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2014-08-13 01:00:39 AM  
Stupid shiats
 
2014-08-13 01:03:53 AM  
forums.watchuseek.com

/oblig
 
2014-08-13 01:16:48 AM  
Jeez. Now I'm going to have to tell people that my dad cut down trees for 40 years.
 
2014-08-13 04:59:00 AM  
The way to catch those guys is to ask the local frame shop who's having that letter framed.
 
2014-08-13 07:51:30 AM  
British people on vacation are farking animals.

And they can't manage to remain civilized, too.
 
2014-08-13 07:52:50 AM  
As someone who used to do pool maintenance (summer camp) a few years back, this needs to be a capital offense. No age restrictions.
 
2014-08-13 07:53:43 AM  
Eh, white people problems.
 
hej
2014-08-13 07:54:53 AM  
criticalfinancial.com
 
2014-08-13 07:54:54 AM  
Doody!
 
2014-08-13 07:55:26 AM  
Why are Europeans such assholes when they go on vacation? And people complain about Americans?
 
2014-08-13 07:58:36 AM  
You can use it over and over again!!!

www.funslurp.com
 
2014-08-13 07:59:41 AM  

abhorrent1: Why are Europeans such assholes when they go on vacation? And people complain about Americans?


Only the British are such assholes, really. Everytime there is a story like that in the news, they are talking about them.
 
2014-08-13 07:59:51 AM  
www.peoriadefense.com
 
2014-08-13 08:01:52 AM  
static-secure.guim.co.uk
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And CRAP IN THE POOL.
 
2014-08-13 08:02:04 AM  
static3.businessinsider.com
 
2014-08-13 08:02:53 AM  
ingloriousdadstar.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-13 08:03:28 AM  
I would stab someone if I saw them doing his
 
2014-08-13 08:04:50 AM  
Protip: anytime a news source says something is an "Internet craze", it's just a couple dickheads with Facebook accounts doing something stupid.
 
2014-08-13 08:05:00 AM  
I'm ok with this...
 
2014-08-13 08:05:57 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-13 08:06:32 AM  

padraig: abhorrent1: Why are Europeans such assholes when they go on vacation? And people complain about Americans?

Only the British are such assholes, really. Everytime there is a story like that in the news, they are talking about them.


DOn't think I've ever read anything good about the Germans either. I mean, look what they did to Pearl Harbor.
 
2014-08-13 08:06:44 AM  

padraig: abhorrent1: Why are Europeans such assholes when they go on vacation? And people complain about Americans?

Only the British are such assholes, really. Everytime there is a story like that in the news, they are talking about them.


I have witnessed this.  We were on vacation last month in Mexico and the British (not all of them, some were quite pleasant) were rude, demanding and possessed an outstanding aura of self-importance among other things.  The Americans were fine.

In Cuba, it's Germans and Quebecois you deal with.  Germans are perfectly fine and quiet.  Quebecios not so much.
 
2014-08-13 08:14:37 AM  
I submitted this with a cornier headline.
 
2014-08-13 08:21:13 AM  
Everybody poops.
 
2014-08-13 08:24:49 AM  

Welcome to our L


Notice there's no "POO" in it.

 
2014-08-13 08:24:59 AM  
It's no big deal.
 
2014-08-13 08:27:34 AM  

ChipNASA: [static3.businessinsider.com image 372x434]


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-13 08:30:53 AM  
That's why you never swim in a public pool.

Why don't you sick f*cks just crap your own pants instead and wallow in it?
 
2014-08-13 08:33:59 AM  
China doesn't have this problem.....

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-08-13 08:34:03 AM  

phlegmmo: [forums.watchuseek.com image 197x197]

/oblig


done in two
 
2014-08-13 08:34:34 AM  

skinink: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x591]


*sucks in gut
 
2014-08-13 08:34:45 AM  

24.media.tumblr.com

 
2014-08-13 08:35:23 AM  
I told my wife I was reading a story about people pooping in pools.  She asked why the people were pooping in pools.  I got to the "and" in the phrase "for shiats and giggles" before cracking up laughing and correcting myself to "LITERALLY for the shiats and giggles".

Some things are funny as long as they aren't sploopshing up against your leg while you're trying to relax and work on a tan...
 
2014-08-13 08:35:28 AM  
i.istockimg.com
 
2014-08-13 08:38:32 AM  

skinink: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x591]


Yori always looked nice in anything tight.
 
2014-08-13 08:41:24 AM  

skinink: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x591]


Must have been cold when they filmed that.
 
2014-08-13 08:46:32 AM  

abhorrent1: padraig: abhorrent1: Why are Europeans such assholes when they go on vacation? And people complain about Americans?

Only the British are such assholes, really. Everytime there is a story like that in the news, they are talking about them.

DOn't think I've ever read anything good about the Germans either. I mean, look what they did to Pearl Harbor.


Germans?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-13 08:48:07 AM  
White people, you have finally taken shiat too far.
 
2014-08-13 08:59:15 AM  
If you dook in my pool, you're getting an ass kicking
 
2014-08-13 09:00:28 AM  
Sounds like resort life problems.
 
2014-08-13 09:00:48 AM  

Hoopy Frood: abhorrent1: padraig: abhorrent1: Why are Europeans such assholes when they go on vacation? And people complain about Americans?

Only the British are such assholes, really. Everytime there is a story like that in the news, they are talking about them.

DOn't think I've ever read anything good about the Germans either. I mean, look what they did to Pearl Harbor.

Germans?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x132]


He's on a roll.
 
2014-08-13 09:01:43 AM  
www.authortonypiazza.com
Ah well - when in Rome the British empire!
*BLURP*
 
2014-08-13 09:05:20 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-13 09:16:08 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-13 09:19:23 AM  

ChipNASA: China doesn't have this problem.....

[lh3.ggpht.com image 790x556]


Look how yellow the water is.
 
2014-08-13 09:22:21 AM  
Ok, so here's how you get the same effect without getting the hotel fine: simply yell TURD IN THE POOL! TURD IN THE POOL! You see, there doesn't have to be an actual turd or even a fake one to cause a panic. Which is funny, because if you consider all the individual poopy assholes of those in the pool, the combined amount would surely make up a log or two. And that's what the chlorine is for. Don't worry, you won't care after a couple cocktails.
 
2014-08-13 09:24:37 AM  

abhorrent1: padraig: abhorrent1: Why are Europeans such assholes when they go on vacation? And people complain about Americans?

Only the British are such assholes, really. Everytime there is a story like that in the news, they are talking about them.

DOn't think I've ever read anything good about the Germans either. I mean, look what they did to Pearl Harbor.


Did they poop in it?
 
2014-08-13 09:31:59 AM  

devine: ChipNASA: China doesn't have this problem.....

[lh3.ggpht.com image 790x556]

Look how yellow the water is.


Dats Wasist.
 
2014-08-13 09:34:06 AM  

devine: ChipNASA: China doesn't have this problem.....

[lh3.ggpht.com image 790x556]

Look how yellow the water is.


I'm trying to see what you're getting at. Maybe if I squint.

( ̄^ ̄)
 
2014-08-13 09:34:44 AM  

mike_d85: devine: ChipNASA: China doesn't have this problem.....

[lh3.ggpht.com image 790x556]

Look how yellow the water is.

Dats Wasist.


memeorama.com
 
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