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(Daily Mail)   Courtney Stodden engaged for 2nd time to her ex-husband. Apparently a 19-year-old married to a 54-year-old is now less creepy than when she was a 16-year-old married to a 51-year-old   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 91
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2014-08-13 11:30:44 AM  
model == porn star?
 
2014-08-13 12:20:08 PM  
I really actually think it's worth the effort to come into this thread and ask:

For the love of all that's holy, why should this even rise to the level of not-news?!?
 
2014-08-13 12:20:27 PM  
Wow, she looks so life-like!
 
2014-08-13 12:21:14 PM  
Ted Nugent and Steven Tyler did it first...
 
2014-08-13 12:22:33 PM  
They never actually got divorced. So this story is even less of a story than you thought it was. If that's possible.

But it's cool. She's a different person than the one who left him, almost a whole year ago. And a few months from now, she'll be someone else.
 
2014-08-13 12:25:22 PM  
I thought we ignored her long enough for her to go away.
 
2014-08-13 12:25:58 PM  
In his defense, she DOES look like she's 36
 
2014-08-13 12:27:07 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Wow, she looks so life-like!


I don't know.  I've seen better mugs on Real Dolls.  She's got some serious uncanny valley happening there.
 
2014-08-13 12:28:54 PM  
She's 19.  A hard 19, which translates to 40.

/Meth is a wonderful drug.
 
2014-08-13 12:31:33 PM  
What. In. The.  fark.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-13 12:31:43 PM  
That girl makes me sad.
 
2014-08-13 12:32:58 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: model == porn star?


Totally look like...

i1003.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-13 12:33:22 PM  
19. She looks worse than Lindsay Lohan, and she doesn't do drugs. What happened to the poor woman? Did someone start having sex with her when she was two?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-13 12:33:39 PM  
She's very sparkly.
 
2014-08-13 12:33:41 PM  

serial arseonist: What. In. The.  fark.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477]


I should be absolutely horrified.

Instead, my first reaction upon seeing that was to burst into laughter. And I don't know why.
 
2014-08-13 12:34:57 PM  

serial arseonist: What. In. The.  fark.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477]


why so serious?
 
2014-08-13 12:36:40 PM  

serial arseonist: What. In. The.  fark.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-13 12:37:28 PM  

Grimlock2099: In his defense, she DOES look like she's 36


she does.   she does,  and a hard 36
 
GBB
2014-08-13 12:38:49 PM  

serial arseonist: What. In. The.  fark.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477]


Needs more glitter
 
2014-08-13 12:39:25 PM  
Their apparent ages are closing.  Quickly.

I think she'll pass him by 2020.  And I'm not kidding.
 
2014-08-13 12:42:11 PM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2014-08-13 12:46:19 PM  

GBB: serial arseonist: What. In. The.  fark.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477]

Needs more glitter NAPALM

/FTFY

 
2014-08-13 12:52:00 PM  

Gunny Highway: That girl makes me sad.


this
 
2014-08-13 12:54:24 PM  
Those bolt-ons she's got are really awful.
 
2014-08-13 12:54:58 PM  
I bet when you fark her it sounds like rubbing a balloon.
 
2014-08-13 01:03:41 PM  
She was a pretty girl but ruined herself with plastic surgery.
Getting rid of those hideous tits would be a good start.
 
2014-08-13 01:04:20 PM  

media.tumblr.com



/Oblig
 
2014-08-13 01:04:37 PM  
She was actually pretty before she decided to turn herself into in inflated, heavily-painted, glitter covered freakshow.

i.perezhilton.com
 
2014-08-13 01:05:58 PM  

Mystery Vortex: Those bolt-ons she's got are really awful.


Please. All of her is awful. She looks like a 40 year old stripper after the lights come on.
 
2014-08-13 01:09:29 PM  
Isn't this remarkably like how Sasha Grey got started?
 
2014-08-13 01:10:11 PM  
WTF!! Her lips have gone almost full joker. You never go full joker!

They must be trying to get a reality show.......again.
 
2014-08-13 01:18:10 PM  
Hey Doug, those shoes aren't making you look any taller.
 
2014-08-13 01:18:36 PM  
Does kissing her make a rubbery sound?
 
2014-08-13 01:19:49 PM  
I wonder if she has a plastic pussy.
 
2014-08-13 01:20:44 PM  
Is it just me,or is that a harsh looking 19 y.o.?!
 
2014-08-13 01:21:26 PM  
Trying to figure out which mod greenlite this would explain whose been fapping to her recently.
 
2014-08-13 01:21:33 PM  

topcat68: Is it just me,or is that a harsh looking 19 y.o.?!


That is one HOSED looking 19.
I would not hit that.
I'm fifty farking eight, but even I have standards.

I'd bang LiLo first.
 
2014-08-13 01:25:18 PM  
vudukungfu-I concur!
 
2014-08-13 01:27:43 PM  
She's the kind of gal you'd fark in the ass after she's taken quite the dump then pull out and stick your dick in her mouth and feed her your throat yogurt while giving her a "chocolate milk" mustache from your nut sack.
 
2014-08-13 01:29:45 PM  

vudukungfu: topcat68: Is it just me,or is that a harsh looking 19 y.o.?!

That is one HOSED looking 19.
I would not hit that.
I'm fifty farking eight, but even I have standards.

I'd bang LiLo first.


And bareback at that.

Sheesh.
 
2014-08-13 01:30:39 PM  

give me doughnuts: She was actually pretty before she decided to turn herself into in inflated, heavily-painted, glitter covered freakshow.
[i.perezhilton.com image 450x675]


You can see the desperation in her even then. "Her smile doesn't reach her eyes" kind of thing.

JK8Fan: Hey Doug, those shoes aren't making you look any taller.


You know, I don't blame him for his wife being a freak. Maybe he really loves her--and from all public appearances, he does--and he's enjoying the ride. He might be the best thing that's happened to her. Because there was clearly something weird going on around her house when she was a kid.
 
2014-08-13 01:32:18 PM  
It isn't that the situation itself is less creepy or that we're any more used to it, it's that we've been able to confirm since their first marriage that she is 100% grade A freak and was probably never normal.

/no, not even when she was still a cute brunette
//her parents farked her good
///probably literally as well
 
2014-08-13 01:34:39 PM  

Buttknuckle: I wonder if she has a plastic pussy.


Here's a pic of it

whybidmore.com
 
2014-08-13 01:35:06 PM  

Charlie Chingas: She's the kind of gal you'd fark in the ass after she's taken quite the dump then pull out and stick your dick in her mouth and feed her your throat yogurt while giving her a "chocolate milk" mustache from your nut sack.


Well, that paints a lovely image in the mind.
 
2014-08-13 01:37:54 PM  

cryinoutloud: But it's cool. She's a different person than the one who left him, almost a whole year ago. And a few months from now, she'll be someone else. Surgically speaking.


FTFY
 
2014-08-13 01:39:08 PM  
19?  No way.  No freakin' way.

WHAR BIRF CERTIFIKAT?!  WHAR?!??!
 
2014-08-13 01:39:57 PM  

Misconduc: Trying to figure out which mod greenlite this would explain whose been fapping to her recently.



1350 clicks/page views in the 1st hour says that more than one person on FARK is interested.
 
2014-08-13 01:42:40 PM  
I can't shake the feeling that he married her to get her the heck out of a very bad situation.
 
2014-08-13 01:44:23 PM  

Xanlexian: 19?  No way.  No freakin' way.

WHAR BIRF CERTIFIKAT?!  WHAR?!??!


She's aging faster than Mel Gibson in Forever Young.....
 
2014-08-13 01:54:14 PM  

Omis: [Link][i.imgflip.com image 300x180]


I usually really hate when people post "who?" when you could easily google the name. But this shows effort and makes sense in context.
 
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