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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)   Anti-medical marijuana group thinks pot cookies will be used for rape, bring about a resurgence of jazz music   (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com) divider line 124
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2014-08-13 08:59:04 AM  
I suppose in theory it could, but no more so than a plethora of other psychoactive compounds, including ethanol.
 
2014-08-13 09:07:36 AM  
burnandlearn.com
 
2014-08-13 09:43:53 AM  
It's madness, I tell you! REEFER madness!
 
2014-08-13 09:52:05 AM  

Sybarite: [burnandlearn.com image 500x500]


I don't know if that's a real PSA, but French fry pizzas have been a thing for ages.
 
2014-08-13 10:57:01 AM  
Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic music is driven by marijuana, and marijuana smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and others. It is a drug that causes insanity, criminality, and death - the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind.
 
2014-08-13 10:57:13 AM  
Which will bring the resurgence in jazz....the cookies, or the anti-medical marijuana group?
(Depends....if it's the cookies, it'll be acid jazz; if it's the anti-medical marijuana group, it'll
be jitterbug-type stuff.)
 
2014-08-13 10:58:31 AM  
I don't know any biatches that got raped after eating a pot cookie, but I know plenty a biatches that suck dick for a few oz of weed, just sayin
 
2014-08-13 10:58:34 AM  
There's still an anti medical marijuana crowd? It' must be getting lonely over there.
 
2014-08-13 11:00:07 AM  
Hey cutie, does this pot cookie taste like roofies?


/yep, it does!!
 
2014-08-13 11:01:52 AM  
Came for the reefer madness reference leaving satisfied.  Further, of all the people criticizing the legalization of pot, I think they should have to disclose if they own stock in pharmaceutical companies that produce anti-anxiety medication.  I'm just saying...............................
 
2014-08-13 11:02:30 AM  
Part of the problem with the whole pot discussion is that 95% of the anti- side has never tried pot, so they can't speak from any experience about its effects.  They think it's like acid or PCP, which they also have no experience of except hearsay.  People get far more out of control on alcohol than on weed, but you can't explain that to prohibitionists, they have no frame of reference.
 
2014-08-13 11:03:40 AM  
What can I get With a Fig Newton?
 
2014-08-13 11:03:41 AM  
Awwww, fer chrissakes.
If you've had *any* first-hand experience with the weed, you'd know, it does nothing for sex drives.
If anything --like most of the 'facts' God whispers into the ears of good little sleeping prohibitionists that they later deliver from high upon their mountaintop-- the exact opposite is true.

"A hashish-eater would not lift a finger for the most beautiful maiden in Verona."

Pizza with fries on it is an entirely different matter however. Kinda want.
 
2014-08-13 11:04:38 AM  
Good, I was worried my chloroform and handkerchief shop was headed for bankruptcy.
 
2014-08-13 11:05:10 AM  
"It's the cheapest drug there is."
"I kinda want it."
 
2014-08-13 11:05:44 AM  
These are the only cookies you should ever eat. Evar!
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2014-08-13 11:06:09 AM  
Maybe not jazz, but shiat music in general
 
2014-08-13 11:06:26 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Sybarite: [burnandlearn.com image 500x500]

I don't know if that's a real PSA, but French fry pizzas have been a thing for ages.


Exactly! Now look at the state of our nation. Study it out!!
 
2014-08-13 11:06:51 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I don't know any biatches that got raped after eating a pot cookie, but I know plenty a biatches that suck dick for a few oz of weed, just sayin


You don't know any women who suck your dick for any reason.
 
2014-08-13 11:07:12 AM  
I have been tending to think of marijuana kind of like hard liquor in terms of it's evil-ness and how it should be handled.  This reinforces my opinion.
 
2014-08-13 11:07:23 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Part of the problem with the whole pot discussion is that 95% of the anti- side has never tried pot, so they can't speak from any experience about its effects.  They think it's like acid or PCP, which they also have no experience of except hearsay.  People get far more out of control on alcohol than on weed, but you can't explain that to prohibitionists, they have no frame of reference.


It's mainly police unions and the private prison industry who oppose marijuana legalization. It's not little old ladies clutching their pearls at the thought of their granddaughter getting molested after smoking the pot, it's investors not wanting any decrease in their prison pipeline.
 
2014-08-13 11:07:40 AM  
So they're afraid of marijuana's market penetration?
 
2014-08-13 11:08:12 AM  

TsarTom: Awwww, fer chrissakes.
If you've had *any* first-hand experience with the weed, you'd know, it does nothing for sex drives.


It can make you temporarily forget why you've got a stiffy. Or not care.. What were we talking about?
  /wants some of the cookies they're having...
 
2014-08-13 11:08:33 AM  
Funded by that moist shiatball Sheldon Adelson.
 
2014-08-13 11:09:02 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-13 11:09:03 AM  
bring about a resurgence of jazz music

warosu.org
 
2014-08-13 11:09:13 AM  
"And Jesus said, 'Suffer the little carbon legacies to come onto me'..."
 
2014-08-13 11:10:03 AM  

special20: These are the only cookies you should ever eat. Evar!
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Yeah, but those look like fig newtons, and we all know what Jesus thinks of figs:

12The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry.  13Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.  14Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again."And his disciples heard him say it.
 
2014-08-13 11:10:08 AM  
You can tell when an opponent of weed has never smoked weed because they come up with dumbass objections like this.
 
2014-08-13 11:10:21 AM  
Wow, Sheldon Adelson's baleful potato head surfaces again. I thought he was just an anti-online poker ogre.
 
2014-08-13 11:10:45 AM  

special20: These are the only cookies you should ever eat. Evar!
[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 736x517]


Those things look creepy as fark.
 
2014-08-13 11:11:47 AM  

TsarTom: Awwww, fer chrissakes.
If you've had *any* first-hand experience with the weed, you'd know, it does nothing for sex drives.


I used to date a girl who hardly ever smoked, but when she did she would get very randy. I always knew if we were getting high, I was in for a good time.
 
2014-08-13 11:13:01 AM  

lousyskater: bring about a resurgence of jazz music

[warosu.org image 379x214]


Counterpoint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKSMbPbuGYE
 
2014-08-13 11:13:06 AM  

Crewmannumber6: There's still an anti medical marijuana crowd? It' must be getting lonely over there.


Not really.  The country is full of pearl clutching jackboot licking authoritarian types that still think the negro is coming for their daughters.
 
2014-08-13 11:13:06 AM  

2xcited: Came for the reefer madness reference leaving satisfied.  Further, of all the people criticizing the legalization of pot, I think they should have to disclose if they own stock in pharmaceutical companies that produce anti-anxiety medication.  I'm just saying...............................


As well as any stock in tobacco companies as well as any association with any law enforcement groups, unions, prisons, etc.
 
2014-08-13 11:13:28 AM  

Mad_Radhu: special20: These are the only cookies you should ever eat. Evar!
[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 736x517]

Yeah, but those look like fig newtons, and we all know what Jesus thinks of figs:

12The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry.  13Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.  14Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again."And his disciples heard him say it.


God hates figs?
 
2014-08-13 11:13:29 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 768x971]


Before I comment, how old?
 
2014-08-13 11:13:36 AM  

Mad_Radhu: special20: These are the only cookies you should ever eat. Evar!
[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 736x517]

Yeah, but those look like fig newtons, and we all know what Jesus thinks of figs:

12The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry.  13Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.  14Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again."And his disciples heard him say it.


Fig Newtons are unamerican as all hell. They're really Secret Muslim snacks.
 
2014-08-13 11:14:24 AM  

Aquapope: You can tell when an opponent of weed has never smoked weed because they come up with dumbass objections like this.


In fairness, that crazy "jazz" did lead to race-mixing.
 
2014-08-13 11:14:32 AM  
So are we talking about rape rape, or the "we were both drunk off our asses last night and now I regret having sex with you" kind of rape?
 
2014-08-13 11:15:51 AM  

1stgenwhtrash: Wow, Sheldon Adelson's baleful potato head surfaces again. I thought he was just an anti-online poker ogre.


Since he's a  casino owner, I'm assuming he's in favor of the tradition of plying guests with alcohol so that they lose their inhibitions.
 
2014-08-13 11:16:02 AM  
I am upstairs feeding your mom pot cookies right now while you read this post.

/you stay in the basement
 
2014-08-13 11:16:19 AM  
I think I'll make a batch of Oatmeal Raisin pot cookies for proper gRaping of women.
 
2014-08-13 11:16:50 AM  
Weed cookies are the number one cause of rape face
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That was his face after smoking just one weed cookie.
 
2014-08-13 11:17:53 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 768x971]


...is she making a baby sandwich?
 
2014-08-13 11:17:59 AM  
drugpolicycentral.com
 
2014-08-13 11:18:18 AM  

wgb423: I am upstairs feeding your mom pot cookies right now while you read this post.

/you stay in the basement


Not my mom...she's at the bar, she's not upstairs....

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-13 11:18:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-13 11:18:45 AM  
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
2014-08-13 11:19:07 AM  
Then there's the Florida Sheriff's Association, which reportedly makes big money and stands to make more as long as marijuana remains illegal.

Your ruthless, money-hungry cartel in question, ladies and gentlemen.
 
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