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(YouTube) Video It's all fun and games until the hot girl gets a catfish stuck to her leg (language not safe for work)   (youtube.com) divider line 37
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2014-08-13 09:20:25 AM  
Nice little crotch shot at 2:48 for all you creeps out there.
 
2014-08-13 11:08:48 AM  
Let me guess. These are 2 of the new co-hosts on 'The View'.
 
2014-08-13 11:11:26 AM  

jaylectricity: Nice little crotch shot at 2:48 for all you creeps out there.


Pervy coincidence that at 2:48 we here the words, "someone's just gotta yank it".
 
2014-08-13 11:14:28 AM  
here= hear. Damn autocorrect.
 
2014-08-13 11:26:00 AM  
There is a part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quF8wITJHgU
though nothing much happens other than a woman who says she is a nurse asking if anybody has some disinfectant such as hydrogen peroxide. Then she asks for some vodka and the beach bimbos say "yeah, we got that".

I don't see why someone didn't quickly clip the barb off the fish. That way the barb wouldn't constantly be wiggled around as people held the fish.
 
2014-08-13 11:29:43 AM  
Catfish? Was that a catfish? Because if memory serves, those spines can be venomous.
 
2014-08-13 11:35:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-13 12:37:56 PM  
"I'm so very scared. Can't move, need advice, soonish."
 
2014-08-13 12:59:47 PM  
That's likely gonna get infected...
 
2014-08-13 01:04:17 PM  
The hotel probably has a catfish removal tool.
 
2014-08-13 01:24:26 PM  
"Oh my gawd!"
"I'm about to..."
"I'm about to..."
"I'm about to..."
"Holy farking shiat!"

SHUT UP!
 
2014-08-13 01:25:06 PM  
"Oh my god, i can smell it!"

That's not the fish, sweetheart...
 
2014-08-13 01:30:41 PM  

LoneVVolf: "Oh my god, i can smell it!"

That's not the fish, sweetheart...


Depends on which fish you're referring to...
 
2014-08-13 01:57:44 PM  
Ocean Catfish?

Looked like they were at the beach.
 
2014-08-13 02:06:13 PM  
I'm guessing the girl in the vid got catty with the recorder, and now it's on the internet for our enjoyment.
/jebus she's got a mouth on her
 
2014-08-13 02:16:58 PM  

jaylectricity: Nice little crotch shot at 2:48 for all you creeps heterosexual males out there.


FTFY
 
2014-08-13 03:14:41 PM  

Thinyser: That's likely gonna get infected...


Yep, that's a hardhead saltwater catfish, also known as "tourist trout".
The spines are venomous.
Dude with the leatherman should have clipped it off the fish, then headed her off to minor emergency.
 
2014-08-13 03:19:54 PM  
They're never going to get that smell out of the fish
 
2014-08-13 04:14:12 PM  
"I'm a professional Catfish Noodler.. Can I help?"
 
2014-08-13 05:49:41 PM  
This is why I don't get wasted. Drunk people think slapping each other with a dead, venomous animal is a fun thing to do.
 
2014-08-13 07:11:59 PM  
Can we quick make sure all the women in that video are sterilized?
 
2014-08-13 07:18:03 PM  
[whitepeopleproblems.jpg]
 
2014-08-13 09:59:10 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Can we quick make sure all the women in that video are sterilized?


And then brought to your tent?
 
2014-08-13 10:14:50 PM  

WilderKWight: This is why I don't get wasted. Drunk people think slapping each other with a dead, venomous animal is a fun thing to do.


Isn't it, though?

/I keed
//seriously, catfish can be nasty farkers
///slashies!
 
2014-08-13 10:14:52 PM  

Fear the Clam: Speaker2Animals: Can we quick make sure all the women in that video are sterilized?

And then brought to your tent?


Um, no. I have some self respect.
 
2014-08-13 10:29:24 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Fear the Clam: Speaker2Animals: Can we quick make sure all the women in that video are sterilized?

And then brought to your tent?

Um, no. I have some self respect erectile dysfunction.

FTFY
 
2014-08-13 10:31:55 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: "I'm a professional Catfish Noodler.. Can I help?"


Someone say Noodler ?

static.squarespace.com

Also : what a gaggle of dumb coonts.
 
2014-08-13 11:05:32 PM  
Like.. OMG! I need closure! Is this poor girl walking around to this day with a dead fish attached to her leg?!?!
 
2014-08-14 12:46:37 AM  

Can we label them as being part of "The Most Inept Generation" now?

It takes an entire beach-load of morons to deal with a small puncture wound and foreign body? Really? Stop wiggling, shut the hell up, let somebody cut the fish off the barb, leave the barb in, and go to a friggin' urgent care center or your doctor. This doesn't require a mob, or several uneducated morons chiming in, one at a time, all trying to confess some form of tangential knowledge (and, therefore, some claim to authority) about a friggin' hook.

Imagine any of those folks trying to deal with a real emergency. Imagine if it was you, choking to death on a friggin' lozenge. Or you accidentally opened a major artery on broken glass. Imagine trying to be treated by any of those fools, your impotent (and, in the case of choking, unvoiced) curse wasted on such morons as you see a bright light...
 
2014-08-14 12:51:17 AM  

Papa Rotzzi: Like.. OMG! I need closure! Is this poor girl walking around to this day with a dead fish attached to her leg?!?!


No. On the other hand, there's a catfish out there with one hell of a story to tell, near an underwater pile of bones in a putrid bikini with which the catfish will try, in vain, to back up that story to his fellow catfish.
 
2014-08-14 01:21:17 AM  
That was a rather large gathering of worthless people.  Is that an accurate sample size of our country now?  I'd have stuck a finger in that fishes gill and given it a sharp tug away, washed the wound with alcohol, and sent her crying and overly traumatized, yet fine and finely tanned ass, to a local hospital if the bleeding seemed more than expected.  Then I would have farked all of her friends, at the same time, with catfish.  Of course, I am actually aquaman so maybe my perspective is a bit off.
 
2014-08-14 01:21:28 AM  

Giltric: Ocean Catfish?

Looked like they were at the beach.


Yes, because there's no such thing as a beach on a fresh water lake.
 
2014-08-14 01:25:15 AM  
To be honest, I've never had to deal with a catfish barb stuck into anybody either, since all the fishermen I know are fully aware of the barbs on catfish and avoid them. This would be a new one on me as well.
 
2014-08-14 02:44:09 AM  

Lando Lincoln: To be honest, I've never had to deal with a catfish barb stuck into anybody either, since all the fishermen I know are fully aware of the barbs on catfish and avoid them. This would be a new one on me as well.


I caught a barb in my hand when I was a child, it didn't get stuck though. Used the old fashioned treatment: soak it in warm water.
 
2014-08-14 12:46:31 PM  
"You got fish in my hot dumb chick."

"You got hot dumb chick in my fish."

Cue jingle music.
 
2014-08-14 08:20:48 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Giltric: Ocean Catfish?

Looked like they were at the beach.

Yes, because there's no such thing as a beach on a fresh water lake.


You can see water to the horizon and there is a giant hotel out of frame to the left.

Seems more like an Ocean.

Do they have giant hotels on the beach at the Great lakes?
 
2014-08-14 10:14:56 PM  

Giltric: Lando Lincoln: Giltric: Ocean Catfish?

Looked like they were at the beach.

Yes, because there's no such thing as a beach on a fresh water lake.

You can see water to the horizon and there is a giant hotel out of frame to the left.

Seems more like an Ocean.

Do they have giant hotels on the beach at the Great lakes?


Chicago has laws against development of high buildings right along the lakeshore, but other cities by one of the Great Lakes may not.

You can't see the other side of any of the Great Lakes, unless you're in Chicago and are looking at Gary.
 
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