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(The Smoking Gun)   Failure to appear... human? It's this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2014-08-12 05:35:29 PM  
The hell?
www.thesmokinggun.com Seriously... the hell?
 
2014-08-12 05:38:38 PM  
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2014-08-12 05:47:27 PM  
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c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-12 07:43:15 PM  
#13 is my reaction to seeing #12.
 
2014-08-12 07:44:49 PM  
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mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com

Let's just get this one out of the way, shall we?
 
2014-08-12 07:53:47 PM  
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Keyed his car.  Totally worth it.
 
2014-08-12 07:54:05 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The hell?
[www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875] Seriously... the hell?


Fy ya sta ta
 
2014-08-12 07:54:27 PM  

FriarReb98: #13 is my reaction to seeing #12.


Internet fistbump.
 
2014-08-12 07:55:15 PM  
looks like some Muties need to be send back to the Cursed Earth....
 
2014-08-12 07:55:35 PM  
#9 has herpes on her mouth and a gigantic forehead.

Would probably still bang.
 
2014-08-12 07:59:03 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The hell?
[www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875] Seriously... the hell?


He looks like the kind of guy who will follow you home and rape your dog if you look at him funny.
 
2014-08-12 08:03:48 PM  
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Mugshots are never great photos. I'm sure she cleans up just fine
 
2014-08-12 08:12:22 PM  

sandbar67: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x860]

Mugshots are never great photos. I'm sure she cleans up just fine


That's a she?
 
2014-08-12 08:13:58 PM  
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Good Christ, the guy from The Prodigy has really let himself go.
 
2014-08-12 08:16:12 PM  

sandbar67: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x860]

Mugshots are never great photos. I'm sure she cleans up just fine


/Fark you, that has to be the ugliest transformer I've ever had the misfortune to see.  going to gouge out my eyes now. Brb.
 
2014-08-12 08:17:22 PM  
Um...transformer...? Thats not what i said....(shakes tiny fist at the fark filter.) Tr[nospam-﹫-backwards]yn­n***TH­ER­E**S­UCK IT FILTER!!
 
2014-08-12 08:19:53 PM  
The drunkagain DUI made me laugh the most.
 
2014-08-12 08:20:15 PM  

sandbar67: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x860]

Mugshots are never great photos. I'm sure she cleans up just fine


She probably talks like this, *raspy low pitched voice* "Hiya dahl. Youse lookin foah a gud toime?"
 
2014-08-12 08:21:00 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Um...transformer...? Thats not what i said....(shakes tiny fist at the fark filter.) Tr[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]ynn[* image 7x13][* image 7x13][* image 7x13]THERE[* image 7x13][* image 7x13]SUCK IT FILTER!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblFQppJfyg
 
2014-08-12 08:21:35 PM  
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Looks like a gay bingo dauber
 
2014-08-12 08:24:30 PM  
She has changed a little since Charlie's Angles

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2014-08-12 08:25:26 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-08-12 08:29:38 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: She has changed a little since Charlie's Angles

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You mean that's not the chick from Burn Notice?
 
2014-08-12 08:29:41 PM  
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2014-08-12 08:30:15 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: /Fark you, that has to be the ugliest transformer I've ever had the misfortune to see.  going to gouge out my eyes now. Brb.


That's one of them cheap "Transmorpher" knock-offs.
 
2014-08-12 08:33:26 PM  
Rico. Rico Suave
www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2014-08-12 08:33:33 PM  
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2014-08-12 08:35:47 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-12 08:36:26 PM  

sandbar67: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x860]

Mugshots are never great photos. I'm sure she cleans up just fine


With a farking power washer filled with battery acid.
 
2014-08-12 08:38:06 PM  
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who punched Mr. Bean?
 
2014-08-12 08:42:15 PM  

DrBenway: [img.fark.net image 324x430][img.fark.net image 434x434]


Came here for this

/I knew he wasn't really dead - just another gag!
 
2014-08-12 08:42:54 PM  
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Look at your man.
Now back to be.
I have a tattoo en Espanol.
 
2014-08-12 08:44:46 PM  
Damn right I farked up his car,  and I'd do it again too!  Serves him right for cheating!
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2014-08-12 08:45:13 PM  

Hector Remarkable: BluVeinThrobber: She has changed a little since Charlie's Angles

[img.fark.net image 700x875]

You mean that's not the chick from Burn Notice?


I was thinking 'Charmed' myself.

/looks like she needs to call Leo again
 
2014-08-12 08:47:26 PM  

Sugar Free Orbit Gum...


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Fabulous!

 
2014-08-12 08:49:15 PM  
Aww she looks like she's really sorry. Can we let her go? Can we?

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2014-08-12 08:51:19 PM  
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i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-12 08:51:42 PM  
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Needs a GoFundMe account for a Lifestyle Lift.
 
2014-08-12 08:58:18 PM  

fappomatic: sandbar67: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x860]

Mugshots are never great photos. I'm sure she cleans up just fine

With a farking power washer filled with battery acid.


There is a first page to these roundups where you can find interesting details such as:

6) The Miami man, 58, on page #12 was arrested Tuesday for trespassing;
 
2014-08-12 09:04:22 PM  
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2014-08-12 09:04:52 PM  
Arrested for DUI

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Appropriate shirt choice.
 
2014-08-12 09:11:31 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Bit'O'Gristle: /Fark you, that has to be the ugliest transformer I've ever had the misfortune to see.  going to gouge out my eyes now. Brb.

That's one of them cheap "Transmorpher" knock-offs.


Thanks, I laughed until I cried. I'm glad I'm just getting funny looks and no one is going to ask me to explain, because I'm not sure  can do it without the mugshot, and I'm not sure anyone else needs to see anything so horrid this close to bed.
 
2014-08-12 09:17:25 PM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 500x667]


I was thinking that you already got to the picture of the guy with the blue hair before the smoking gun could post it.
 
2014-08-12 09:23:36 PM  
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jackandviv.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-12 09:30:13 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rico. Rico Suave
[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x667]


Any bets he was making a pass at the officer taking his pic?
 
2014-08-12 09:34:52 PM  
We replaced this woman's coffee with crystal meth... let's see if she notices.


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2014-08-12 09:39:30 PM  
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooo-tion
 
2014-08-12 09:43:09 PM  
#11. Bring her to my tent bathed. And have the blue hoodie washed, dried and given back to her. So she can arrive at my tent with it just so.
 
2014-08-12 09:45:35 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 699x506]


Wait... is that a "Youtube Generation" tattoo? WTF?
 
2014-08-12 09:45:39 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Um...transformer...? Thats not what i said....(shakes tiny fist at the fark filter.) Tr[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]ynn[* image 7x13][* image 7x13][* image 7x13]THERE[* image 7x13][* image 7x13]SUCK IT FILTER!!


In a background voice she said Lola...L-O-L-A ... Lola....
 
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