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(The Raw Story)   Double-chinned fox news Commentator "Dr." Keith Ablow says Michelle Obama is not allowed to fight for better childhood nutrition standards because "she could stand to drop a few pounds"   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2014-08-12 04:06:36 PM  
By taht standard can we get Dr Ablow and msot of the rest of the right wing to STFU about "sexual deviancy " now too?
 
2014-08-12 04:14:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-12 04:26:34 PM  
www.healthyblackwoman.com

Get in the ring.
 
2014-08-12 04:38:04 PM  
I don't understand this argument against healthier school lunches. These are lunches furnished by the federal government. It's not like the government is denying naturally occurring cheeseburgers that are totally free to the schools and replacing them with these other meals at expense.

It's the strangest argument. The same people who get up in arms whenever someone uses foodstamps to buy lobster and filet mignon and Ho-hos see school lunches changed to grilled chicken salads are are all, "NO! This is socialism! We must provide these kids with pepperoni pizza and Coca-cola! It's their right as Americans!" It doesn't make any sense.
 
2014-08-12 04:41:20 PM  
Fox News should no longer be able to talk about just about anything, then.
 
2014-08-12 04:49:52 PM  
Ablow me.
 
2014-08-12 04:54:28 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [www.healthyblackwoman.com image 503x335]

Get in the ring.


That woman is in great shape.
 
2014-08-12 05:09:13 PM  
Dr Ablow could stand to drop a personality disorder or two.
 
2014-08-12 05:10:12 PM  
Ablow has never been a first lady, so he's not allowed to have an opinion on first ladies. Dems the rules.
 
2014-08-12 05:11:31 PM  
so the right is now pro-obesity?
 
2014-08-12 05:15:46 PM  

FlashHarry: so the right is now pro-obesity?


NOW? THis is their great Taftian tradition, a sign of solidarity after W. H. Taft slayed the great mustached RINO.
 
2014-08-12 05:18:48 PM  
MOOCHELLE!!1!!  HAW HAW HAW!!!!
 
2014-08-12 05:20:11 PM  

FlashHarry: so the right is now pro-obesity?


Wharpudding.jpg
 
2014-08-12 05:22:31 PM  

FlashHarry: so the right is now pro-obesity?


Of course not...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-12 05:26:11 PM  
She's the most fit First Lady in living memory.

Ablow calling Michelle Obama fat is like the grass calling the sky green.
 
2014-08-12 05:35:17 PM  
I remember Democrats attacking Laura Bush for promoting reading.

Oh wait, no I don't, because they didn't.
 
2014-08-12 05:36:09 PM  
Ablow's a hired hack.  News at 11.

I bet Michelle could take him in a fight.
 
2014-08-12 05:38:44 PM  

Diogenes: Ablow's a hired hack.  News at 11.

I bet Michelle could take him in a fight.


I would pay good money to see that.
 
2014-08-12 05:40:03 PM  

vernonFL: I remember Democrats attacking Laura Bush for promoting reading.

Oh wait, no I don't, because they didn't.


Bill Maher Explains To The Tea Party Why Michelle Obama is Not Stalin

"It's just a tradition that First Ladies get to pick some mundane up until now non-controversial cause to promote. Lady Bird Johnson beautifying America, Barbara Bush had literacy. Betty Ford's was no hard liquor before 10 AM. Our last First Lady Laura Bush worked tirelessly against illiteracy, so between her efforts and her husband's, it was a tie. Hillary Clinton did pioneering work in looking the other way..."
 
2014-08-12 05:52:01 PM  
classic government "do as I say not as I do. "

Now if we learned that Nanny Reagan was actually on drugs it would be a perfect run.

/do you need drugs when you're crazy?
 
2014-08-12 06:00:02 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: classic government "do as I say not as I do. "


Keith Ablow is not going to have s--wait, strike that.
 
2014-08-12 06:04:46 PM  
He then stepped out for a smoke break
 
2014-08-12 06:31:39 PM  
I suppose he complained she spends too much time in tanning booths?
 
2014-08-12 06:38:29 PM  
She's twice my age and I'd kill for upper arms as firm as hers.

Keith Ablow looks like something I'd glance at quickly before flushing.
 
2014-08-12 06:39:26 PM  
Wake me up when our country starts fighting to reduce chemical additives, preservatives, artificial hormones and antibiotics, processed filler, sugar, salt, and starches in our diets, and starts advocating real food.
 
2014-08-12 06:41:02 PM  
"What's the message?" she said. "If you don't let us feed your kids gross, dried-up vegetables, we're going to shoot you with our guns?"

FAUX News finally finds something for which to be critical of the military, and then they double the derp by throwing in a rampaging-gun-nut motif.
 
2014-08-12 06:43:01 PM  
Michelle is fit, just like the last few we've had.

Come to think of it, when was the last "fat" first lady?  I don't think we've had one.
 
2014-08-12 06:45:20 PM  
www.rawstory.com

Grow some farking hair.  (With bonus "MA, I'M ON FOX NEWS RIGHT NOW" fatass in the background).
 
2014-08-12 06:48:35 PM  
"What's the message?" she said. "If you don't let us feed your kids gross, dried-up vegetables, we're going to shoot you with our guns?"

Nah, they come after you if you DO. It's easy enough to make most vegetables good.
 
2014-08-12 06:48:41 PM  
JoieD'Zen: Sin_City_Superhero: [www.healthyblackwoman.com image 503x335]

Get in the ring.

That woman is in great shape.


and yet she's portrayed by the right as being some kind of heifer. Strange. It's almost like they're living in a fantasy world.
 
2014-08-12 06:48:58 PM  
Well the way this nation is going, most of us could stand to drop a few pounds. Which I think is the point baldy.
 
2014-08-12 06:51:40 PM  

Kit Fister: Wake me up when our country starts fighting to reduce chemical additives, preservatives, artificial hormones and antibiotics, processed filler, sugar, salt, and starches in our diets, and starts advocating real food.


There is a small movement doing this, but few people want to deal with the reality we'd rather have cheap food that is bad for us than better food that is more expensive, especially when you've got subsidies keeping said food cheap.

Add in confusing advertisements and packaging, i.e. chicken and pork being advertised as hormone free when federal regulations bar the use of hormones in chicken and pork production, low fat ice milk (fark you DQ) versus ice cream, and all sorts of alt-med Dr. Oz food bullshiat, well, where the fark do we really start?
 
2014-08-12 06:52:51 PM  

d23: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

Grow some farking hair.  (With bonus "MA, I'M ON FOX NEWS RIGHT NOW" fatass in the background).


If they ever bring SPECTRE back to the 007 movies, looks like we have our Blofeld
 
2014-08-12 06:54:49 PM  

meat0918: Come to think of it, when was the last "fat" first lady? I don't think we've had one.


We will when Michele Bachmann is President.
 
2014-08-12 06:57:48 PM  
I think she is crazy fit but assuming she was struggling with her weight a little, wouldn't that give her more credibility on the issue, not less?

I'm pretty sure here motto is eating well and being physically active and not obsessing about body image.  Also, based on what Albow has said about homosexuality in the past, I'm surprised he is able to retain his license to practice psychiatry.
 
2014-08-12 06:59:54 PM  
I've dropped 20 since March.  My knees thank me.
 
2014-08-12 07:02:35 PM  

meat0918: Michelle is fit, just like the last few we've had.

Come to think of it, when was the last "fat" first lady?  I don't think we've had one.


Babs Bush wasn't exactly fit.
 
2014-08-12 07:02:43 PM  
The right wing today is batshiat crazy.  They seriously have gotten so deranged that they modify trucks to waste fuel and spew toxic shiat all over themselves, because "fark the environment because libs like it, that's why"

This first lady shiat is similarly completely farking retarded.  Right wingers get upset that the first lady has the gall to suggest that kids should eat healthy and exercise.  What the farking shiat?
 
2014-08-12 07:03:24 PM  

vernonFL: I remember Democrats attacking Laura Bush for promoting reading.

Oh wait, no I don't, because they didn't.


She wasn't black
 
2014-08-12 07:04:35 PM  

Iworkformsn: vernonFL: I remember Democrats attacking Laura Bush for promoting reading.

Oh wait, no I don't, because they didn't.

She wasn't black


Also, democrats aren't farking retarded.
 
2014-08-12 07:05:00 PM  
Just eat healthy.
 
2014-08-12 07:06:27 PM  

meat0918: Michelle is fit, just like the last few we've had.

Come to think of it, when was the last "fat" first lady?  I don't think we've had one.


www.heart-valve-surgery.com

Not really "fat" but she looks to be about the chunkiest of the bunch.
 
2014-08-12 07:06:35 PM  
Michelle Obama is a damn fine looking woman, the President is a lucky man and this guy is a farking idiot.
 
2014-08-12 07:06:37 PM  
www.sustainabilityninja.com
 
2014-08-12 07:06:56 PM  

cchris_39: Just eat healthy.


Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script.
 
2014-08-12 07:10:00 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Hurrrrrrrrrrr, it's funny because... no, wait, it's just farking retarded.
 
2014-08-12 07:10:10 PM  

JerseyTim: I don't understand this argument against healthier school lunches. These are lunches furnished by the federal government. It's not like the government is denying naturally occurring cheeseburgers that are totally free to the schools and replacing them with these other meals at expense.

It's the strangest argument. The same people who get up in arms whenever someone uses foodstamps to buy lobster and filet mignon and Ho-hos see school lunches changed to grilled chicken salads are are all, "NO! This is socialism! We must provide these kids with pepperoni pizza and Coca-cola! It's their right as Americans!" It doesn't make any sense.


It's almost like their politics are based on hating people who are different from them instead of policy.
 
2014-08-12 07:10:22 PM  
www.harpersbazaar.com

LOOK AT THIS FAT COW HOW DARE SHE TELL ME I S'POSED TUH EAT HEALTHY!

/rawr
 
2014-08-12 07:10:55 PM  
Congratulations, you're arguing like a pre-teen girl.
 
2014-08-12 07:11:06 PM  

JerseyTim: I don't understand this argument against healthier school lunches. These are lunches furnished by the federal government. It's not like the government is denying naturally occurring cheeseburgers that are totally free to the schools and replacing them with these other meals at expense.

It's the strangest argument. The same people who get up in arms whenever someone uses foodstamps to buy lobster and filet mignon and Ho-hos see school lunches changed to grilled chicken salads are are all, "NO! This is socialism! We must provide these kids with pepperoni pizza and Coca-cola! It's their right as Americans!" It doesn't make any sense.


Does anything about these people suggest they care about making sense?

A swift perusal of their Fark acolytes suggests not!
 
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