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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Lady Gaga covers her bosoms with seashells. That's just a word you don't hear enough anymore... "bosoms." BOSOMS. Bosoms   (hollywoodreporter.com ) divider line
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2014-08-13 10:14:40 AM  
www.thewrap.com
 
2014-08-13 10:23:21 AM  
What about his penis?
 
2014-08-13 10:31:01 AM  
www.cineol.net
 
2014-08-13 10:31:57 AM  
But what about her penis? Is that headline joke stale now too?

/golf ball dimpler isn't
 
2014-08-13 10:41:45 AM  
She wears sea shells because she's a sea slore.
 
2014-08-13 10:59:50 AM  
So was her cover of Botticelli's  Her Bosoms With Seashells any good?
 
2014-08-13 11:09:19 AM  
I use that word all the time. In my head, anyway.
 
2014-08-13 11:18:36 AM  
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Harumph, in my day we preferred the term "Cupid's Kettle Drum"
 
2014-08-13 11:41:38 AM  
Uglier than Mann Coulter!  Am I right or am I right, Fark libs?
 
2014-08-13 12:03:09 PM  

Lsherm: Uglier than Mann Coulter!  Am I right or am I right, Fark libs?


WTF are you on about now?
 
2014-08-13 12:23:59 PM  
Did she steal that idea from Cher or from Bette Midler's "Delores Delago" character?
 
2014-08-13 12:26:31 PM  
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img.fark.net
 
2014-08-13 01:32:30 PM  
s13.postimg.org
 
2014-08-13 01:44:39 PM  
i797.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-13 01:51:24 PM  
What bosoms might look like (the first SFW image on Google for the word "bosoms"):

images.mid-day.com
 
2014-08-13 02:15:14 PM  
How about "mammaries"? As in massive, firm, luscious mammaries?
 
2014-08-13 02:19:37 PM  

menschenfresser: How about "mammaries"? As in massive, firm, luscious mammaries?


NSFW
 
2014-08-13 02:19:38 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8

You have to wait for the chorus but Cornershop did their damnest to bring re-popularize the bosom.
 
2014-08-13 02:22:36 PM  

Corvus: [i797.photobucket.com image 624x352]


This is all I came here for. Thank you.
 
2014-08-13 02:23:03 PM  
Has someone told her she has a mop attached to her scalp?
 
2014-08-13 02:26:42 PM  
Bosoms is a good one. It could do with a revival.

I'd also like to see "decolletage" make a come back and take over from "cleavage" for a while.
 
2014-08-13 02:28:28 PM  
Oh, that's right...this person still exists.
 
2014-08-13 02:36:23 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Oh, that's right...this person still exists.


While I agree that Lady Gaga's AWing is damn annoying, she elevates herself above the Biebers and Kardashians by at least having some level of talent. I would appreciate her a lot more if she just sang and quit trying to channel Elton John.

/Couldn't remember "Kardashian" and almost put "Kevorkian".
//"Keeping up with the Kevorkians" would be a slower-paced but a better show.
 
2014-08-13 02:36:32 PM  

quatchi: I'd also like to see "decolletage" make a come back and take over from "cleavage" for a while.


sounds good to me
 
2014-08-13 02:38:11 PM  
Her wardrobe is approaching the level of ridiculousness set by the outfits that the Beatles wore.
 
2014-08-13 02:39:54 PM  

GameSprocket: Big Beef Burrito: Oh, that's right...this person still exists.

While I agree that Lady Gaga's AWing is damn annoying, she elevates herself above the Biebers and Kardashians by at least having some level of talent. I would appreciate her a lot more if she just sang and quit trying to channel Elton John.

/Couldn't remember "Kardashian" and almost put "Kevorkian".
//"Keeping up with the Kevorkians" would be a slower-paced but a better show.


She is clearly talented.
 
2014-08-13 02:43:51 PM  

GameSprocket: //"Keeping up with the Kevorkians" would be a slower-paced but a better show.


But you would always know how it ends.
 
2014-08-13 02:44:13 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=txY7xqoXOP8


. . . and this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms! In all my time in this wretched godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms! Don't you realize that they've become the dominant theme in American culture? In literature, in advertising, in all things entertainment and everything! I'll wager you anything you like if American women stopped wearing braziers your whole national economy would collapse overnight!
 
2014-08-13 02:45:52 PM  

quatchi: Did she steal that idea from Cher or from Bette Midler's "Delores Delago" character?


They all stole it from mermaids.
 
2014-08-13 02:50:08 PM  

misterfweem: I'll wager you anything you like if American women stopped wearing braziers your whole national economy would collapse overnight!


Don't the hot coals sting a bit?
 
2014-08-13 02:51:10 PM  

brap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8

You have to wait for the chorus but Cornershop did their damnest to bring re-popularize the bosom.


First thing that popped into my head was this song, glad you posted it.
 
2014-08-13 02:53:31 PM  
Anyone who laughs is a communist!
 
2014-08-13 02:54:16 PM  
Fellas, she just performs this way.
 
2014-08-13 02:56:20 PM  

Corvus: [i797.photobucket.com image 624x352]


Is that the dude on Crossbones?
 
2014-08-13 02:56:43 PM  

StrikitRich: [www.cineol.net image 500x260]


Combined with Total Recall...

// 3 seashells, get it?
 
2014-08-13 02:57:14 PM  

GameSprocket: While I agree that Lady Gaga's AWing is damn annoying, she elevates herself above the Biebers and Kardashians by at least having some level of talent. I would appreciate her a lot more if she just sang and quit trying to channel Elton John.


She tried that route early in her career. It only earned her obscurity. The spectacle is the reason she's known to anybody and she knows it.
 
2014-08-13 03:02:05 PM  
I bet that saves time at security checkpoints. She's clearly not concealing anything.
 
2014-08-13 03:09:31 PM  

RassilonsExWife: misterfweem: I'll wager you anything you like if American women stopped wearing braziers your whole national economy would collapse overnight!

Don't the hot coals sting a bit?



Not if it's nipply outside.
 
2014-08-13 03:13:35 PM  

Gosling: GameSprocket: While I agree that Lady Gaga's AWing is damn annoying, she elevates herself above the Biebers and Kardashians by at least having some level of talent. I would appreciate her a lot more if she just sang and quit trying to channel Elton John.

She tried that route early in her career. It only earned her obscurity. The spectacle is the reason she's known to anybody and she knows it.


Well, she's probably doing it right then. I am never going to buy her album anyway as I am not into that genre of music. She seems to know her audience. My opinion won't buy her another car.
 
2014-08-13 03:15:22 PM  
Rather tame by Gaga's AW standards. In fact, she's dressed down.
 
2014-08-13 03:20:04 PM  
I heard one of her songs the other day and it sounded really dated.  It wasnt Poker Face it was the other big hit.
 
2014-08-13 03:22:12 PM  

quatchi: Bosoms is a good one. It could do with a revival.

I'd also like to see "decolletage" make a come back and take over from "cleavage" for a while.


No! Makes me think of fat, old women in dark, floral print dresses a size or two too small for their generous midsection.
 
2014-08-13 03:24:26 PM  
misterfweem:  I'll wager you anything you like if American women stopped wearing braziers your whole national economy would collapse overnight!

To its foundation?
 
2014-08-13 03:24:41 PM  
Eye bleach please...
 
2014-08-13 03:26:50 PM  

GameSprocket: //"Keeping up with the Kevorkians" would be a slower-paced but a better show.



It would be awesome if they did a cross-over episode with the Kardashians.

"Yes, Kim, embalming will keep your butt firm for decades."
 
2014-08-13 03:32:19 PM  

give me doughnuts: GameSprocket: //"Keeping up with the Kevorkians" would be a slower-paced but a better show.


It would be awesome if they did a cross-over episode with the Kardashians.

"Yes, Kim, embalming will keep your butt firm for decades."


It would keep her from getting any older.
 
2014-08-13 03:37:22 PM  

lindalouwho: quatchi: Did she steal that idea from Cher or from Bette Midler's "Delores Delago" character?

They all stole it from mermaids.


Who stole it from Botticelli presumably.
 
2014-08-13 03:41:51 PM  
It ain't a farking word, period.
 
2014-08-13 03:43:45 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: What bosoms might look like (the first SFW image on Google for the word "bosoms"):

[images.mid-day.com image 500x343]


Is that the daughter from Ms. Doubtfire?
 
2014-08-13 03:44:08 PM  

quatchi: lindalouwho: quatchi: Did she steal that idea from Cher or from Bette Midler's "Delores Delago" character?

They all stole it from mermaids.

Who stole it from Botticelli presumably.


I wouldn't know how begin asking google which came first lol.

/nice
 
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