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(News 13 Orlando)   Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet   (mynews13.com) divider line 7
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2014-08-13 01:59:03 AM  
4 votes:
If they're looking for brains, they're gonna starve in Florida
2014-08-13 09:38:09 AM  
3 votes:
Zombie trouble at the local mart? This calls for..............

theawesomer.com
2014-08-13 07:11:49 PM  
1 votes:

How to deal with problem people


Zombies: Poster the neighborhood with signs advertising a Zombie bike ride or walk somewhere far away. Alternative: Zombie pub crawl through the worst honky-tonks in town.

Vampires:  Ultra thin silver wire strung from eave to eave throughout the neighborhood.

Werewolves:  Pass a poop-and-scoop law.

Wizards:  WiFi blocking.

Hobbits:  Salt the ground with magical rings of power.

Dwarves: All you can eat special fliers for Swedish restaurants that don't exist on the far side of town.

Basilisks. Mirrored glass balls everywhere. Polish your cars until you can read a newspaper with the help of a mirror.

Beggers: pick pockets.

Pick pockets: beggers. Natural enemies.

Those guys with I-am-deaf cards: Guys with I-am-blind cards.
2014-08-13 08:20:47 AM  
1 votes:
They found a needle filled with heroin and K-2.

You really can inject the (synthetic) marijuanas, after all??

i0.kym-cdn.com
2014-08-13 08:19:05 AM  
1 votes:
It's the time of the season.
2014-08-13 04:44:50 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: "They look like they are on drugs, like they're zombies, just walking around asking people for money,"

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Excellent!

Now, if you can just replace Randy with President Obama, it will be perfect.
2014-08-13 01:30:21 AM  
1 votes:
"They look like they are on drugs, like they're zombies, just walking around asking people for money,"

files.riffsy.com
 
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