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2014-08-13 04:35:38 AM  
Y'know what else that fox has that you don't?  His balls.
 
2014-08-13 04:38:41 AM  

dookdookdook: Y'know what else that fox has that you don't?  His balls.


hahahahaha
 
2014-08-13 05:09:54 AM  

dookdookdook: Y'know what else that fox has that you don't?  His balls.


I've never neutered my boy dogs.  To me it just seems wrong.  I also am diligent in keeping them in my own yard.
 
2014-08-13 05:32:52 AM  
That kind of event is how super villains are made.
 
2014-08-13 07:17:30 AM  
The fox looks healthy, like it's been eating all of the left over pet food in the neighborhood.
 
2014-08-13 07:37:50 AM  
Gerddermit, foxes are cute.
 
2014-08-13 08:43:00 AM  
At least the dog knew better than to make a vertical video with his smartphone.
 
2014-08-13 08:44:53 AM  
I would have let my dog out.
 
2014-08-13 10:05:10 AM  
That was a pretty tepid response from the dog. Mine goes insane when she sees a fox through the window. I am waiting for the day when she throws herself through the screen, or possibly the glass, to get at the intruder in her yard.
 
2014-08-13 10:17:26 AM  
Foxes are soooooo cute
 
2014-08-13 10:26:14 AM  

Frederick: I've never neutered my boy dogs. To me it just seems wrong.


Better take cover.  Stating that you don't spay/neuter in an online forum is like painting a target on your back.  Or in this case, on your dogs' balls.
 
2014-08-13 02:03:36 PM  

bagumpity: Frederick: I've never neutered my boy dogs. To me it just seems wrong.

Better take cover.  Stating that you don't spay/neuter in an online forum is like painting a target on your back.  Or in this case, on your dogs' balls.


What's a good color to paint a dog's balls, anyhow?
 
2014-08-13 02:37:59 PM  
Can someone please kill that muscle-head-sitting-on-the-couch-filling-his-face-talking-about-carbs douche, already?!?!?
 
2014-08-13 04:29:32 PM  

dookdookdook: Y'know what else that fox has that you don't?  His balls.


Rabies?
 
2014-08-13 04:30:48 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Foxes are soooooo cute


Except when the kits are playing at 3 AM, right outside your bedroom door on the back deck.
Fortunately, they've moved on.
 
2014-08-13 06:09:42 PM  

Maud Dib: DjangoStonereaver: Foxes are soooooo cute

Except when the kits are playing at 3 AM, right outside your bedroom door on the back deck.
Fortunately, they've moved on.


Well, yeah.

We had a Vixen and a couple of kits in my neighborhood for a couple of years.  They lived in a stand of woods
behind one of my neighbor's houses, and she would occasionally leave out bowls of cat food for them.  They usually
didn't eat it except in the dead of night, but one time she happened to see a couple of the kits come out from
under her shed (where they were apparently living) and drag the bowl back so they could eat it in their den.

She said it was the cutest thing she'd ever seen.
 
2014-08-13 07:43:52 PM  

TheMega: bagumpity: Frederick: I've never neutered my boy dogs. To me it just seems wrong.

Better take cover.  Stating that you don't spay/neuter in an online forum is like painting a target on your back.  Or in this case, on your dogs' balls.

What's a good color to paint a dog's balls, anyhow?


Bright green with white stripes. It's hilarious to watch other dogs in the park chase him around like he's smuggling tennis balls under his tail.
 
2014-08-14 12:21:53 AM  

TheMega: What's a good color to paint a dog's balls, anyhow?


A friend's kid, when he was about 18 months old, would find highlighters and color his ballsack... neon pink, green, yellow, and blue.

They had to hide the highlighters.
 
2014-08-14 01:06:57 AM  
Fubini:A friend's kid, when he was about 18 months old, would find highlighters and color his ballsack... neon pink, green, yellow, and blue.

I...uh....brb.

...

Crap, no highlighters.
 
2014-08-14 12:18:26 PM  
Frederick: dookdookdook: Y'know what else that fox has that you don't?  His balls.

I've never neutered my boy dogs.  To me it just seems wrong.  I also am diligent in keeping them in my own yard.


It seems wrong to me to keep the balls of a dog that doesn't get regular breeding.  If I was given the choice of living my whole life as a virgin or being a eunuch, I think I'd choose the latter.
 
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