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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Police investigate string of battery thefts, say charges are expected   (wmur.com) divider line 33
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2014-08-12 04:58:03 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-12 06:51:45 PM  
But did they fix the cable?
 
2014-08-12 07:08:18 PM  
They better be positive if they want the jury to convict.
 
2014-08-12 07:09:57 PM  
Anode wise man once told me, with great power comes great responsibility.
 
2014-08-12 07:11:40 PM  
Cops have great vitriol for the thief.  The mol that is missing could generate a concentrated response upon the perpetrator.
 
2014-08-12 07:12:22 PM  
I expect little resistance from the Ohmbudsman, I'm sure that the police have the capacity to short circuit the thefts. I'll keep my transistors warm in anticipation of news, hoping for a direct current to prison, I'll tell you watt. Great Scott!
 
2014-08-12 07:15:31 PM  
Were the batteries salted?
 
2014-08-12 07:16:27 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Anode wise man once told me, with great power comes great responsibility.


cathode me a favor, which left me positively charged with excitement. Maybe they should thermocouple the charge of theft with electron fraud?
 
2014-08-12 07:19:48 PM  
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2014-08-12 07:22:42 PM  

Kit Fister: HotWingAgenda: Anode wise man once told me, with great power comes great responsibility.

cathode me a favor, which left me positively charged with excitement. Maybe they should thermocouple the charge of theft with electron fraud?


I'll be shocked if they don't.
 
2014-08-12 07:29:26 PM  
ohm my gawd, this is really getting out of hand
 
2014-08-12 07:30:13 PM  
I see watt you did there subby.
 
2014-08-12 07:32:01 PM  
The cops are all amp'd up about it.
 
2014-08-12 07:44:50 PM  
Thanks a lot, subby.  Now we'll have to put up with these puns Faraday or two.
 
2014-08-12 07:47:36 PM  
I'll bet a nickel some cadmium called the coppers.
 
2014-08-12 07:56:00 PM  
How else are you supposed to make meth? Oh, not LiPos.
 
2014-08-12 07:56:34 PM  
The victims said they were anoded at the inconvenience.
 
2014-08-12 08:04:45 PM  
This guy is on the case

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2014-08-12 08:07:06 PM  
The thief will be over charged
 
2014-08-12 08:08:32 PM  
This is a revolting situation
 
2014-08-12 08:12:12 PM  
I bet that the guy is high on acid
 
2014-08-12 08:55:54 PM  
Did he resist arrest?
 
2014-08-12 09:11:28 PM  
+1 subby
 
2014-08-12 09:50:25 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: I bet that the guy is high on acid


I bet he's just bipolar.
 
2014-08-12 09:54:04 PM  

cyberspacedout: BluVeinThrobber: I bet that the guy is high on acid

I bet he's just bipolar.


I wonder if he's short
 
2014-08-12 09:58:20 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: cyberspacedout: BluVeinThrobber: I bet that the guy is high on acid

I bet he's just bipolar.

I wonder if he's short


He might even be revolting.
 
2014-08-12 10:01:50 PM  
*ding* "Somebody stole your battery. I say we go get the motherfarker."
 
2014-08-12 10:38:20 PM  
He'll get grounded, that's for sure.

A few years back, in Texas, there was a rash of thefts, criminals would break into cars, and just steal the batteries. I wonder what happened then.
 
2014-08-12 11:57:43 PM  

Ex-Texan: He'll get grounded, that's for sure.

A few years back, in Texas, there was a rash of thefts, criminals would break into cars, and just steal the batteries. I wonder what happened then.


Were hopping cars popular around that time?
http://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/trends-innovations/ques ti on294.htm
 
2014-08-13 12:56:38 AM  
Hard not to feel negative about the situation
 
2014-08-13 08:28:58 AM  
I'm an old man!  I get confused!

/I am dissapoint.
 
2014-08-13 09:53:29 AM  
Hopefully he isn't a serial offender. The FBi and local police should conduct parallel investigations prior to electron day.
 
2014-08-13 03:11:21 PM  
mike_d85 - came to ask if Uncle Leo was out of jail yet...  Now I'll settle for  --  "The Lopper!"
Mmmmmm, frog's legs  --  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Galvani
 
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