JoieD'Zen: Parents have been doing this for years./dnrtfa
Diogenes: JoieD'Zen: Parents have been doing this for years./dnrtfaI'm assuming you didn't grow up in landlocked Western PA ;-)
Earthworm Jim Jones: Was it the dad from 'Gullah Gullah Island'?
ReapTheChaos: Let me see if I get this. Getting fed up with the kids and telling them to get the fark out of the house for a while is considered endangering the welfare of children. If you walk out of the house yourself and leave the kids by themselves it's also endangering the welfare of children. You're farked either way.
redsquid: My step coont used to kick me out so she could smoke pot. She'd tell me to go take a walk because I needed to lose weight. One day I just decided to keep walking. I was gone for hours. When I got home she was freaking out because she thought something bad had happened. She went through all the scenarios that had haunted her pot addled mind- I was hit by a car, I was kidnapped, I had run away, I got lost, I was hurt. When I asked if she had called anyone she got really quiet and tried to change the subject. I knew as well as she did that the main reason she was freaking out was because she thought something had happened but she was too stoned and paranoid to call the cops. I realized that I had the upper hand. When dad got home she didn't say anything. I waited until dinner and sheepishly apologized to my dad for causing so much trouble and scaring my step mom so badly, I just really wanted to walk and lose weight. He had no idea what I was talking about (of course) and this forced her to tell him what happened. Needless to say she spent the rest of the evening getting her ass chewed out for being irresponsible while I played innocent.biatch never tried to kick me out of the house again.CSB
Cheron: My dad did this all the time. My did didn't drink though/we had a strict curfew, could be home before 11:00 pm
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