid butt fungus kind of way

You had to go and ruin something fun for me, didn't you, sunshine?


It's my best superpower
 
2014-08-13 04:07:32 PM  
Take a class.  Seriously,  take a drawing class, take a swimming class, take a farking Latin class, take a dance class, but take a class.  And stop being a lazy, entitled twat.  No one who is interesting want to talk to lazy, entitled twats.

/And go to Fark parties.
 
2014-08-13 04:26:04 PM  
1.  Turn off your computer.
2.  Go outside and do something (anything) in the real world.

\you're welcome
 
2014-08-13 05:41:56 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Join the Hash House Harriers.  They're all interesting in a rancid butt fungus kind of way


If your sitting in a quiet bar enjoying an afternoon beer and a group of sweaty loud middle aged folks come in wearing goofy running clothes leave as soon as possible. Some douche was in my face singing some stupid call and response song and the more I made it clear that I wasn't interested the louder he sang. I've never seen a bigger group of attention whores in my life. "Look at us and see how fun we are! Look at us! Look!"
 
2014-08-13 05:49:00 PM  

redsquid: Smeggy Smurf: Join the Hash House Harriers.  They're all interesting in a rancid butt fungus kind of way

If your sitting in a quiet bar enjoying an afternoon beer and a group of sweaty loud middle aged folks come in wearing goofy running clothes leave as soon as possible. Some douche was in my face singing some stupid call and response song and the more I made it clear that I wasn't interested the louder he sang. I've never seen a bigger group of attention whores in my life. "Look at us and see how fun we are! Look at us! Look!"


I spend a lot of time single - but I would never in a million years look for dates at a bar or club. It's a simple fact that you should go to the places that a person you'd like would go. If I want to find a woman who enjoys reading, I'll hang out at a library. If I want to find a woman who enjoys biking, I'll go to the park. If I want to find a woman who enjoys getting shiatfaced and belligerent, I'll go to a bar.
 
2014-08-13 05:50:41 PM  
Three words:  Beer Can Hat
 
2014-08-13 09:18:19 PM  

redsquid: Smeggy Smurf: Join the Hash House Harriers.  They're all interesting in a rancid butt fungus kind of way

If your sitting in a quiet bar enjoying an afternoon beer and a group of sweaty loud middle aged folks come in wearing goofy running clothes leave as soon as possible. Some douche was in my face singing some stupid call and response song and the more I made it clear that I wasn't interested the louder he sang. I've never seen a bigger group of attention whores in my life. "Look at us and see how fun we are! Look at us! Look!"


That was Middle Name Dave: He's an asshole.
Sorry.
 
2014-08-13 09:25:18 PM  

dookdookdook: Trick question, there are no interesting people.


That's a wrap.  Turn out the lights.  We're done here in one.
 
2014-08-13 09:36:26 PM  

stonicus: Step 1 in meeting interesting people: You must also be interesting...


This is it. Interesting people have interests and go out to pursue them. While doing that you will inevitably meet other interesting people who are also out following their own interests. You will never be able to sit at home and edit your OKCupid profile well enough to make interesting people come to you.
 
2014-08-13 09:42:47 PM  
The answer is cocaine. Copious amounts of cocaine.
 
2014-08-13 10:52:22 PM  

redsquid: Smeggy Smurf: Join the Hash House Harriers.  They're all interesting in a rancid butt fungus kind of way

If your sitting in a quiet bar enjoying an afternoon beer and a group of sweaty loud middle aged folks come in wearing goofy running clothes leave as soon as possible. Some douche was in my face singing some stupid call and response song and the more I made it clear that I wasn't interested the louder he sang. I've never seen a bigger group of attention whores in my life. "Look at us and see how fun we are! Look at us! Look!"


You sound fat and no fun
 
2014-08-13 11:43:39 PM  
Show me your boobs.
 
2014-08-14 12:15:00 AM  
I hear funerals are great places to meet interesting people.  Sure, they're usually dead, but still...
 
2014-08-14 01:05:10 AM  
Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.
 
2014-08-14 03:06:24 AM  
The "Recommended for You" sidebar offers a viable alternative: Perfect Masturbation For Girls! (NSFW-ish)
 
2014-08-14 11:39:43 AM  
Leave the door unlocked at the peepshow arcade.
 
2014-08-14 02:49:32 PM  

ChopperCharles: Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.


My first date with the future Mrs. Smurf was to take her out dancing.  13 months later we were hitched.  Broads love men that know how to dance.  I don't mean the funky chicken having a seizure shiat you see in clubs.  I'm talking about salsa, swing, tango, two step, whatever.  Dance needs two people with one of them leading.

/swing dancer
//ragged edge of disaster is when it's the most fun
 
2014-08-14 02:53:40 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: ChopperCharles: Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.

My first date with the future Mrs. Smurf was to take her out dancing.  13 months later we were hitched.  Broads love men that know how to dance.  I don't mean the funky chicken having a seizure shiat you see in clubs.  I'm talking about salsa, swing, tango, two step, whatever.  Dance needs two people with one of them leading.

/swing dancer
//ragged edge of disaster is when it's the most fun


I know how to waltz. It's never helped me a bit.
 
2014-08-14 03:13:11 PM  

pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: ChopperCharles: Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.

My first date with the future Mrs. Smurf was to take her out dancing.  13 months later we were hitched.  Broads love men that know how to dance.  I don't mean the funky chicken having a seizure shiat you see in clubs.  I'm talking about salsa, swing, tango, two step, whatever.  Dance needs two people with one of them leading.

/swing dancer
//ragged edge of disaster is when it's the most fun

I know how to waltz. It's never helped me a bit.


How often do you see a waltz at a place where you want to meet women?  The waltz by itself cannot stand on it's own.  But having it available for the right song puts you head and shoulders above almost everybody else in the room.
 
2014-08-14 03:40:17 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: ChopperCharles: Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.

My first date with the future Mrs. Smurf was to take her out dancing.  13 months later we were hitched.  Broads love men that know how to dance.  I don't mean the funky chicken having a seizure shiat you see in clubs.  I'm talking about salsa, swing, tango, two step, whatever.  Dance needs two people with one of them leading.

/swing dancer
//ragged edge of disaster is when it's the most fun

I know how to waltz. It's never helped me a bit.

How often do you see a waltz at a place where you want to meet women?  The waltz by itself cannot stand on it's own.  But having it available for the right song puts you head and shoulders above almost everybody else in the room.


I can do also swing, two step, etc. However, I've never found dancing to do much at all to get women interested. I would imagine age range targeted might have something to do with it as well, but no change for me over the years.
 
2014-08-14 03:52:40 PM  

pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: ChopperCharles: Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.

My first date with the future Mrs. Smurf was to take her out dancing.  13 months later we were hitched.  Broads love men that know how to dance.  I don't mean the funky chicken having a seizure shiat you see in clubs.  I'm talking about salsa, swing, tango, two step, whatever.  Dance needs two people with one of them leading.

/swing dancer
//ragged edge of disaster is when it's the most fun

I know how to waltz. It's never helped me a bit.

How often do you see a waltz at a place where you want to meet women?  The waltz by itself cannot stand on it's own.  But having it available for the right song puts you head and shoulders above almost everybody else in the room.

I can do also swing, two step, etc. However, I've never found dancing to do much at all to get women interested. I would imagine age range targeted might have something to do with it as well, but no change for me over the years.


Then in your case there's something else playing a part.  You're not uglier than a 2 dollar whore licking a baboon's ass are you?
 
2014-08-14 04:01:55 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: ChopperCharles: Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.

My first date with the future Mrs. Smurf was to take her out dancing.  13 months later we were hitched.  Broads love men that know how to dance.  I don't mean the funky chicken having a seizure shiat you see in clubs.  I'm talking about salsa, swing, tango, two step, whatever.  Dance needs two people with one of them leading.

/swing dancer
//ragged edge of disaster is when it's the most fun

I know how to waltz. It's never helped me a bit.

How often do you see a waltz at a place where you want to meet women?  The waltz by itself cannot stand on it's own.  But having it available for the right song puts you head and shoulders above almost everybody else in the room.

I can do also swing, two step, etc. However, I've never found dancing to do much at all to get women interested. I would imagine age range targeted might have something to do with it as well, but no change for me over the years.

Then in your case there's something else playing a part.  You're not uglier than a 2 dollar whore licking a baboon's ass are you?


It just might be that I'm as interesting as a deadbolt.
 
2014-08-14 04:39:33 PM  

pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: pkellmey: Smeggy Smurf: ChopperCharles: Learn to dance. Take dance lessons and go dancing often. Seriously. A man should know how to dance, if just for the weddings you'll go to as everyone except you lives happily ever after. Neener.

Charles.

My first date with the future Mrs. Smurf was to take her out dancing.  13 months later we were hitched.  Broads love men that know how to dance.  I don't mean the funky chicken having a seizure shiat you see in clubs.  I'm talking about salsa, swing, tango, two step, whatever.  Dance needs two people with one of them leading.

/swing dancer
//ragged edge of disaster is when it's the most fun

I know how to waltz. It's never helped me a bit.

How often do you see a waltz at a place where you want to meet women?  The waltz by itself cannot stand on it's own.  But having it available for the right song puts you head and shoulders above almost everybody else in the room.

I can do also swing, two step, etc. However, I've never found dancing to do much at all to get women interested. I would imagine age range targeted might have something to do with it as well, but no change for me over the years.

Then in your case there's something else playing a part.  You're not uglier than a 2 dollar whore licking a baboon's ass are you?

It just might be that I'm as interesting as a deadbolt.


Might I suggest robbing coffee shops until you're rich enough to overcome this minor personality defect?
 
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