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(Foodbeast)   Your arteries will slam shut as your eyes feast upon this state fair abomination, the deep-fried spaghetti dog, served with a side of marinara   (foodbeast.com ) divider line
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2014-08-13 12:40:27 AM  
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2014-08-13 12:45:21 AM  
Ahh hell, I'd try it.
 
2014-08-13 01:33:16 AM  
That's pretty tame by fair food standards, it's basically just a corn dog with a noodle wrap instead of cornbread batter.
 
2014-08-13 01:34:54 AM  
Just what I want to eat: something that looks like a veiny, bloody penis.
 
2014-08-13 02:00:54 AM  
Abomination? THAT'S A FARKING CHALLENGE, SUBBY! I WILL MEET YOU AT DAWN WITH A SPORK, TWO POUNDS OF KETCHUP, AND A COUNTRY FAIR WHORE!

/also, it sounds kinda good. Better than deep fried cotton candy.
 
2014-08-13 02:10:49 AM  

fusillade762: Just what I want to eat: something that looks like a veiny, bloody penis.


Thank you

/I was hoping I wasn't the only one that thought that
 
2014-08-13 02:38:09 AM  
*heavy breathing*
 
2014-08-13 04:09:57 AM  
As long as it doesn't make my pyloric valve slam shut, I'm OK with it.
 
2014-08-13 04:28:09 AM  
OW, my cholesterol!
 
2014-08-13 04:28:38 AM  
Oh my God, must have! My left ventricle is shutting down anyway, I'm pretty sure one grease caked delicious pile of greasy deliciousness won't matter one way or another.
 
2014-08-13 04:32:12 AM  
That looks...super gay. Is the inventor trying to pwn folk?
 
2014-08-13 04:34:52 AM  

DrPainMD: As long as it doesn't make my pyloric valve slam shut, I'm OK with it.


Ignatius? Fortuna isn't going to care for you if you eat that shiat.
 
2014-08-13 04:37:56 AM  
Yeeeaaah.... I'ma forgo this one. Thanks anyways!    :-D
 
2014-08-13 04:42:35 AM  
I'm far from a food snob, but that doesn't sound even a little appealing.
 
2014-08-13 04:43:53 AM  

fusillade762: Just what I want to eat: something that looks like a veiny, bloody penis.


goharrison.com
 
2014-08-13 04:54:17 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Ahh hell, I'd try it.


ya, it looks not bad. probly better than a gross corn dog
 
2014-08-13 05:17:10 AM  
I prefer a cold spaghetti sandwich.

Butter two slices of bread (butter goes to the inside of the sandwich, not the outside*). Put on a nice layer of leftover spaghetti. Shake some grated Parmesan. Dust with some salt and pepper. Close it up and enjoy.

This deep fried thing... doesn't seem nearly as appealing.

*While I'm sure this is obvious to most folks... some folks aren't most.
 
2014-08-13 05:20:11 AM  

JohnnyC: I prefer a cold spaghetti sandwich.

Butter two slices of bread (butter goes to the inside of the sandwich, not the outside*). Put on a nice layer of leftover spaghetti. Shake some grated Parmesan. Dust with some salt and pepper. Close it up and enjoy.

This deep fried thing... doesn't seem nearly as appealing.

*While I'm sure this is obvious to most folks... some folks aren't most.


Well, if I were going to eat a spaghetti sandwich at all, I would butter the outside, substitute mozzarella for parmesan, and grill that right up.
 
2014-08-13 05:33:50 AM  
Of all the American food abominations, this is what you pick on?

fail, smitty, fail.
 
2014-08-13 05:53:40 AM  
Sounds disgusting. Everything fried is not automatically tasty. In fact, almost no fair food is worth eating, except for the bloomin' onion. Gosh darnit, those things are delicious.
 
2014-08-13 06:00:35 AM  
Once you've had the deep fried butter, nothing else really matters.
 
2014-08-13 06:38:39 AM  

JohnnyC: I prefer a cold spaghetti sandwich.

Butter two slices of bread (butter goes to the inside of the sandwich, not the outside*). Put on a nice layer of leftover spaghetti. Shake some grated Parmesan. Dust with some salt and pepper. Close it up and enjoy.

This deep fried thing... doesn't seem nearly as appealing.

*While I'm sure this is obvious to most folks... some folks aren't most.


Nogale: JohnnyC: I prefer a cold spaghetti sandwich.

Butter two slices of bread (butter goes to the inside of the sandwich, not the outside*). Put on a nice layer of leftover spaghetti. Shake some grated Parmesan. Dust with some salt and pepper. Close it up and enjoy.

This deep fried thing... doesn't seem nearly as appealing.

*While I'm sure this is obvious to most folks... some folks aren't most.

Well, if I were going to eat a spaghetti sandwich at all, I would butter the outside, substitute mozzarella for parmesan, and grill that right up.


Hmm, we have some leftover spaghetti in the fridge right now, just might have to try that.
 
2014-08-13 06:40:48 AM  
(as arteries shut)

It's the big one! Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you honey!
 
2014-08-13 06:57:09 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: fusillade762: Just what I want to eat: something that looks like a veiny, bloody penis.

Thank you

/I was hoping I wasn't the only one that thought that


Both of you should see a doctor.

And next time, write down the safe word.
 
2014-08-13 07:00:10 AM  
That does sound tasty.  Not for everyday consumption, of course.
 
2014-08-13 07:08:06 AM  

Bomb Head Mohammed: Of all the American food abominations, this is what you pick on?

fail, smitty, fail.


This.

If you read the article, it is not a new fair abomination. It is a guy waking up in his apartment with a fry daddy and an idea for my favorite website.
 
2014-08-13 07:15:00 AM  
That is absolutely hilarious. Fark now changes the word "cl1ckb8." To "my favorite website." Brilliant.
 
2014-08-13 07:18:40 AM  

Prophet of Loss: fusillade762: Just what I want to eat: something that looks like a veiny, bloody penis.

[goharrison.com image 425x316]


+1
 
2014-08-13 07:23:47 AM  
Swap the dog with Italian sausage and it would probably be pretty good.
 
2014-08-13 07:25:33 AM  

TheLondonLook: Sounds disgusting. Everything fried is not automatically tasty. In fact, almost no fair food is worth eating, except for the bloomin' onion. Gosh darnit, those things are delicious.


I've had deep fried Rowling... OK, wtf, Swype. I've had deep fried tortellini and it was absolutely delicious with cheese sauce. The spaghetti thing may be better than it looks.
 
2014-08-13 07:51:46 AM  

JohnnyC: I prefer a cold spaghetti sandwich.

Butter two slices of bread (butter goes to the inside of the sandwich, not the outside*). Put on a nice layer of leftover spaghetti. Shake some grated Parmesan. Dust with some salt and pepper. Close it up and enjoy.

This deep fried thing... doesn't seem nearly as appealing.

*While I'm sure this is obvious to most folks... some folks aren't most.


That shiat sounds disgusting. If I had those ingredients available, I nuke the spaghetti in the microwave, add the butter and stir it in until melted, dust with parmesan and pepper, and eat it with a fork. Why would I want it cold and with bread?

/i know, stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg
 
2014-08-13 07:59:35 AM  
20 mg Crestor, and your good to go! No worries.
 
2014-08-13 08:00:58 AM  
My arteries slam shut? That made every orifice on my body slam shut.
 
2014-08-13 08:02:18 AM  
Seriously, there are a lot worse things at state fairs than that.  At the recently ended Wisconsin State fair we deep fry everything: pizza, cheescake, ice cream bars, twinkies, various candy bars, donuts (does that make them twice fried?), etc...

And then there's this:

DEEP FRIED FAT ELVIS ON-A-STICK
Peanut Butter Cup dipped in Banana Batter wrapped in Bacon
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2014-08-13 08:10:48 AM  

Nogale: Well, if I were going to eat a spaghetti sandwich at all, I would butter the outside, substitute mozzarella for parmesan, and grill that right up.


I'll be honest, that got me a halfway chub. If you could please continue with a description of exactly how you'd cook it, I can start my work day happy.
 
2014-08-13 08:11:44 AM  

JohnnyC: I prefer a cold spaghetti sandwich.

Butter two slices of bread (butter goes to the inside of the sandwich, not the outside*). Put on a nice layer of leftover spaghetti. Shake some grated Parmesan. Dust with some salt and pepper. Close it up and enjoy.

This deep fried thing... doesn't seem nearly as appealing.

*While I'm sure this is obvious to most folks... some folks aren't most.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-13 08:12:46 AM  

big pig peaches: My arteries slam shut? That made every orifice on my body slam shut.


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Now, they'll stay shut.
 
2014-08-13 08:14:50 AM  
I read that as "a side of marijuana", and, I've got to tell you, it made a lot more sense that way.
 
2014-08-13 08:15:26 AM  
Got me a craving for battered mars bars now. Thanks guys, you've just slaughtered my diet.
 
2014-08-13 08:28:15 AM  

abhorrent1: Swap the dog with Italian sausage and it would probably be pretty good.


Know how I know you didn't RTFA?
 
2014-08-13 08:29:17 AM  
That doesn't really look all that bad compared with the normal artery clogging items we see on here.
 
2014-08-13 08:35:33 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: That's pretty tame by fair food standards, it's basically just a corn dog with a noodle wrap instead of cornbread batter.


Yeah, compare it to one of the larger mozzarella sticks that good restaurants serve, and this may even be healthier. Nothing outrageous about it.
 
2014-08-13 08:35:53 AM  
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2014-08-13 08:44:06 AM  
I had a Scottish egg kolachi last Sunday. So good but I don't think I should be eating anything deep fried for awhile in order to let my heart recover.
 
2014-08-13 08:53:30 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: That's pretty tame by fair food standards, it's basically just a corn dog with a noodle wrap instead of cornbread batter.


Hell, I could even make a healthy, organic version of that thing. That's almost real food, and certainly doen't qualify for the State Fair Food Gallery of Horrors by a mile.
 
2014-08-13 08:56:33 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: I had a Scottish egg kolachi last Sunday. So good but I don't think I should be eating anything deep fried for awhile in order to let my heart recover.


Ohh I haven't had those in forever, I know what I'm making this weekend.  I'm pretty sure my wife has never had them too so I get to corrupt her with more terrible food.
 
2014-08-13 09:01:04 AM  
Who gives a fark about State Fair food?

If all you do is eat it one day out of the year I seriously doubt it is going to kill you.
 
2014-08-13 09:20:57 AM  
A hot dog?  Maybe a sausage link or brat would be asking too much.
 
2014-08-13 09:22:56 AM  
I just flushed something similar-looking to that (the stick hurt like a SOB coming out).
 
2014-08-13 09:23:46 AM  

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I want that in my mouth, with a nice tall Lipator milkshake! You, you gorgeous Americana festival monstrocity! You have an appointment with my intestines and arteries!

thamike: big pig peaches: My arteries slam shut? That made every orifice on my body slam shut.

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Now, they'll stay shut.


Jumpin farkin' Jesus on a stripper pole, what is that on the left guy's throat?!?! It's like the mutant love child of Lemmy's mole.
 
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