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(Clarion-Ledger)   Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer   (clarionledger.com) divider line 70
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2014-08-12 09:53:33 PM  
This is now beyond a farce.
 
2014-08-12 09:57:04 PM  
his jimmies are so rustled
 
2014-08-12 10:07:47 PM  
That asshole reeks of stupid so bad you can smell it on the West coast

/against the prevailing winds
 
2014-08-12 10:17:29 PM  

RexTalionis: This is now beyond a farce.


Perhaps "farkce"? It seems to deserve some sort of neologism....
 
2014-08-12 11:41:21 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-13 12:24:49 AM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-13 12:31:03 AM  
Allow me to offer a condolence fap
 
2014-08-13 12:33:13 AM  

Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap


Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.
 
2014-08-13 12:34:52 AM  

Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.


If you hadn't pointed it out, it would have fit right in
 
2014-08-13 12:42:46 AM  

RexTalionis: This is now beyond a farce.



upload.wikimedia.org

Agrees.
 
2014-08-13 12:46:24 AM  
Dig up!
 
2014-08-13 12:48:58 AM  
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
 
2014-08-13 12:50:05 AM  

likegif.com

 
2014-08-13 12:50:42 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.

If you hadn't pointed it out, it would have fit right in


And now it's on the internet forever:
i344.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-13 12:51:00 AM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-13 12:52:51 AM  

Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap


Thank you, I just happened to be fresh out of faps.
 
2014-08-13 12:53:41 AM  
507 Bad Gateway

Anyone got the article?
 
2014-08-13 12:54:47 AM  
farkandfunk.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-13 12:57:16 AM  
Wow, Chris McDaniel. You are really dumb. Fo' real.
 
2014-08-13 01:00:52 AM  
Takes one to know one.
 
2014-08-13 01:01:34 AM  

King Something: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.

If you hadn't pointed it out, it would have fit right in

And now it's on the internet forever:
[i344.photobucket.com image 288x157]


Awwwdammitsomuch
 
2014-08-13 01:11:44 AM  

Notabunny: King Something: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.

If you hadn't pointed it out, it would have fit right in

And now it's on the internet forever:
[i344.photobucket.com image 288x157]

Awwwdammitsomuch


This...this is why I come to Fark.
 
2014-08-13 01:18:08 AM  
Something tells me that McDaniel didn't hear the word "no" very often when he was growing up.
 
2014-08-13 01:19:58 AM  
This man wants to have the power to vote for wars and get corporate bribes so very, very badly!
 
2014-08-13 01:23:48 AM  

Notabunny: Awwwdammitsomuch


In a few minutes, you'll have my condolences.
 
2014-08-13 01:28:50 AM  

Yaw String: [i65.photobucket.com image 306x310]


That makes me laugh every time.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.

If you hadn't pointed it out, it would have fit right in


Ya, I rolled right by it...
 
2014-08-13 01:31:26 AM  

TV's Vinnie: This man wants to have the power to vote for wars and get corporate bribes so very, very badly!


In McDaniel's case, I think he just wants a platform to show the world how much he hates the blackie.
 
2014-08-13 01:34:46 AM  
I'm not an elections expert, but doesn't this kinda go against the idea of a secret ballot?
 
2014-08-13 02:03:08 AM  

Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.


I'm afraid to ask, but what was the right thread for this comment?
 
2014-08-13 02:03:48 AM  
The problem with McDaniel's spokesmonkey saying this proves irregularities is that, unless the lawyer comes forward and in open court declares he voted for Cochran, it means there is no discernible pattern in irregularities.  That is to say, the one case where an irregularity led to a vote was presumably (unless the lawyer cops to voting against his boss) canst for McDaniel.  That means he cannot claim that all irregularities were against him. Since his lawsuit demands he be made the party nominee because all the weirdness went one way, he's screwed.  Since the irregularities were scattershot, there is no proof Cochran got all the funky votes (at this point, Cochran could claim McDaniel got all the irregular votes, based on the currently known samples); no judge is going to completely reverse a primary election based on BSABSVR.  And the judge would probably feel put-upon to not grant a new election as he probably could do, but explain that McDaniel overstepped his relief with demanding the nomination flat-out, and just dismiss the lawsuit wholesale.

I would have never mentioned "this proves irregularities" but went straight into "Fartbongo done falsified the election books through ACORN!"  The judge would still think you a loon, but at least you didn't just write Cochran's motion to dismiss for him.
 
2014-08-13 02:07:31 AM  

HighOnCraic: Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.

I'm afraid to ask, but what was the right thread for this comment?


This one?

http://www.fark.com/comments/8371267/Some-of-Robin-Williams-more-mem or able-quotes-advice-on-life-When-in-doubt-go-for-a-dick-joke
 
2014-08-13 02:14:56 AM  
Worst case of Mitt Romney disease I've ever seen. "B-But I can't lose! Its my destiny!"
 
2014-08-13 02:17:47 AM  

Old enough to know better: Worst case of Mitt Romney disease I've ever seen. "B-But I can't lose! Its my destiny!"


At least Romney conceded the first night.. after he came up with a concession speech that he didn't write beforehand.
 
2014-08-13 02:21:37 AM  

Notabunny: King Something: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Notabunny: Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap

Wow. Was that ever in the wrong thread.

If you hadn't pointed it out, it would have fit right in

And now it's on the internet forever:
[i344.photobucket.com image 288x157]

Awwwdammitsomuch


That's okay, fark infamy dies quick. Hardly anyone brings up Benjamin Franklin, First Boobiesmaster General of the United States hates your farking guts anymore. That was my fark filter pwnage all-time great.
 
2014-08-13 02:25:35 AM  

Old enough to know better: Worst case of Mitt Romney disease I've ever seen. "B-But I can't lose! Its my destiny!"

He reminds me more of Allen West. Romney didn't pull any of this pissant crybaby shiat he just shafted his creditors staff and then pouted for a year and a half. More like "you'll all be supa-sorry when I'm gone!" than "no fair you cheated!"
 
2014-08-13 02:45:12 AM  

The hits just keep coming for Chris
For whom politics equals bliss.
But now, the foul journey
Has snagged his attorney-
More airtime for this odious priss.

 
2014-08-13 02:53:41 AM  

phalamir: The problem with McDaniel's spokesmonkey saying this proves irregularities is that, unless the lawyer comes forward and in open court declares he voted for Cochran, it means there is no discernible pattern in irregularities.


The problem with that is if he were to do so, it would involve offering sworn testimony, which he can't do while acting as an attorney on the case. If he is subpoenaed by the defense to offer said testimony, he can claim exemption because he cannot be forced to disclose for whom he voted - which negates the entire case, since no one else can be forced to disclose this, either.

I hope this attorney is milking McDaniel for all he's worth, because he's knocking himself out of quite a few jobs with legal arguments this piss-poor.
 
2014-08-13 02:54:28 AM  
When is he going to stomp his feet, pound his fists on the floor, and scream "BUT I WANNA WIN!!!"
 
2014-08-13 02:57:39 AM  

Gyrfalcon: When is he going to stomp his feet, pound his fists on the floor, and scream "BUT I WANNA WIN!!!"


That might have happened off-camera already.
 
2014-08-13 03:04:44 AM  

Alphax: Gyrfalcon: When is he going to stomp his feet, pound his fists on the floor, and scream "BUT I WANNA WIN!!!"

That might have happened off-camera already.


It needs to be on-camera, though, so it can hit the social media and go viral. That would just about be the final nail in his sorry coffin.
 
2014-08-13 03:13:33 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Alphax: Gyrfalcon: When is he going to stomp his feet, pound his fists on the floor, and scream "BUT I WANNA WIN!!!"

That might have happened off-camera already.

It needs to be on-camera, though, so it can hit the social media and go viral. That would just about be the final nail in his sorry coffin.


You think that would stop him? He'd just point out how the liberal lamestream LSM media is against True Conservatives.
 
2014-08-13 03:58:58 AM  
Is this the part where he backs out of the room as quickly as possible, trips over an ottoman and then blames Obama? Can ya believe it? What ak urd.
 
2014-08-13 05:38:25 AM  

Old enough to know better: Worst case of Mitt Romney disease I've ever seen. "B-But I can't lose! Its my desFaptiny!"


Courtesy of notabunny.
 
2014-08-13 06:20:10 AM  
So, I RTFA, something I'm not known for. This is a real news article? Not like, the Onion or something? This is a real thing that's actually happening, not people shooting a TV show?

Horrifying.
 
GBB
2014-08-13 06:23:14 AM  
There's a reason Republican's are such experts in voter fraud.  It's much the same way that locksmith's are experts in lockpicking.
 
2014-08-13 06:40:15 AM  

ox45tallboy: I hope this attorney is milking McDaniel for all he's worth, because he's knocking himself out of quite a few jobs with legal arguments this piss-poor.


Is he even a real lawyer or is he just some teatard who got a law degree off the back of a cereal box?
 
2014-08-13 06:54:01 AM  
Buck, Buck, Buck, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!
 
2014-08-13 07:02:55 AM  
Chris McDaniel is a walking contraceptive advertisement.
 
2014-08-13 07:11:37 AM  

Notabunny: Allow me to offer a condolence fap


i.imgflip.com
 
2014-08-13 07:15:23 AM  

Old enough to know better: Worst case of Mitt Romney disease I've ever seen. "B-But I can't lose! Its my destiny!"


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