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(Metro)   M-m-m-man d-d-d-dies af-f-f-f-ter g-g-g-getting v-v-v-vibrator st-st-st-stuck up h-h-his b-b-b-butt. (w/ not safe for work pic)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 45
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2014-08-13 09:20:28 AM  
The surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face..
 
2014-08-13 10:43:36 AM  
D-d-d-d-d-duppe
 
2014-08-13 11:17:36 AM  
Rectum, did actually kill 'em
 
2014-08-13 11:18:49 AM  
again??
 
2014-08-13 11:19:03 AM  
voodoo something something
 
2014-08-13 11:19:08 AM  
A: Man dies from vibrator up butt.
B: NSFW Pictures.

NOPE.
 
2014-08-13 11:20:15 AM  
MMmmmuuussssttttt Hhhhaaavvvveeeee Beeeennnnnnn Hiiiisssssss BUUtttttttttttt Buuudddddyyyyyyyyy


/in before the thread is pulled.
 
2014-08-13 11:21:15 AM  
Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/
 
2014-08-13 11:21:49 AM  
stream1.gifsoup.com stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-08-13 11:21:57 AM  

Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/


I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo
 
2014-08-13 11:22:21 AM  
I was in my kitchen one time doing something and I slipped and fell on a cucumber. 3 times!
 
2014-08-13 11:23:14 AM  

ChipNASA: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240] [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240]


I like how you went with 2 today.
 
2014-08-13 11:24:03 AM  

blatz514: ChipNASA: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240] [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240]

I like how you went with 2 today.


It's in stereo that way.
 
2014-08-13 11:25:25 AM  
This gets green lighted when such gems as "9 things you didnt know about sperm, as told by Lindsay Lohan" are not.....where is the justice?
 
2014-08-13 11:25:30 AM  

Freakin Rican: again??


Copy cat crime
 
2014-08-13 11:27:38 AM  

Boo_Guy: blatz514: ChipNASA: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240] [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240]

I like how you went with 2 today.

It's in stereo that way.


if you cross your eyes just right it's in 3D
 
2014-08-13 11:28:10 AM  
The admin who greenlit this is awesome, nothing up his ass today
 
2014-08-13 11:28:36 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo


I suppose we should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.
 
2014-08-13 11:30:41 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: The admin who greenlit this is awesome, nothing up his ass today


It's a conspiracy,  the admins are in the pocket of big dildo!

/why does my spellcheck not have the word dildo in it?
 
2014-08-13 11:31:07 AM  

Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo

I suppose we should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.


whose to say we didn't?
 
2014-08-13 11:31:30 AM  

sprawl15: Boo_Guy: blatz514: ChipNASA: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240] [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240]

I like how you went with 2 today.

It's in stereo that way.

if you cross your eyes just right it's in 3D


Oh god.
 
2014-08-13 11:31:36 AM  
Try this again ...

What a buzz-kill!
 
2014-08-13 11:31:49 AM  
thumbs.newschoolers.com
 
2014-08-13 11:31:58 AM  

Boo_Guy: Smeggy Smurf: The admin who greenlit this is awesome, nothing up his ass today

It's a conspiracy,  the admins are in the pocket of big dildo!

/why does my spellcheck not have the word dildo in it?


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-13 11:32:34 AM  
H-h-h-h-h-howww-w-w-w-w-
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-000oooooooooooooooo-o-o-o-ooo-
Y-y-y-y-y--o-o-oooooooo-ooooo\
turRrRRRRrrrrRrrRRRRRN it o---o--o-o--o-FFfff-f-f-f-f-ff?
 
2014-08-13 11:32:38 AM  
God damn you chip nasa!
If I had only hit the image button and not tried to ctrl-v...
damn you to dildos.
 
2014-08-13 11:34:15 AM  
Butt Nigel lived with his mother, surly she could have extracted it for him.
oec.okstate.edu
 
2014-08-13 11:34:36 AM  
If it's any consolation, I like your headline better
 
2014-08-13 11:35:19 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo

I suppose we I should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.

whose to say we didn't?


Ok so I didn't then.

dildo dildo dildo
I made you out of clay
dildo dildo dildo
with a dildo I will play
 
2014-08-13 11:36:42 AM  

AeAe: I was in my kitchen one time doing something and I slipped and fell on a cucumber. 3 times!


Million to one shot, doc!



31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-13 11:36:54 AM  

takemeaway10: If it's any consolation, I like your headline better


I agree
 
2014-08-13 11:37:48 AM  
This is an even worse epidemic than ebola.
 
2014-08-13 11:37:56 AM  
R-r-r-r-rrrreepeeat.
 
2014-08-13 11:37:59 AM  
www.prointim.net
 
2014-08-13 11:38:24 AM  

Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo

I suppose we I should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.

whose to say we didn't?

Ok so I didn't then.

dildo dildo dildo
I made you out of clay
dildo dildo dildo
with a dildo I will play


I did... which I guess means you'll never see this response.
=/
 
2014-08-13 11:38:58 AM  
apparently, his grandmother wasn't very good looking.  i know, that was below the belt not funny.   beyond the pale.
 
2014-08-13 11:39:56 AM  
what an asshole.
 
2014-08-13 11:40:04 AM  
WOW...

I thought the police report said he'd hung himself with his belt?
 
2014-08-13 11:40:12 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo

I suppose we should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.

whose to say we didn't?


Whose what?
 
2014-08-13 11:42:24 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo

I suppose we should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.

whose to say we didn't?

Whose what?


them. the they the them. All of them. Who are they to say?
 
2014-08-13 11:43:40 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo

I suppose we I should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.

whose to say we didn't?

Ok so I didn't then.

dildo dildo dildo
I made you out of clay
dildo dildo dildo
with a dildo I will play

I did... which I guess means you'll never see this response.
=/


Mods are sleeping,  or are leaving it up anyway.
 
2014-08-13 11:44:31 AM  

Linux_Yes: what an asshole.


Would this make the anus remarkable?
 
2014-08-13 11:46:25 AM  

Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Boo_Guy: Repeat,  with the exact same article was used.
http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714/

I was about to post this same comment... I guess i still will.
This is a repeat of  http://www.fark.com/comments/8371714
It even uses the same article.

\dildo

I suppose we I should've actually notified the admins,  but yelling "simpsons did it!" is more fun,  for me anyway.

whose to say we didn't?

Ok so I didn't then.

dildo dildo dildo
I made you out of clay
dildo dildo dildo
with a dildo I will play

I did... which I guess means you'll never see this response.
=/

Mods are sleeping,  or are leaving it up anyway.


no, it went red... thouh I guess red don't mean what it used to.
hooray!

\dildos
 
2014-08-13 11:49:01 AM  
Oh,  it's been killed.

"Alas, poor dildo! I knew him, Horatio: a stand up fellow"
 
2014-08-13 11:53:44 AM  

Boo_Guy: Oh,  it's been killed.

"Alas, poor dildo! I knew him, Horatio: a stand up fellow"


... ram-rod straight?
 
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