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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Petting zoos let your children get their hands on all sorts of creatures, including the microscopic ones   ( divider line
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2014-08-12 07:39:00 PM  
4 votes:
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2014-08-12 11:40:12 PM  
3 votes:
Don't EVER let your kids touch animals or even the ground at the local park and make sure you wipe down every square inch of your stucco palace with antibacterial cleaner at least twice a day. Snowflakes last longer that way.
2014-08-12 11:15:07 PM  
3 votes:
Yet another reason why you should never pet children
2014-08-13 01:11:01 AM  
2 votes:
Can't forget these petting zoo classics:

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2014-08-12 10:26:59 PM  
2 votes:
Children and farm animals. I'd be concerned about disease and need to wash my hands after coming into contact with either one.
2014-08-13 02:12:28 AM  
1 vote:
I type in Barnyard Filth and the first return is an MLP clip.

Oh, FARMyard Filth. That's different. And I don't think posting the cover art would be safe from a moderator's banhammer.
2014-08-13 02:11:24 AM  
1 vote:
Dammit, do I have to stop licking my guinea pigs now then?
2014-08-13 01:02:03 AM  
1 vote:
"We've all seen kids licking railings before," Klumb said, "so it can happen."

Licking railings at a petting zoo.  Thanks for that image.
2014-08-13 12:56:31 AM  
1 vote:

kling_klang_bed: This little guy would like some petting and a big old hug:

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2014-08-13 12:31:56 AM  
1 vote:

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They Bite.
2014-08-13 12:00:15 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah. School germs. Can't touch this.

/naananana. Nana. Nana. Naaaananana. Nana nana
2014-08-12 11:36:21 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Health officials advise anyone spending time around farm animals to wash their hands.

Reason #37,448 to Start Over on Another Planet: The fact that people need to be reminded of this.

"I never once washed my hands! That's your policy, not mine!"
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